---FTR COMMUNE ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD---

[bigspenda73]

why dont people send in more of these

i know you all have one!

wait, that means you've sent one in already.

So, are you the pedo or did you lose 12k?

[UG]

why dont people send in more of these

i know you all have one!

wait, that means you've sent one in already.

So, are you the pedo or did you lose 12k?

add a zero to the end of that yo

[gabe]

why dont people send in more of these

i know you all have one!

wait, that means you've sent one in already.

So, are you the pedo or did you lose 12k?

both of those and my family hates me!!!

[lolzzz_321]

Testicle....

that is all

[boost]

Testicle....

that is all

hahah I remember at my ex's prom we were sat at a table with all friends of ours then one couple that no one was really friends with. Ex's best friend whispers in my ear that the guy only has one nut. I was drunk off my ass and blurt out "ONLY ONE!?" while looking him right in the eye. He turned really red. I feel kinda bad looking back, Im not so much of an asshole anymore, probably ruined the kids whole prom.

[lolzzz_321]

I am a veteran member of FTR and I created the redgrape gimmick account. I also got bored and created several other FTR accounts. With these accounts I posted a variety of porn and beastality gifs. I think Xianti should probably lighten up and takes that kind of stuff too seriously. I am a member of twoplustwo too and really like that gif thread you started awhile back.

[lolzzz_321]

I scammed Ripptyde out of $240, after he got ninth in the Sunday Million like a year or two ago I was like dude wheres my 240 and he sent it to my stars account. He didn't owe me any money! Should I give it back to him?

[bigred]

I scammed Ripptyde out of $240, after he got ninth in the Sunday Million like a year or two ago I was like dude wheres my 240 and he sent it to my stars account. He didn't owe me any money! Should I give it back to him?

Float me some bones?

[a500lbgorilla]

LC is my hero. Reveal your identity so that we may champion you to the internet fame you certainly dream of.

[lolzzz_321]

I'm married, but I really like women. Last summer I went on a mission on AdultFriendFinder to find a woman for a threesome with my husband and I. I met another married woman who swings and started chatting with her a lot and trading pictures. We set up a meeting at a hotel room and set out for a night of fantasy. Never ignore the first rule of meeting for sex - see them in person before you decide to hook up. This girl was five feet tall and weighed 180 - 200 lbs. The pictures I had of her were obviously many years old. She was pretty fugly. My husband and I were horrified, but with enough booze you can do anyone. At least she brought a strap on.

So I have had a drunken mercy DP sandwiched between my husband and a (really) fat chick.

My husband refuses to even mention the city where it happened, and we have never talked about it since.

[Jimmy Mac]

From 2p2:

i jerked off in the porta potty at work yesterday while taking a [censored]...when i came, i came all over the place cause i thought it would be funny and im dirty like that..when i went in there today to take a [censored] there was like 500 ants all over the cum spot on the floor eating it..

I can't stop laughing at that for some reason.

[lolzzz_321]

I lost my virginity when I was 12!! My best friends
sister was 14 and she already had sex with my brother
and his friend. Their parents were out one night and
one thing led to another and before you know it, I'm
getting it on @12 yrs old and my friend is 10 and
keeps comming in the room bothering us. He kept asking
me, " are you gonna eat her out?"
And at the time, I had no Idea what he was talking
about.
Its weird because I really remember she had hairy
nipples. Maybe because she was 14?

[swiggidy]

I almost had sex with my roommates 17 yr old sister on my 21st birthday. I knew she was in HS, but not that she was 17. Who the fuck brings a 17yr old sister to a college house party and doesn't tell his roommates anyways...

That sounds like I'm bitching but I'm not.

[Galapogos]

Swigg, I honestly see nothing wrong with that. It's 4 years difference, what gives??

[JL]

Swigg, I honestly see nothing wrong with that. It's 4 years difference, what gives??

And he only "almost" had sex.

[ensign_lee]

Damn this thread is fucked up.

[wufwugy]

Despite what you all may think, my real name is actually not wufwugy.

[ensign_lee]

I cry bullshit on the maggots story. Maggots only eat dead tissue. Brain tissue is very ALIVE tissue.

[Galapogos]

I cry bullshit on the maggots story. Maggots only eat dead tissue. Brain tissue is very ALIVE tissue.

Yeah but he said his cousin was slow, aka brain dead.

Ba-dum-pshhhh!

