Freaking grass

[WillburForce]

So I get sent this from PokerStars support. Has anyone else ever been sent one of these? Presumably its nothign really for me to worry about?

What a fucking crybaby. It was a fly away comment and I'm sure he wouldn't have complained if the flush had hit. They failed to mention all the abuse this twat was giving everyone before hand - fucking cretin.

Hello Will,

It has come to our attention that during hand #18294643290 you made some comments during the play of a hand regarding the play of the hand. I have copied the hand history below, including the comments. While ring game chat does have more lenience than tournament chat, please review the following from our card room rules:

"In cash games only, players still in a hand may chat about what cards
they claim to hold. This is coffee-housing, which is common in poker.
However, players (in the hand or not) may not coach or otherwise suggest
how another player should play his hand. For example, it is okay to say
You should call; I'm bluffing. It is not okay to say, You should call;
he's bluffing."

The full set of cardroom rules is available at:

http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/room/policies/

Comments such as yours violate this rule. In future games please refrain
from making any comments that could be construed as attempting to induce action from any other player while a third player is involved in the hand.

You are a valued player at PokerStars and I'm sure you understand that
these rules are in place to insure the integrity of our games for all
players, yourself included. Thank you for choosing PokerStars as your
online card room.


Regards,

Seah
PokerStars Support Team

PokerStars Game #18294643290: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) -
2008/06/21 - 21:22:51 (ET)
Table 'Frigga II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: MarcusMAzda ($38.55 in chips)
Seat 2: VANguyen ($17.90 in chips)
Seat 3: XXXSuzXXX ($47 in chips)
Seat 4: MikeHoshino ($24.75 in chips)
Seat 5: triplej74 ($25 in chips)
Seat 6: skinbatt ($14.20 in chips)
21:22:52 MikeHoshino: posts small blind $0.10
21:22:52 triplej74: posts big blind $0.25
21:22:52 VANguyen: posts big blind $0.25
21:22:52 *** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XXXSuzXXX [8h Qh]
21:22:59 skinbatt: raises $0.75 to $1
21:22:59 MarcusMAzda: folds
21:23:02 VANguyen: calls $0.75
21:23:04 XXXSuzXXX: folds
21:23:12 skinbatt said, "your a piece of garbage"
21:23:19 MikeHoshino: folds
21:23:21 triplej74: folds
21:23:21 Moving Bets to Pot
21:23:21 *** FLOP *** [2s 9c 8c]
21:23:30 skinbatt: bets $1.50
21:23:37 VANguyen: raises $3.50 to $5
21:23:40 skinbatt: raises $8.20 to $13.20 and is all-in
21:23:49 Player VANguyen has requested TIME
21:23:59 VANguyen said, "i hit top paor"
21:24:15 XXXSuzXXX said, "well call then"
21:24:27 VANguyen: calls $8.20
21:24:27 Moving Bets to Pot
21:24:28 *** TURN *** [2s 9c 8c] [Jh]
21:24:30 *** RIVER *** [2s 9c 8c Jh] [8d]
21:24:32 *** SHOW DOWN ***
skinbatt: shows [Qc Ac] (a pair of Eights)
21:24:32 VANguyen: shows [9d Th] (two pair, Nines and Eights)
21:24:34 VANguyen collected $27.35 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $28.75 | Rake $1.40
Board [2s 9c 8c Jh 8d]
Seat 1: MarcusMAzda folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: VANguyen showed [9d Th] and won ($27.35) with two pair, Nines and
Eights
Seat 3: XXXSuzXXX (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: MikeHoshino (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: triplej74 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: skinbatt showed [Qc Ac] and lost with a pair of Eights

[bigred]

you should call the waaaaaaaambulance

[Jack Sawyer]

dude, when you are not in the hand, STFU

[jyms]

This is never +EV

[lolzzz_321]

Hello Triptanes,

We have received a complaint regarding your use of inappropriate
language at our tables. After reviewing the chat log (see below), it
was decided to remove your chat privileges for a period of 6 months.
Your language was highly offensive and completely unacceptable.

Our goal at PokerStars is to be a fun place to play, where everyone
can feel comfortable. Foul language and abuse of other players takes
away from everyone's enjoyment, and therefore will not be permitted.

Please note that you may not be the only one receiving a message such
as this. When we receive a chat complaint, we review the entire chat
of all players at the table. Any other offenders at the table were
also warned or revoked as appropriate to our policies.

Your chat privileges will be reinstated in six months.


Regards,

Michael S
PokerStars Support Team

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193091114 Triptanes NIGGERJskdfjslfjlsdfds Observer 6/21/2008 4:44:54 PM
193091114 Triptanes US UCK Observer 6/21/2008 4:53:22 PM
193091114 Triptanes OMFG Observer 6/21/2008 4:58:52 PM
193091114 Triptanes OMFG Observer 6/21/2008 4:58:53 PM
193091114 Triptanes OMFG Observer 6/21/2008 4:58:54 PM
193091114 Triptanes OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGgg Observer 6/21/2008 4:58:56 PM
193091114 Triptanes OMFg Observer 6/21/2008 5:06:46 PM
193091114 Triptanes OMFG Observer 6/21/2008 5:06:47 PM

[lolzzz_321]

Apologies, I love black people, and their music!

[dalecooper]

I wouldn't worry, they won't be punishing you unless you keep doing it and keep getting reported. However, this is generally unacceptable and you should refrain from doing it. Even though this is a fairly harmless example.

[euphoricism]

I lost my chat for ~5 hours for saying OMFG in chat to a guy who was clearly clearly clearly softplaying in a 210fpp satellite. I reported him, and lost my chat.

I was really fucking pissed.

[WillburForce]

This is never +EV

well you say that, he did go on monkey tilt and donate someone else another buy-in inbetween abusing my good self. Shame it wasn't me who stacked him second time around.

Thing is though, I didn't mean anything by it...it was more sarcastic "Top pair???, you must call" rather than "He's clearly semi-bluffing with the nut flush draw, make a hero call and stack him"

After reading Triptanes post above, maybe I should have just gone the whole hog and typed "call that shit nigga, that niggas clearly bluffing you" and got a proper ban....

[will641]

i very rarely chat. someone basically has to say something that really makes me want to fuck with them.

[lolzzz_321]

ya, i am glad my chat got banned kind of

[bigred]

ASL?

[d0zer]

Wow, I can't believe you got nailed for that. I've seen far worse go unnoticed.

I've also lost my chat privileges for "uncouth" language

[mrhappy333]

I report everyone!

[badgers]

when i clicked the title i was pondering whether this was somebody annoyed by hayfever or on cannabis as in freeeaaaking grass.

um yeah your chat isn't really cool. i would have reported you if I was the dude with the nfd.

[ATOTHEC101]

agreed you shudnt have said what you said and i wudda been pissed if id been the guy wid the flush draw, but i wudnt have reported you as thats just gay and pointless. I also was hoping it was about hayfever grass as its driving me mad at the moment and i wudnt mind a bitch about the dickhead that is pollen