Found cellphone

[Greedo017]

Ok so i found a cellphone. I get a call from Tiera and tell her and she says its her boyfriends, she'll try to contact him. While looking around on his phone I find

-A picture of a large black guy.
-A picture of a knocked up black girl
-A picture of a ~1-2 year old baby
-A picture of a gun laying there
-A picture of the guy pointing the gun at the camera
-A picture of ~300 in $20 bills fanned out.
-A text message from his friend asking if he can get his clips from this guys room.
-A text message from someone saying "In honor of black history month smack the first white person you see. Send this to 10 people."
-Ten outgoing text messages of that message.

So what would you do.

Edit: woops i forgot there was also a picture of a pit bull

How odd.

But you have to make sure to give it back tothe (deranged) owner in person.

[Pelion]

Meet him in town somewhere and hand it over in person.

[journey075]

have fun getting shot by keyshawn for wearing the wrong gang colors.

[ake]

Meet him and hand him the phone. And when he puts it to his ear the cum you put in there will drip out of the phone into his ear. Its gonna be awesome. But you better run fast

[a500lbgorilla]

Wear neutral gang colors, meet at donut shop for high police pressence

[Pelion]

Wear neutral gang colors, meet at donut shop for high police pressence

rofl

its funny because its true

[gabe]

i wouldnt meet him somewhere, i'd just turn it in near somewhere i found it and tell his girl to go pick it up

[gabe]

btw greedo, fun thread

[bluey]

have fun getting shot by keyshawn for wearing the wrong gang colors.

hahaha

[boost]

give the guy his phone back... thats actually a pretty funny chain text message. I understand why you looked through it, to help find the person possibly, and jsut out of curiosity. Id do the same. But you gotta respect the guys privacy. Even though youve already seen the stuff, just try and forget it. Im sure theres personal stuff of yours that you might keep on a laptop that you wouldnt want some random person to judge you on. Like think if some evangalist(sp?) christian found your laptop and because it had poker stuff on it and thought you are the son of the devil, didnt return your laptop.

Dont be afraid cuz its a black guy with a gun, lots of people have guns. Dont be afraid cuz hes fanning out some money, lots of people are proud of the money they make. Meet the guy at barnes and noble or mcdonalds or whatever.. some public place that is close by and hand him the phone. Fear is the basis for racism, face your fear before it grows.

[journey075]

Dont be afraid cuz its a black guy with a gun

haha, i considered making this my sig.

[journey075]

have fun getting shot by keyshawn for wearing the wrong gang colors.

hahaha

your posts in the sng forum were awesome btw. im now sufficiently bankrolled for my stakes with 1000 buyins.

[DaNutsInYoEye]

Give him your home address so he can come pick it up himself. Make sure you're gone and instead leave your petite, white girlfriend there alone.

[boost]

Give him your home address so he can come pick it up himself. Make sure you're gone and instead leave your petite, white girlfriend there alone.

yah, cuz black guys are sex crazed rapists, and thier favorite targets are little innocent white girls....

[Greedo017]

I never considered not returning it, I just didn't know if I should return it in person.

[gabe]

i have text msgs in my phone that say things like 'diversify yo bonds nigga' and 'grouphug, nigga'

i hope a black person would still give me my phone if he was offended by that

[Greedo017]

i am not at all offended by the text message, i just added it cause i thought it was funny.

[boost]

you should just dress up like ali g, and be like "What is up, my brother?" all proper like and shit...

[ake]

guys, enough dissing us black people in the thread

[Xianti]

Take it to the lost-and-found at your local police station.

[Les_Worm]

Where did you find the phone?

[Greedo017]

on a sidewalk where a bunch of cars were parked on the curb, near apartments.

[Xianti]

on a sidewalk where a bunch of cars were parked on the curb, near apartments.

...in a dead man's cold, bloody hand.

[badandy519]

on a sidewalk where a bunch of cars were parked on the curb, near apartments.