[gabe]

this thread sucks, i was trying to get alot of people to send shit in so i sent in 4 of them fake ones, but only a few real ones got sent so zzzzzzzz

[boost]

swig 17 when youre 21 isnt that bad, Id prob feel like a dirty old man, but it doesnt make you a pedo.

[lolzzz_321]

People think I went broke, but I now own my own online casino and poker
room.

[a500lbgorilla]

People think I went broke, but I now own my own online casino and poker
room.

LIESSSSSSS

No way someone goes broke in the eyes of an internet forum, hits it RICH and doesn't brag endlessly about it.

[boost]

People think I went broke, but I now own my own online casino and poker
room.

LIESSSSSSS

No way someone goes broke in the eyes of an internet forum, hits it RICH and doesn't brag endlessly about it.

orly?

[flomo]

this thread sucks, i was trying to get alot of people to send shit in so i sent in 4 of them fake ones, but only a few real ones got sent so zzzzzzzz

i thought this was supposed to be anonymous

[mrhappy333]

too many beers tonite

[Geanosssss]

this thread sucks, i was trying to get alot of people to send shit in so i sent in 4 of them fake ones, but only a few real ones got sent so zzzzzzzz

thats a real letdown...
...so which ones are fake?

[bigspenda73]

I too sent a fake email in

That's a non-anonymous confession

[lolzzz_321]

Alright, here we go.

I'm a prolific poster on the FTR forums who has been nursing a pretty small bankroll in the eyes of the forum. Every night, I usually drop 10 or 20, 40 bucks pretty quickly because I'm not very good at any games I feel like playing. Then I go into my attic bathroom and spend 30 minutes smoking a variety of legally sold herbs, extracts and chemicals that lay thick in my lungs and have basically reduced me to someone who's been smoking for about 10 years. But shit, I have fun. Then I set my laptop on my lap and watch MTV3 while 2 tabling the first two games I see. I'm a small winner in Omaha on a big sample and a big winner in 7cs. Waters are a bit choppy at no limit hold'em though. Basically, sobriety is my one weakness. But that's not my confession. It's kind of my brag. Yes, definitely my brag.

Anyway, My confession is that every night I smoke my lungs to oblivion and suffer from heavy hangovers that cause me to under perform at my job, disappoint my long time girlfriend almost nightly and put my lungs well past the worst condition they've ever been in since I overcame some terrible child-hood asthma and I do it all in the name of having 1 hour a night of just exploring my thoughts and having a full body massage.

[gabe]

this thread sucks, i was trying to get alot of people to send shit in so i sent in 4 of them fake ones, but only a few real ones got sent so zzzzzzzz

thats a real letdown...
...so which ones are fake?

guess

[a500lbgorilla]

did it work?

[snowbird4life]

forget being anonymous and my email has my name in it dammit but i guess this is a decent confession maybe an interesting story

Warning: Long ass story as i remember it from last summer...

Anyway, a little after i graduated HS last year, im 18 at the time nvm lets say i was 16 okay, and my best friend invites me to go boating with him to some huge ass lake (Lake Powell if any of you have been there, on the boarder of AZ/UT). So hell yeah ill go. He tells me more about it and it turns out they went in with some other guys and we'll be living on some hugeeee loaded houseboat with like satellite and shit... so sick. plus we have three sick boats to go out on, one which is brand new and has a sick tower and music setup. Yeah it was sick i hadn't really boated too much before this and never on a houseboat so i was excited.

Anyway, theres a bunch of cool kids there. All guys except for my friends sister, her friend, and two other chicks (some other guys daughters) who were like 15 and 16. The 16 year old was pretty hot too. Couple adults, some older dudes who are like 22 who brought a bunch of beer and alcohol and let me and my friend have some on some nights which was cool. Then me, him, his hot sister who is 16 and her friend who is 16, but her friend is like undddddddddddescribably hot. Shes italian and models i learned but she is like... wow i wish i had a pic or something but she was incredible even some of the adults there joked about hitting that. I think one of the 22 yr olds was like "22 is pushing it but damn!!" and then some 40+ year old adult is like "42 is pushing it..." and i just laughed because they were so riight, she was hottttt.

