Favorite pick up lines

[thizzSantaCruz]

Allright Don Juan's lets hear your favorite pick up line to pick up that ridiuclously drunk girl thats been eyeing you at a party.

My favorite has to be, "Wanna go halves on a bastard?"

[Da GOAT]

''I met Angelina Jolie last year and she doesnt look half as good as you''

Gold

[seoul_child1]

"Hey babygurl, let me buy you a drink, i know you must be tired; You been running though my mind all day"

[uscheese]

What? It's not going to suck itself you know

[seoul_child1]

What? It's not going to suck itself, You NOW

huh, WTF..lol??

[Da GOAT]

You; Sorry theres no smoking in here
Her; eh im not smoking
You; OH YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!! (while waving your hand like a fan at your face)

[Alibi]

I like the science pick up jokes but they only work on science majors

"If I were an enzyme I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes" etc

[jyms]

Hi, I'm Ron Jeremy.

[gingerwizard]

"You don't sweat much for a fat lass"

[Renton]

"If I were an enzyme I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes"

wow

[thenonsequitur]

I like the science pick up jokes but they only work on science majors

A few more in that vein:


"Hey, baby, what's your sine?"

"You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate."

"According to Heisenberg's Uncertanty Principle, we way already be in love."

"You must be a good benzene ring, because you are pleasantly aromatic."

"I'm not being obtuse, but your acute girl."

"If I were sine squared and you were cosine squared together we'd be one."

"If I could make any compound, I would make uranium iodide, so I could put U and I together."

"Honey, you're sweeter than 3.14159."

"We don't have to converge, let's just get Cauchy."

[Da GOAT]

I like the science pick up jokes but they only work on science majors

A few more in that vein:


"Hey, baby, what's your sine?"

"You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate."

"According to Heisenberg's Uncertanty Principle, we way already be in love."

"You must be a good benzene ring, because you are pleasantly aromatic."

"I'm not being obtuse, but your acute girl."

"If I were sine squared and you were cosine squared together we'd be one."

"If I could make any compound, I would make uranium iodide, so I could put U and I together."

"Honey, you're sweeter than 3.14159."

"We don't have to converge, let's just get Cauchy."

OMG i cringe

another one;

''You and me?''

[bigred]

"All I can promise you is 3 inches of the worst 20 seconds of your life"

[AHiltz]

I've only got 4 inches.......... but some women like it that wide.

[swiggidy]

"I have this really comfortable couch you can sleep on so you don't have to catch a cab."

Works best when you live walking distance from the bar and they drove

[Da GOAT]

get her back for drinks in yours.

sit back relax,have 1 sip and say ''i think we'd be more comfortable upstairs''

Gold

[Halv]

You; Sorry theres no smoking in here
Her; eh im not smoking
You; OH YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!! (while waving your hand like a fan at your face)

Too bad this one doesn't work in norwegian. Classic. Mine:

"Wanna fuck?"

*slap*

Fifteen minutes later we're making out.

Next morning my friend tells me she was 14.

[Da GOAT]

Its great tho I get older but college chicks stay the same age.

Hmm i should put another line in this thread hmm

''Anal??''

[uscheese]

HAHAHAHAHA..."anal?" works well...women love men to be honest

[mrhappy333]

www.sosuave.com

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

If I could re arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Wanna get a pizza and fuck? (when she says no)
whats the matter, you don't like pizza?
( I actually asked a girl this and she said yes)