1. Phil Helmuth- would try to put a beat on him so bad he starts crying
2. Jerry Buss- fish with money
3. George Bush
4. Fnord- I learned a lot from this man when I started playing NL, and nothing would please me more than stacking him
5. Tiffany Williamson- she sucks cock at poker, she's too unattractive to distract me from raking in the chips, she's black