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  1. 04-19-2006 02:38 PM #1
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    Default FINDING NOOOOOBIE POSTS

    i got this idea after looking for a thread to bump and coming over lots of funny ones. the point is to search old threads and find newbies posts by people and make fun of them here.

    ill start:
    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...poker-2314.htm

    ha!

    elipsesjeff has lots of funny ones, but lets try to limit it to one or two per person.
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  2. 04-19-2006 02:46 PM #2
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    I am embarrased by the things i've said in the past

    It's pretty neat seeing how the members have grown as a community somewhat.
    take your ego out of the equation and judge the situation dispassionately
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  3. 04-19-2006 02:56 PM #3
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    here's a good one: read my second post in the thread.

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ghlight=double
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  4. 04-19-2006 02:57 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by chardrian
    here's a good one: read my second post in the thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chardrian
    My bankroll is now around 3,000. I actually like the rebuy add-on tourneys because I NEVER rebuy or add-on. That way even making it to the money which, IMO, generally is a waste of time, actually makes it worth it. In general, I've found that over the whole tourney you have to play two hands better than everyone else (doubling up twice early essentially gives you the re-buy and the add-on), but over the whole tourney that can be done more often than not. I agree that at a freeze out tourney 11BB is not time for desperation. But in a re-buy add-on it was. We were in the last stage before the first break where basically the whole field (except for me) adds-on. I don't play just to survive, I play to win so I did feel I needed to make a move with this hand, I just didnt like my position.
    Long story short - I raised 400. Two callers (one guy in mid-position other guy was button). Flop came out A58 (two hearts). I checked, second guy bet 700 (putting me all-in), third guy called, I folded. Second guy ended up losing with 8K spades versus A5 os.
    So looking back I thought I screwed up by my normal raise preflop - thought I shoulda pushed (and probably woulda stolen the blinds). But now I'm thinking just cuz I lost doesn't mean I made the worst play (just fishing for opinions).
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  5. 04-19-2006 03:01 PM #5
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    just curious how the $.05/$.10 LIMIT games have been treating you lately:

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ghlight=#37950

    dude you lost like $1.25 on that first hand alone.

    i think we might want to start locking, archiving and hiding all posts older than 5 days for the protection of the integrity of the senior members here. besides, since the rules of poker change almost on a daily basis, it's not like the same questions will get asked over and over and over again anyway. this is gonna get ugly, fast lol...
    In answer to your question... it depends...
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  6. 04-19-2006 03:41 PM #6
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    a500lbgorilla stars in "OMG the fish keep sucking out on me!!!!"


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  7. 04-19-2006 03:46 PM #7
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    AJs for the win!
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  8. 04-19-2006 03:49 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    a500lbgorilla stars in "OMG the fish keep sucking out on me!!!!"


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  9. 04-19-2006 03:50 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=9168&highlight=#9168

    AJs for the win!
    lol. best hand ever
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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  10. 04-19-2006 05:56 PM #10
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    hahaha some funny threads

    lucky for me, i was never bad at poker
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  11. 04-19-2006 06:29 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA
    hahaha some funny threads

    lucky for me, i was never bad at poker
    LOL OPERATIONS
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  12. 04-19-2006 07:57 PM #12
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  13. 04-19-2006 08:07 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    hahahah I win!

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...poker-8571.htm
    Stop digging up posts only a week old.
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  15. 04-19-2006 08:23 PM #15
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    I was getting lucky as hell and destroying this table. Sick... If it wasn't for luck I wouldn't have been so misled. But my ability to come up with excuses was already pretty well developed!
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    What has happened to half the people who replied in these threads??
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    They went on to become world class players and left the forum.
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  18. 04-20-2006 10:02 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    a500lbgorilla stars in "OMG the fish keep sucking out on me!!!!"


    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...173&highlight=
    Too funny, lmao at "weak players like me"

    Hard to imagine a gorilla as a weak player
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    They went on to become world class players and left the forum.
    Don't worry people I for one, plan on staying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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    cmon that bagpipe monkey thing was funny....LAFF
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    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ghlight=#43393

    My first post, not a huge LOL or anything, but it's funny how far I've come...and even funnier how far I have yet to go.


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    uh......george i just bumped that a few days ago but you missed it
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    I am mentally retarded. Leave me alone.


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  29. 04-28-2006 12:24 PM #29
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    wow - these are great...This was a great idea for a thread - As a small stakes NL player, I find it inspiring that Gabe was playing 10NL only a year and 1/2 ago...Wow - So maybe it doesn't take 12 years to move up a couple levels...Just lots of practice, lots of reading and lots of asking for help -

    the best line is "quit digging up posts that are only a week old" lmfao at that one
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    you people arent supposed to find your own posts!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
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  33. 04-28-2006 01:59 PM #33
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    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...618&highlight=

    Actually, I think Fnord Trashed most of my original posts. But, yeah, they were pretty bad.

    Theres a really bad picture of me here:

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    elipsesjeff has lots of funny ones, but lets try to limit it to one or two per person.
    You're so kind.


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    ITS TRUE

    but you missed the best ones where you argue with fnord:
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    You know, i thought he got rid of that one. Brings back old memories.


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