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    Default FTR doctors assemble!

    Ummm kinda a strange issue. So I just started working and been working long ass hours on my feet being a fishmonger and I just started on Monday and I wear dress pants, belt and have to tuck in my shirt etc. were in the first few weeks of summer it was basketball shorts all day every day.

    Now the issue, maybe on Wednesday during work I was kinda tender in my pubes region, so when I got home checked it out and I had a pimple and it was like at the top of my pubes just below my belt. So I was like ahh thats dumb w/e. So today I wake up still sore (worked 1-10 last night got up at 5am and worked 6am-4 today) and I just got off work and it hurt all day and the area around the pimple is kinda like raised up too. And it is tender as hell to touch.

    I dunno if I should go see a doctor or what, kinda awkward situation to drop your pants if its something dumb like just a pimple. Or it could be the king of all in grown hairs. Just wondering if it could be something serious (not that any of you would know) and not just a asshole of a pimple/ingrown hair.

    And no it is not a STD, for one it is like on the upper fringes of pubes and two I just had surgery and all kinds of blood tests.
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    sounds like heat rash, or an ingrown hair.
    www.webmd.com

    GoldBonds medicated powder may help also.
    use around your nut sack,pubes region, and on your stanky feet/toes.
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    Probably AIDS IMO.

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    webmd was no help

    More I think about it more I think it is an ingrown hair that is pissed off because my belt or something is rubbing against it.

    I am only kinda concerned because it is so puffy around it which I have never experienced before.
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    infected ingrown hair

    home surgery and drinking should take care of it

    no pics please
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    think I can slice it open and dig until I find the hair? How much alcohol should I self medicate with?
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    I've had a few of these. Pick at it with a sterilized pin then sqeeeeeeeeze all the shit out of it. Hit it with hydrogen peroxide afterwards.

    A coupla three doubles should be enough anaesthetic.
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    I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV.

    My advice is just pop that fucker. It's fun to see the crazy shit that comes out.


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    I'm nervous to pop it and it gets infected and feels even wrose and I gotta deal with that shit.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Sterilize it after and you'll be fine.
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    As Hot a compress as you can handle too! Right on it before you pop it.

    smoke some weed, drink lots of alcohol, take some aspirin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV.

    LMAO LOL
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    it wont be infected if you take care of it. sterilize your utensils, peroxide afterwards, neosporin every four hours for a few days.
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    Default Re: FTR doctors assemble!

    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    So I just started working and been working long ass hours on my feet being a fishmonger
    I wanna hear more about this. Sounds like good honest work and I happen to love the smell of fish.
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    Default Re: FTR doctors assemble!

    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    So I just started working and been working long ass hours on my feet being a fishmonger
    I wanna hear more about this. Sounds like good honest work and I happen to love the smell of fish.
    I'm not really a "fishmonger" but I work at the seafood counter of a pretty nice grocery store.

    And I do not like the smell of fish. Well its ok but coming home stinking like fish isn't cool.

    Some guy stopped showing up to work so my 15 hour a week went up to 40 hours a week.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    just pop the damn thing what the hell is wrong with you
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    ITS FUCKING MASSIVE! thats whats up
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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    If an insect crawls or flies out, try to catch it to show to your doctor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    ITS FUCKING MASSIVE! thats whats up
    so it's going to hurt a little bit (or a lot) and some puss will come out. i still don't see what the problem is.

    tip: use a quality electric razor if you are getting a lot of ingrown hairs

    or just learn how to shave, either one works
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    Default Re: FTR doctors assemble!

    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    So I just started working and been working long ass hours on my feet being a fishmonger
    I wanna hear more about this. Sounds like good honest work and I happen to love the smell of fish.
    I'm not really a "fishmonger" but I work at the seafood counter of a pretty nice grocery store.
    So much for honesty.
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    Ok I fucked it up and puss came out, put some neospirin on that shit and hopefully it will be done.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    this thread is slightly disturbing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    It's fun to see the crazy shit that comes out.
    My ex used to love to squeeze pimples. "Ooooo! You have a PIMPLE! Let me squeeze it! Let me squeeze it!"

    Weird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    this thread is slightly disturbing
    lol so true.
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    que the family guy "you have aids" song!

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    The first thing you should do is go on the interwebs and ask a bunch of poker players for medical advice.

    Secondly, just slice yerself open with a utility knife and cauterize the wound with a soldering iron.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
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    That has to be one of the grossest things I have seen in a long time, and yes I watched the entire 5:31 video and almost hurled around the 4:50 mark.
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    So it like broke open again and then coagulated while I was working, and it was stuck to my boxers when I got home, and then it oozed more shit when I peeled my boxers off it.

    Fun stuff.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    So it like broke open again and then coagulated while I was working, and it was stuck to my boxers when I got home, and then it oozed more shit when I peeled my boxers off it.

    Fun stuff.
    If you didn't get the hair out or squeeze it until it bled cleanly it's not really gonna heal too easily.

    Edit: and wtf at not covering an open sore with a bandaid or somthing??


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    When I went to bed I put ointment and a bandaid on it, and when I got up it had like scabbed over, and I did not want to pull another bandaid outa my man fur.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    When I went to bed I put ointment and a bandaid on it, and when I got up it had like scabbed over, and I did not want to pull another bandaid outa my man fur.
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