The forest has been tamed.

[Reidak]

I think this post can apply to most everyone. I got a girl a month and a half ago or so, and she always complained about the bush. I always prided myself on my bush, it was thick and lush, and i was hoping that one day i would be able to harvest it for a oven glove or fake moustache, maybe hair plugs? Anyways I got several complaints about it, mostly coughing noises heard from my mid section, and hocking noises. She started to ask me to please do sometihng about it. I didnt tell her about what my plan to do with it was, as its kind of creepy, but funny for poker forum purposes. I just said flat out no. Anyways she went to cheerleading camp last week and is coming back on the 27th. Im hoping she gets alot of girl talk, mostly about how to give a mean blowjob. She needs some advice. Anyways I figured it was +EV to tame the bush, I'm expecting 2 - 2.5 x the sex I normally get. Anyways today I busted out my brothers beard trimmer and snapped on the extension. A short timer later I have a nice tidy pornstar trim. and it looks FIERCLY bigger. Well... not firecly, but theres a definate effect. Anyways its nice and clean but i might go in again and clean up the sides. maybe go for a J? Nah.

Pics coming soon!!

Joking. .. ... :P

And i didnt clean the trimmer. I hate that guy.

[Lukie]

oh thats nasty (using your bros trimmer, and then not cleaning it to top it off).




But yeah, definately shave that shit. Not close.

[Reidak]

Yeah I think i had the length at 2 or 3 or something, any closer and u start running the risk of nicks and cuts, and itchyness. I shaved it clean last year and it was so not worth it.

[jukejointroach]

i use scissors. yes it's kinda dangerous. but i got steady hands. and it does make your junk look bigger.

[Lukie]

Good old-fashioned blade for me.

[givememyleg]

Worst thread ever?

[tcpj4]

Ya pubes suck :/

[Xianti]

Good old-fashioned blade for me.

Bald?

[dsmrolla06]

Good old-fashioned blade for me.

Bald?

]

its all the rage. the girls love it. no seriously

[Lukie]

Good old-fashioned blade for me.

Bald?

Close.

[Lukie]

Worst thread ever?

Yeah, by far. Why I even bothered to give a serious response to this thread is beyond me. I should have posted a giant picture of a pair of scissors or something, with a great big WTF?? below it.

[Lukie]

WTF???

[givememyleg]

Seriously I can not believe this is really a thread here... look at what's being discussed.... lol

[vqc]

time for a subject change

girls should be shaven clean.
agree/disagree?

[Lukie]

agree, not even closeeeeeeeeeee.

And by clean shaven, I mean you shouldn't even be able to feel it.

[flomo]

I think this post can apply to most everyone. I got a girl a month and a half ago or so, and she always complained about the bush. I always prided myself on my bush, it was thick and lush, and i was hoping that one day i would be able to harvest it for a oven glove or fake moustache, maybe hair plugs? Anyways I got several complaints about it, mostly coughing noises heard from my mid section, and hocking noises. She started to ask me to please do sometihng about it. I didnt tell her about what my plan to do with it was, as its kind of creepy, but funny for poker forum purposes. I just said flat out no. Anyways she went to cheerleading camp last week and is coming back on the 27th. Im hoping she gets alot of girl talk, mostly about how to give a mean blowjob. She needs some advice. Anyways I figured it was +EV to tame the bush, I'm expecting 2 - 2.5 x the sex I normally get. Anyways today I busted out my brothers beard trimmer and snapped on the extension. A short timer later I have a nice tidy pornstar trim. and it looks FIERCLY bigger. Well... not firecly, but theres a definate effect. Anyways its nice and clean but i might go in again and clean up the sides. maybe go for a J? Nah.

Pics coming soon!!

Joking. .. ... :P

And i didnt clean the trimmer. I hate that guy.

i thought this was lesbians
very dissappointing

[givememyleg]

time for a subject change

girls should be shaven clean.
agree/disagree?

100%.

Yeah.. let's talk about underneath girls underwear rather than guys...

Oh also that reminds me... mini skirt with no panties, hottest thing ever?

[Bailey]

Givemeleg please.. we have more important issues at hand.. please go post on my threads

[givememyleg]

About bricks being thrown through your window? About a hooker your friend bought? Or maybe some teeth bling bling?

