Here's a couple of confessions:

I was at a Melbourne inner city bar called BARCODE. This was in my first year of uni, and I was there with a group of 4. It was our regular frivolity night on Thursday night, and there were these pool players who thought they were all gangsta shit. So two of us beat them at a game of pool (we got lucky, they were better than us) and they started to get violent and confrontational and started picking on one of the group's girls, who incidentally I liked. This is all incidental, because then the police raided the club. It must have been one of the first raids on that club - BARCODE spent a lot of money bribing the authorities. But eventually their grip slipped (BARCODE is no longer in business). Now I was carrying some drugs on me - we'd alternate carrying the drugs between the 4 of us on different weeks so if anyone got caught it was just the one, not four to face the music. Pretty much the whole bar was drug infested; this is like the dirtiest, seediest bar in the land. It was small enough quantities that 4 people's worth and 1 person's worth would not have been commercial - just would have made you look a bit more junkie. Now that pool player had a big jacket on, and as I heard the police come in (I was playing pool on an adjacent table), I quickly moved towards him, bumped him and slipped the drugs into his jacket pocket. I had some cover, cos I kinda just pumped out my chest and said "I'M TAKING A FUCKING SHOT GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY', and then the police round us up and we're released on the spot, but the guy who I framed wasn't so lucky. I think he spent a couple of weeks in jail or something and had to do some number of hours community service, but that's just what I've heard through the grapevine. I was afraid of arousing suspicion, but I don't think anyone thought something was up - after all, it was public knowledge that I hated his guts, and they would be surprised if I didn't go around asking "how much did he get?"

cliff notes: I framed a loser

there's some other stuff that's borderline homosexual borderline pedophilia, but I'm still trying to decide whether I'll post that. I'm not ashamed of anything I've done, naturally - life is short, and I'm all for trying new things. Maybe if I get pissed and still remember this thread