Anyway, heres the juicy part. One night everyones just chillen on the houseboat, its prolly like 9 o'clock and getting dark... some of the guys are drinking. Some are even playing holdem which i played a few times with em.. pretty fun, but they like to play 1 dollar max bet and 1 dollar max raise every street... like what the hell? So im kinda sick of that and follow some dude outside the boat to chill with in the sand and see what they were doing and onto land that we were docked at... its like some sort of little inlet island thing out in the middle of nowhere and theres some kids like looking at these school of fish and some other random junk like burrying people in sand. Anyway, i see my sisters friend and her wayyy hot friend chilling over there with some others. For some reason they thought it would be a genius idea to go on a little night hike? So they begged me to take them up to the top of this little mountain island thing that looked like the shape of a thumb, they claimed it was "God's thumb" from the movie Holes... lol so i kinda laughed and agreed. I had the flashlight... so i was like alright why the hell not.. they are pretty hot anyway.

So we start walking up there and whatnot and her hot friend is kinda flirty and what not which was cool but i swear his sister was drunk ? Maybe i was wrong but they were acting crazy. I didn't think anyone there would give them any alcohol + i didn't think they would drink in front of their dad on the boat? Anyway, it was pretty cool and we started hiking up there and half way up there was a little flat meadow type part with some giant rocks in the middle overlooking our boat and a lot of the lake. So we stopped to chill there and they started getting all crazy like at first it went "this is the prettiest view" (the sun was still setting a little bit) then next thing i know his sister is just like kiss me and i thought she was just joking around, but they just started making out. I was like omgwtfffffffff hook me up. They kissed and what not and i was like in shock but naturally i was just like whoahh "how come you have to exclude me..." laughing. And her friend just comes over and starts making out with me and i was like in yesssss scoreeeeeee best night ever. But then it got better... his sister starts unzipping my pants and i was just like omg i think i have died and gone to heaven. Her friend like lifted up her shirt and we just kinda went from there with all three of us. Anyway, i guess you can figure out what happened from there on, we never actually got it on fully but just oral both ways with all three of us. But still it was probably the best night of my life..... seriously. btw we still made it to Gods Thumb afterwards!!!

Anyway, i guess it was pretty bad getting a bj and fingering one of my best friends sister and her friend who are 16??? She was pretty hot though..... hmmmm but her friend!!!!!! omg i wish i could marry herr. Best girl ive ever met.. Seriously, she was way cool too. I wish i had pics of her... they would make for good times. After the night everything was still pretty cool between us all but whenever i looked at either of them i almost laughed and just kinda smiled because i remembered the crazy night from before and just wow. Not sure if they remember/if they were drunk but we never really talked about it. But yeah best trip/night of my life... everything was just amazing... all cool people the whole trip, all listened to cool music and blaired it on the boats/houseboat.. no gay music, +great food and alcohol... it was amazzzzzzing.

Kinda sad though after the trip I never saw her hott friend again .......wah . Kinda akward being at his house when his sister is there still though... she still says hi to me and what not but its just akward and i try to avoid talking to her too much lol.

Cliffnotes:
Sex with hottt girls and one of your best friends sister is funnnnnnnnn esp on some cool lake
18 with 16 isn't too bad..

Oh yeah haha this still makes me laugh when i think about it, a little while after we got back to the houseboat her dad asked how was the hike? I was just like "pretty fun.. the view from up there is amazzzing" lol

Edit:Sp

[Geanosssss]

this thread sucks, i was trying to get alot of people to send shit in so i sent in 4 of them fake ones, but only a few real ones got sent so zzzzzzzz

thats a real letdown...
...so which ones are fake?

guess

O.K, im guessing the pissing in the shampoo bottle one (which is a real letdown IMO), the dead cat and the spacco cousin, and the dad doing time for kids drug habit.

[boost]

and i was like in yesssss scoreeeeeee best night ever.

lawlz.

[lolzzz_321]

I don't know if any of these are worthy, but here they are -

when i was 12 I made a woman in my sandbox and "screwed" it...yeah, exposed myself and stuck it in the sand hole....

ran over a cat, stopped the car to look back and saw the cat writhing in the road - i decided the cat had zero chance to live so i backed up over it to make sure it was dead - some neighbor started screaming at me and i drove off...he just jumped outta nowhere though - i didn't have a chance but to the neighbor i'm sure it looked like i was trying to kill someones cat

felt my cousins tits when we played truth or dare - In my defense, i was only about 8 years old and had no idea that inner-family shit was really wrong -

got really drunk and made out with 2 15 year old girls when i was 20....they seemed very mature for their age though and no actual sex happened....

i feel better getting that off my chest -

[boost]

the cat story sounds very familiar... Im almost positive that it was posted somewhere else here. Someone whos not lazy should do some detective work...