...in a dead man's cold, bloody hand.

You've obv been watching too much CSI lately

[DogOnMySide]

Your country is mad

If I found a phone with pictures of some dude with a gun on it, it would be at the police station faster than you can say "why the fuck does that guy need a gun?"

home protection my ass

[Xianti]

Your country is mad ... home protection my ass

Are guns illegal in your country? And what country is that?

[metaxy6]

it is pretty funny situation, but i agree completely with boost.
well said, sir.

btw - i was going to post in that allnighter thread until your party showed up in full color on the pavement....

[boost]

haha, glad to have made your day in TWO threads... man Im on a roll..

[DogOnMySide]

England

They're not illegal in the sense that nobody can own one, but... nobody really does own one (except the occasional shotgun for shooting birds) unless they are up to no good

Owning a semi-automatic pistol is generally pretty illegal. There's no real reason for someone to need a glock, apart from to shoot other people

[boost]

Sometimes its necesarry to shoot other people... Alteast thast made clear when the sale of glocks is involved. However its a lil weird when people reason that a AR-15 is a hunting rifle........

Where I live though, and in a lot of major cities (mostly northern ones and possibly cali cities) Hand guns and any automatic is illegal. Pretty much the only legal guns are rifles and shotguns. Ill be purchasing a pump when I get my apartment.

Its increadibly easy to buy almost any sort of weapon too... you can buy almost anything at gun conventions. From semi auto hand cannons like DE 5.0's to tactical sub machine guns, to full on assualt rifles(which are single shot semi auto, however can fairly easily be modded to be fully auto......) And thats al lstuff thats sold up front at counters at gun shows. Thats not talking about the AK's the tec9's uzis and other shit you can get behind the scenes.....

[metaxy6]

i don't know gun laws that well, but in some cities it's perfectly legal to carry a handgun. i remember shooting pool in arizona bars where guys had a piece on their waist.
that struck me as a really bad idea.
think i recall hearing about texas recently changing the laws around that.

[boost]

yah, in all states you can get a concealed weapons license. However in most states is hard to get and you must prove that you are employed as a bounty hunter or private I or something of that sort.. body guard .. security .. shit liek that..

[DogOnMySide]

Whereas in the old UK of A, even the cops don't have guns. Except in airports or special circumstances.

It's a lot harder to kill someone with a stick, i guess.

[bluey]

wanna compare crime rates?

[Irisheyes]

Yo someone buy me a gun next chance they get and post it over, I'll pay p&p.

[Rondavu]

My sister is 22, and is married to a 38 year old. I went over their house, and he wips out a fully automatic rifle he just bought to show me for some odd reason. He's Fk'n out of his mind. Guy thinks he's Ted Nugent or something. He doesn't even hunt. He just likes having powerful guns around the house, where children live, and doesn't secure them properly. The automatic rifle was dangling from a coat rack fully loaded. You could bump into it, have it fall on the floor and shoot someone in the face.

[journey075]

pics of sister?

[metaxy6]

pics of sister?

that has got to be the least appropriate, and therefore the absolutely most hilarious post i've read in a long damn time.

roflroflrofl.

[Pelion]

wanna compare crime rates?

Wanna compare highschool masacre rates?

[shazbox]

wanna compare crime rates?

Wanna compare highschool masacre rates?

thats why i skip class constantly...

really, its not the drinking.

[BeatMeBad]

wanna compare crime rates?

Wanna compare highschool masacre rates?

I'll take a HS massacre every few years if it means we can have a lower crime rate. Besides, have you seen how stupid some HS kids are these days? A few less of them might not be a bad thing (but then I'm a heartless bastard).

[spoonitnow]

wanna compare crime rates?

Wanna compare highschool masacre rates?

I'll take a HS massacre every few years if it means we can have a lower crime rate. Besides, have you seen how stupid some HS kids are these days? A few less of them might not be a bad thing (but then I'm a heartless bastard).

A few? You have a bigger heart that I, sir.