Seriously... what's more important... a 5'9" blonde in a miniskirt with no panties, or some ridiculous drawn out hooker story Bailey is telling? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[Warpe]

... a 5'9" blonde in a miniskirt with no panties...

[Bailey]

That hurt givemeleg.. that was uncalled for.. please stay out of my threads you racist!

[SonOfAkira]

time for a subject change

girls should be shaven clean.
agree/disagree?

Um, the monster bush trailing to the hips and thighs is definitely more than a little unappealing, but the freshly shorn was always unsettling as well. I'm a big fan of the stripe.
I've always thought the bald was a fetish and a bit pedophilic at that. No offense intended, obviously. Any thoughts? Enlighten me.

[Xianti]

Shaved pussy:

http://homepage.usask.ca/~lowey/boots_pics/shaved.jpg

[SonOfAkira]

Shaved pussy:

http://homepage.usask.ca/~lowey/boots_pics/shaved.jpg

ZOMG!
Ok, ok, my mind has been changed, I see what all the hype is about. That stuff is hot!

[thenonsequitur]

http://homepage.usask.ca/~lowey/boots_pics/shaved.jpg

NSFA

Not Safe For Anywhere.

[mrhappy333]

time for a subject change

girls should be shaven clean.
agree/disagree?

well just like poker, it depends....
If it's my wife.. I like a little hair.
My Girlfriend.. No hair
My friends wife.. I like a little hair
My friends girlfriend.. I like her arm pit hair<she's French>

[Lukie]

time for a subject change

girls should be shaven clean.
agree/disagree?

well just like poker, it depends....
If it's my wife.. I like a little hair.
My Girlfriend.. No hair
My friends wife.. I like a little hair
My friends girlfriend.. I like her arm pit hair<she's French>

girls with armpit hair, discuss

[Warpe]

girls with armpit hair, disgusting

fyp

[mrhappy333]

dudes... have an open mind! A hot european with some under arm hair and a hot accent. wow. It's the best.HOT HOT HOT.

[Muxy]

dudes... have an open mind! A hot european with some under arm hair and a hot accent. wow. It's the best.HOT HOT HOT.
http://www.hairtostay.com/

NSFW

NSDFW

[dsmrolla06]

dudes... have an open mind! A hot european with some under arm hair and a hot accent. wow. It's the best.HOT HOT HOT.
http://www.hairtostay.com/

i seriously hope your joking....

[mrhappy333]

woops sorry,,, NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[givememyleg]

ick ick ick ick ick ick ick

[Reidak]

Can we please stick to my bush please??

KTHXBYE

P.S - Hairy pussy = Bad pussy. If theyre not willing to make it LOOK good they arent going to BE good in the sack. Altho there are exceptions. Ive seen girl on girl french porn.


=)

[mrhappy333]

Altho there are exceptions. Ive seen girl on girl french porn.


=)

Girl on Girl french porn is +EV

[givememyleg]

SOMEONE DELETE THIS THREAD PLZ

[mrhappy333]

just click on unmonitor in your email.

dont ruin it for everyone else

[givememyleg]

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

[mrhappy333]

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...&unwatch=topic

in your email. or click up here ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[mrhappy333]

i was thinking about posting this in Big reds good threads post. LOL


just kidding

[givememyleg]

I DONT SUBSCRIBE TO ANYTHING I JUST CHECK FTR LIKE 25 TIMES PER DAY BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY TIME

AND LETS GET REAL A THREAD ABOUT GUYS GARBAGE IS -EV IN POKER AND LIFE

[givememyleg]

PS DO YOU LIKE CAPS LOCK

[mrhappy333]

AND LETS GET REAL A THREAD ABOUT GUYS GARBAGE IS -EV IN POKER AND LIFE

werd!

[Warpe]

This is one good grooming tip my mother never gave me. My buddy's mom, however...

[givememyleg]

This is one good grooming tip my mother never gave me. My buddy's mom, however...

Your buddies mom must be... 89, 90?

[Lukie]

SOMEONE DELETE THIS THREAD PLZ

[Reidak]

Yeah I'd say the legs are gone on this one, lock pls.

[Xianti]

As requested by the author...

{Locked}