[givememyleg]

the cat story sounds very familiar... Im almost positive that it was posted somewhere else here. Someone whos not lazy should do some detective work...

it was Greedo017 who hit a dog and started a whole crazy argument about animal cruelty or something http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=38665&start=0 ... if thats what youre referring to anyway

[boost]

the cat story sounds very familiar... Im almost positive that it was posted somewhere else here. Someone whos not lazy should do some detective work...

it was Greedo017 who hit a dog and started a whole crazy argument about animal cruelty or something http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=38665&start=0 ... if thats what youre referring to anyway

no, I remember taht post too, but that was on some backroad. I specifically remember the story about running over a cat, then having a neighbor run out screaming right as they were putting the damn thing out of its misery.

[EzDuzIt]

the cat story sounds very familiar... Im almost positive that it was posted somewhere else here. Someone whos not lazy should do some detective work...

it was Greedo017 who hit a dog and started a whole crazy argument about animal cruelty or something http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=38665&start=0 ... if thats what youre referring to anyway

no, I remember taht post too, but that was on some backroad. I specifically remember the story about running over a cat, then having a neighbor run out screaming right as they were putting the damn thing out of its misery.

this i think... limpinaintez http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...oker-38665.htm

"I hit a cat in the middle of the day on a residential street - Jumped right in front of me and i never had a chance...I looked behind me and it was squirming like it was paralyzed (i mean convulsing hard, not just a wound) - When I looked back I realized there was no way it would survive, so I backed up and ran back over it to kill it - I felt terrible but i couldn't just leave it there wriggling to death - Some lady came out screaming at me but i drove off - I had no inclination to explain what had happened...How do you explain that to a cat owner? sad day -"

ship it?

[bigspenda73]

ship it holla

[givememyleg]

LOL oh snap limpin just got REVEALED hahahahha

[gabe]

LOL oh snap limpin just got REVEALED hahahahha

no, its more than likely just triptanes fucking with the guy by posting that

[boost]

LOL oh snap limpin just got REVEALED hahahahha

no, its more than likely just triptanes fucking with the guy by posting that

I was thinking on that level too, but then you have to read the other confessions, then you realize that none are outlandish enough to make this a funny hoax.

Verdict: its really limpin.

[lolzzz_321]

I've been posting at FTR for a few years, and I act like a successful
mid-stakes player. I never post anything very useful strategywise, in fact
I spend most of my time in the commune. That's because deep down, I know I
suck. I never follow bankroll management and I always go bust. I don't
know how much I've lost over the years, and I don't want to. I'm too scared
to look through the statements.

I usually deposit about half of my paycheck each month into neteller. This
month I went on insane tilt, more so than usual, and lost everything at 5/10
NL. I didn't want to wait until my next paycheck to redeposit, so I took
some money out of my daughter's college fund. I blew through that in 3
days, lost it all again, and took more. A week later, the whole account was
empty. My daughter's future down the toilet. I'm getting worse, and I know
I need help, but it's so embarrassing. I don't think anyone could possibly
understand.

I don't care if you post this or not. Nobody would believe it was me
anyway. I just wanted to tell somebody.

[givememyleg]

SB? hmmmmm

[Jibalob]

I believe that's Some-Body

[badgers]

Duuuuuuude that's insane.

I don't rly want to speculate on who it is, because I'd feel bad and this is a serious issue, but MAN GET SOME HELP!!!

O and don't try and win it back by gambling more, THAT IS A VERY BAD IDEA!!!!!

[Jack Sawyer]

swig 17 when youre 21 isnt that bad, Id prob feel like a dirty old man, but it doesnt make you a pedo.

17-21 perfectly acceptable
15-21 is gray area
<15-21 is problems (suggest don't tell)

[salsa4ever]

Here's a couple of confessions:

