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  1. 08-07-2006 01:39 AM #1
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    Default Fnord?

    Just curious if I missed something obvious...

    Where is Fnord and why is he an FTR celebrity? I mean, is he someone I should know other than "Fnord from FTR"?

    He was one of my favorite posters/mods and I really enjoyed his playing style and took many of his tips to heart. I've noticed that he stopped posting so I was wondering what was up...
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  2. 08-07-2006 02:37 AM #2
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    he's a donk
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  3. 08-07-2006 03:16 AM #3
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    rofl cant wait for FTR's premier "celebrity' to educate the FTR minions on the do's and don'ts of grindage via 'live chat'

    praise Jesus
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  4. 08-07-2006 03:19 AM #4
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    He still posts a pretty good bit. I think a lot of people that have been playing for awhile just get tired of posting/commenting on hands. There's only so many situations...at some point it becomes pretty boring.
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  5. 08-07-2006 03:27 AM #5
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    Fnord knows all ...how dare you sir
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  6. 08-07-2006 03:37 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReLOADeD
    rofl cant wait for FTR's premier "celebrity' to educate the FTR minions on the do's and don'ts of grindage via 'live chat'

    praise Jesus
    Ripptyde?
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  7. 08-07-2006 03:38 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA
    I'm a donk
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  8. 08-07-2006 03:57 AM #8
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    fnord is ftr's resident small stakes shark.
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  9. 08-07-2006 03:59 AM #9
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    Somebody dig up dwarfman's extremely old post about him taking notes in class about Henry Ford.
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  10. 08-07-2006 04:00 AM #10
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    For those whom it may concern,

    I've contacted Xianti about my search button being broken. It's being repaired as we speak.
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  11. 08-07-2006 04:06 AM #11
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    reloaded is just getting annoying
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  12. 08-07-2006 04:22 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReLOADeD
    rofl cant wait for FTR's premier "celebrity' to educate the FTR minions on the do's and don'ts of grindage via 'live chat'

    praise Jesus
    join my clique?
    I hate it when celebrities teach minions how to grind. Thats just not appropriate for the kids.
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  13. 08-07-2006 08:27 AM #13
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    HI VQC, welcome to my community forum. Would you like your pillow fluffed or a nice, cold soda?
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  14. 08-07-2006 08:29 AM #14
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  15. 08-07-2006 09:27 AM #15
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    Everyone knows Fnord is Donald Rumsfeld. He's getting fired soon, so he'll be posting more in the future.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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  16. 08-07-2006 09:28 AM #16
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  17. 08-07-2006 11:35 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA
    reloaded is just getting annoying
    You're just mad because realoaded, unlike the rest of FTR, actually wants to discuss poker theory
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  18. 08-07-2006 11:39 AM #18
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  19. 08-07-2006 11:44 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReLOADeD
    rofl cant wait for FTR's premier "celebrity' to educate the FTR minions on the do's and don'ts of grindage via 'live chat'

    praise Jesus
    We voted. He had the most votes.

    Did you have a better suggestion?
    Operation Grind For Education:

    Current BR: $10080(04/06/2009) BR Goal: $15000--I LOVE RB!!!
    End date: 31aug2009
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    Quote Originally Posted by cardsman1992
    Quote Originally Posted by ReLOADeD
    rofl cant wait for FTR's premier "celebrity' to educate the FTR minions on the do's and don'ts of grindage via 'live chat'

    praise Jesus
    We voted. He had the most votes.

    Did you have a better suggestion?
    yeah, Ripptyde
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  21. 08-07-2006 12:31 PM #21
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  22. 08-07-2006 01:57 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReLOADeD
    rofl cant wait for FTR's premier "celebrity' to educate the FTR minions on the do's and don'ts of grindage via 'live chat'

    praise Jesus
    Well, then. The day you have been waiting for is HERE!

    TONIGHT! IN OUR CHAT ROOM! 7:00PM PACIFIC!

    WHEEEEEE!!!

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...oker-40060.htm
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  23. 08-07-2006 03:16 PM #23
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    I hear Fnord bathes in the blood of 500 dead babies. He believes it gives him super powers.
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    Hmm I wonder if it is even possible for tonight's chat to be serious at all.
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    Some of our long-timers have some serious questions for Fnord. The rest is up to you guys.

    If you want to do more of these "FTR Celeb" chats in the future, try to throw in some real poker questions.
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  26. 08-07-2006 04:34 PM #26
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    Xianti, I'm sitting in the BB with AQ and this guy open pushes for five and a half chips. Should I call?
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  27. 08-07-2006 04:36 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I hear Fnord bathes in the blood of 500 dead babies. He believes it gives him super powers.
    Lies!

    It's only 5, I use water to fill the rest of the tub.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvge-c2_Xg
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    Quote Originally Posted by LeFou
    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA
    reloaded is just getting annoying
    You're just mad because realoaded, unlike the rest of FTR, actually wants to discuss poker theory
    Hehe. You are an evil clown worthy of homosexual balloon animals.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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  29. 08-07-2006 04:41 PM #29
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    This kid, who happens to be a gay balloon animal, came out to his family and his dad said I have no BALLOON ANIMAL SON!!!! This kid then untied himself and floated into the atmosphere to pop himself. It was sad. Heath Ledger will get an academy award for it.
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    a poker bio of fnord may help get the ball moving in the right direction
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  31. 08-07-2006 05:56 PM #31
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    I still can't believe that I'm not being the one interviewed.

    Rigged.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    HI VQC, welcome to my community forum. Would you like your pillow fluffed or a nice, cold soda?
    can i get my beer reloaded please?
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  33. 08-07-2006 10:40 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    I still can't believe that I'm not being the one interviewed.

    Rigged.
    You're telling me. It's a bunch of B.S.
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