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  1. 05-15-2008 11:46 PM #1
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    Default found myself a gf NSFB (Not Safe for Boost)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL9yh3ZS9I0

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  2. 05-15-2008 11:53 PM #2
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    wow. i think shes faking!!!11
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    i actually felt kind of guilty laughing at that.
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    there are 7 of um, all pretty hilarious
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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  6. 05-16-2008 01:04 AM #6
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    random ftr fact, givememyleg has tourettes syndrome.
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    why is this nsfb

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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    random ftr fact, givememyleg has tourettes syndrome.
    bet that tics you off











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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    random ftr fact, givememyleg has tourettes syndrome.
    for reals? what "symptoms" do you have?

    the kids who just had the shrugs and breathing stuff did not seem to bad. Yelling racial slurs would be a pretty bad beat.
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
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    random ftr fact, givememyleg has tourettes syndrome.
    for reals? what "symptoms" do you have?
    Whenever gmml types "FTR" in our forum, in real-life, he's actually jerking his head to the right and screaming "FUCK TIM ROBBINS" while kicking his girlfriend in the butt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    random ftr fact, givememyleg has tourettes syndrome.
    for reals? what "symptoms" do you have?
    Whenever gmml types "FTR" in our forum, in real-life, he's actually jerking his head to the right and screaming "FUCK TIM ROBBINS" while kicking his girlfriend in the butt.
    Haha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
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    random ftr fact, givememyleg has tourettes syndrome.
    for reals? what "symptoms" do you have?
    Randomly shouting "imo" after every sentence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    random ftr fact, givememyleg has tourettes syndrome.
    for reals? what "symptoms" do you have?
    Whenever gmml types "FTR" in our forum, in real-life, he's actually jerking his head to the right and screaming "FUCK TIM ROBBINS" while kicking his girlfriend in the butt.
    WOW.
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    gmml, I don't know if you've ever heard of Dr. Mort Doran, but he's a Canadian surgeon and pilot with Tourette's. I saw a TV profile on him a while back and it was amazing to watch. Can't find much on him online but there is this:

    http://www.lifesatwitch.com/forester.html

    He's also mentioned on Wiki.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    id prob hit it
    wouldn't you worry about her shouting "small dick!" during sex?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
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    random ftr fact, givememyleg has tourettes syndrome.
    for reals? what "symptoms" do you have?
    Whenever gmml types "FTR" in our forum, in real-life, he's actually jerking his head to the right and screaming "FUCK TIM ROBBINS" while kicking his girlfriend in the butt.
    lol now that sure would be a random and hilarious tick.

    nah, nothing extreme. for the most part i'm able to control it (nothing like any of the kids in that video). i blink my eyes a lot, crack my knuckles, sometimes make noises, and other random facial/body ticks every so often. when i concentrate on something it usually doesn't happen. funny thing is though it all builds up when i hold it in and have to "let it out" when i'm alone sometimes. i'm pretty much a weirdo by myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    gmml, I don't know if you've ever heard of Dr. Mort Doran, but he's a Canadian surgeon and pilot with Tourette's. I saw a TV profile on him a while back and it was amazing to watch. Can't find much on him online but there is this:

    http://www.lifesatwitch.com/forester.html

    He's also mentioned on Wiki.
    yeah i think i have heard of him, just didn't know him by name. i saw a couple specialists when i was younger (like 12) and they mentioned people like him. they docs i saw basically said there was nothing they could do, and that it would probably get better later in life, which it did. it was really bad when i was 12-15 but gradually started to go fade. pretty sure it will always be there but i can live with it. the best thing about seeing those people was to learn that i wasn't just a complete nut case because i knew the things i was doing were ridiculous, but just couldn't help it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    The best thing about seeing those people was to learn that i wasn't just a complete nut case because i knew the things i was doing were ridiculous, but just couldn't help it.
    Don't listen to those doctors. You are a freak and a very weird dude!
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    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    The best thing about seeing those people was to learn that i wasn't just a complete nut case because i knew the things i was doing were ridiculous, but just couldn't help it.
    Don't listen to those doctors. You are a freak and a very weird dude!
    ya i no!
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    Tourette's must be something of a nightmare for sufferers but it's soooo fucking funny to everyone else.

    Someone should hook out a link to the Keith Allen documentary where he takes a busload of kids with Tourette's to France. It's hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    LOL..sorry I didnt mean to say that it was my turrets
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    id prob hit it
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    That show was hilarious, I watched all 10 episodes. Lotsa drama. The fat tourette girl Jenny got picked on (young tourette kid kept yelling "Jen gives head!" lmao), got a blow-out with Jessica, and left the camp prematurely. And the British Tourette guy womanized a ton of American girls, haha.
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