I was at a Melbourne inner city bar called BARCODE. This was in my first year of uni, and I was there with a group of 4. It was our regular frivolity night on Thursday night, and there were these pool players who thought they were all gangsta shit. So two of us beat them at a game of pool (we got lucky, they were better than us) and they started to get violent and confrontational and started picking on one of the group's girls, who incidentally I liked. This is all incidental, because then the police raided the club. It must have been one of the first raids on that club - BARCODE spent a lot of money bribing the authorities. But eventually their grip slipped (BARCODE is no longer in business). Now I was carrying some drugs on me - we'd alternate carrying the drugs between the 4 of us on different weeks so if anyone got caught it was just the one, not four to face the music. Pretty much the whole bar was drug infested; this is like the dirtiest, seediest bar in the land. It was small enough quantities that 4 people's worth and 1 person's worth would not have been commercial - just would have made you look a bit more junkie. Now that pool player had a big jacket on, and as I heard the police come in (I was playing pool on an adjacent table), I quickly moved towards him, bumped him and slipped the drugs into his jacket pocket. I had some cover, cos I kinda just pumped out my chest and said "I'M TAKING A FUCKING SHOT GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY', and then the police round us up and we're released on the spot, but the guy who I framed wasn't so lucky. I think he spent a couple of weeks in jail or something and had to do some number of hours community service, but that's just what I've heard through the grapevine. I was afraid of arousing suspicion, but I don't think anyone thought something was up - after all, it was public knowledge that I hated his guts, and they would be surprised if I didn't go around asking "how much did he get?"

cliff notes: I framed a loser

there's some other stuff that's borderline homosexual borderline pedophilia, but I'm still trying to decide whether I'll post that. I'm not ashamed of anything I've done, naturally - life is short, and I'm all for trying new things. Maybe if I get pissed and still remember this thread

[ChrisTheFish]

I lol'd through this entire thread, good or bad thing i don't care.

[Miffed22001]

I've been posting at FTR for a few years, and I act like a successful
mid-stakes player. I never post anything very useful strategywise, in fact
I spend most of my time in the commune. That's because deep down, I know I
suck. I never follow bankroll management and I always go bust. I don't
know how much I've lost over the years, and I don't want to. I'm too scared
to look through the statements.

I usually deposit about half of my paycheck each month into neteller. This
month I went on insane tilt, more so than usual, and lost everything at 5/10
NL. I didn't want to wait until my next paycheck to redeposit, so I took
some money out of my daughter's college fund. I blew through that in 3
days, lost it all again, and took more. A week later, the whole account was
empty. My daughter's future down the toilet. I'm getting worse, and I know
I need help, but it's so embarrassing. I don't think anyone could possibly
understand.

I don't care if you post this or not. Nobody would believe it was me
anyway. I just wanted to tell somebody.

so not real.

i feel like posting with anonymoty but w/e

[Jack Sawyer]

Long story short

yesterday I had to walk about 5 miles half-drunk to my car after leaving a strip club

[Jibalob]

Long story short

yesterday I had to walk about 5 miles half-drunk to my car after leaving a strip club

Was it difficult getting that hooker out of the boot (or trunk for all you yanks ) whilst half drunk?

[gabe]

there's some other stuff that's borderline homosexual borderline pedophilia, but I'm still trying to decide whether I'll post that. I'm not ashamed of anything I've done, naturally - life is short, and I'm all for trying new things. Maybe if I get pissed and still remember this thread

obligatory "uhoh" post

[flomo]

there's some other stuff that's borderline homosexual borderline pedophilia, but I'm still trying to decide whether I'll post that. I'm not ashamed of anything I've done, naturally - life is short, and I'm all for trying new things. Maybe if I get pissed and still remember this thread

obligatory "uhoh" post

[will641]

i dont believe those pedo stories at the beginning.

[flomo]

what about the gambling stories do you believe those?

[will641]

didnt read the whole thread.

[biondino]

Trip wanted an outlet for his short fiction, that's cool.

[salsa4ever]

there's some other stuff that's borderline homosexual borderline pedophilia, but I'm still trying to decide whether I'll post that. I'm not ashamed of anything I've done, naturally - life is short, and I'm all for trying new things. Maybe if I get pissed and still remember this thread

obligatory "uhoh" post

I wish I hadn't posted that

[mrickett]

OK, I'll start.....
I once used a Plastic sandwich baggy as a Condom crucial

Sadly I have you beat...

Saran wrap.

[a500lbgorilla]

There are a lot of good avs in this thread.

[mrhappy333]

OK, I'll start.....
I once used a Plastic sandwich baggy as a Condom crucial

Sadly I have you beat...

Saran wrap.

At least we used protection

[mrickett]

OK, I'll start.....
I once used a Plastic sandwich baggy as a Condom crucial

Sadly I have you beat...

Saran wrap.

At least we used protection

haha this is true

[Deuce Blue]

I'll do one and I don't care who knows it...

I would screw the shit out of Hannah Montana given the chance. Lock her in my basement and violate her in every way possible.

I need help...

[a500lbgorilla]

I'll do one and I don't care who knows it...

I would screw the shit out of Hannah Montana given the chance. Lock her in my basement and violate her in every way possible.

I need help...

Help trapping her in your basement?

[will641]

I'll do one and I don't care who knows it...

I would screw the shit out of Hannah Montana given the chance. Lock her in my basement and violate her in every way possible.

I need help...

hahahahaha.

btw you should check your sig. you forgot to add [/quote] to the end of it.

[givememyleg]

OK, I'll start.....
I once used a Plastic sandwich baggy as a Condom crucial

Sadly I have you beat...

Saran wrap.

wtf?????

[Galapogos]

I'll do one and I don't care who knows it...

I would screw the shit out of Hannah Montana given the chance. Lock her in my basement and violate her in every way possible.

I need help...

So your confession is that you're a heterosexual?

[Deuce Blue]

I'll do one and I don't care who knows it...

I would screw the shit out of Hannah Montana given the chance. Lock her in my basement and violate her in every way possible.

I need help...

So your confession is that you're a heterosexual?

Worst thing is I just got married and my wife has 12 year old daughter. She loves having her friends spend the night. We don't let it happen to often because we have a small house and quite frankly more then 1 kid running around makes me want to hit someone. But the older she gets the more her friends start looking good. We aren't quite at that point yet but I know in 2 years or so I'm going to be begging her to have friends over. At least the hot ones. Then I got to get spy cams...

God, what is it with girls today. The 14 year olds running around are hotter and more built the girls that were 18 when I was that age (and doing shit that girls NEVER did ). And I'm only 38. I mean jesus, walk through a mall and it blows your mind. I know everyone I stare at would get me 10-15 in the pen

I was told like 3 months ago that the "bases" have changed. Oral sex is now 2nd base. WTF!!!! I was born too late me thinks!!!!

[Reidak]

I'll do one and I don't care who knows it...

I would screw the shit out of Hannah Montana given the chance. Lock her in my basement and violate her in every way possible.

I need help... :lol:

So your confession is that you're a heterosexual?

Worst thing is I just got married and my wife has 12 year old daughter. She loves having her friends spend the night. We don't let it happen to often because we have a small house and quite frankly more then 1 kid running around makes me want to hit someone. But the older she gets the more her friends start looking good. We aren't quite at that point yet but I know in 2 years or so I'm going to be begging her to have friends over. At least the hot ones. Then I got to get spy cams...

God, what is it with girls today. The 14 year olds running around are hotter and more built the girls that were 18 when I was that age (and doing shit that girls NEVER did ). And I'm only 38. I mean jesus, walk through a mall and it blows your mind. I know everyone I stare at would get me 10-15 in the pen

I was told like 3 months ago that the "bases" have changed. Oral sex is now 2nd base. WTF!!!! I was born too late me thinks!!!!

please god be a level

[bigspenda73]

I see where Deuce is coming from in terms of how the girls have changed. I cannot believe the clothes 12-13 year olds wear and what comes out of their mouths these days.

Growing up way too fast imo.

[Deuce Blue]

I see where Deuce is coming from in terms of how the girls have changed. I cannot believe the clothes 12-13 year olds wear and what comes out of their mouths these days.

Growing up way too fast imo.

WAY to fast. I'm actually scared to see what the next generation that is in grade school now will be like. Maybe it will be like everything else and start to swing back the other way. One can only hope.

[Galapogos]

I'll do one and I don't care who knows it...

I would screw the shit out of Hannah Montana given the chance. Lock her in my basement and violate her in every way possible.

I need help...

So your confession is that you're a heterosexual?

God, what is it with girls today. The 14 year olds running around are hotter and more built the girls that were 18 when I was that age (and doing shit that girls NEVER did ). And I'm only 38. I mean jesus, walk through a mall and it blows your mind. I know everyone I stare at would get me 10-15 in the pen

Move to Canada where th legal age is 14 obv.

[UG]

I see where Deuce is coming from in terms of how the girls have changed. I cannot believe the clothes 12-13 year olds wear and what comes out of their mouths these days.

Growing up way too fast imo.

Try being a high school teacher. I see it everyday, and lots of the hot ones flaunt their shit so you can't just ignore it.

Also, I read the other day that the most outdated recent movie has to be American Pie. The storyline of that movie is four friends make a pact to have sex for the first time on their prom night.....lol, kids are doing it by the time they're 7th and 8th graders with regularity nowadays.