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  1. 10-10-2005 08:35 PM #1
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    Is this joke considered funny? I said it to some friends who laughed hysterically while others just sat there staring. Your thoughts, I need honest truth Im ready for it


    Theres two turtles who go on a picknick.

    It takes them 3 days to get to the spot where they are going to have there sandwiches and beer

    ONe turtle says to the other damn we forgot the beer!

    The other turtle reply's I do not want to get the damn beer because ull eat our sandwich.

    The turtle replys I will wait for you to get back trust me.

    The turtle sits there waiting day by day for his friend to come back.

    On the sixth day he is suprised his turtle friend has not arrived.

    He waits one more day, So on the seventh day, ahis hunger gives in and he decides to take a bite of the sandwich.

    Before the turtle can bite the sandwich the other turtle quickly hops out of the nearby bush and says

    "I KNEW UD EAT THAT DAMN SANDWICH"
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  2. 10-10-2005 08:44 PM #2
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  3. 10-10-2005 08:53 PM #3
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  4. 10-10-2005 10:14 PM #4
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    i would have been part of the group that just sat there staring.
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  5. 10-10-2005 10:56 PM #5
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    You're really struggling lately. With this and the "Where's Waldo" thread, I don't know what to say to you.


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  6. 10-10-2005 11:01 PM #6
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    See, I chuckled at the joke.

    But then I read UG's post, which destroys the joke humor-wise.
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  7. 10-10-2005 11:32 PM #7
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  8. 10-10-2005 11:47 PM #8
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  9. 10-10-2005 11:57 PM #9
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    i chuckled...but nothing more..
    back looking to make some moolah
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  10. 10-11-2005 10:42 AM #10
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  11. 10-11-2005 10:55 AM #11
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    why are they turtles?
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  12. 10-11-2005 01:17 PM #12
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  13. 10-11-2005 01:35 PM #13
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  14. 10-11-2005 03:01 PM #14
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    none of you who even laughed at this for a second have any sense of humor...if you did have any, a simple laugh is appropriate for this joke...
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  15. 10-11-2005 04:08 PM #15
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    The turtle who jumps out of the bush got the last laugh. Because no one else would laugh at this joke.
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  16. 10-11-2005 04:53 PM #16
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    The punchline isn't ironic at all, and it's supposed to be a joke. If you think of it that way, it can be kind of funny.

    It's more of a pointless / retarded story than a joke.
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  17. 10-11-2005 05:21 PM #17
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    It'l be really funny if it took a s u p e r l o n g t i m e to tell the story, so the listener would have eaten the sandwich too. Really.
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  18. 10-11-2005 05:24 PM #18
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  19. 10-11-2005 06:06 PM #19
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    As I am the final word on all matters under the sun, it's chuckle-worthy if delivered appropriately.

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  20. 10-11-2005 08:34 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    As I am the final word on all matters under the sun, it's chuckle-worthy if delivered appropriately.

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    its not a joke, its more like aesops fables shit..
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  21. 10-11-2005 08:49 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    whats with the avatar hydrop
    I'm not quire sure myself.
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  22. 10-11-2005 08:59 PM #22
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    well free to use it to attract babes, sticky worthy?
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  23. 10-11-2005 10:05 PM #23
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    that joke sucked...

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  24. 10-11-2005 11:04 PM #24
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    A tortoise get's mugged by a pack of rogue snails. The police come along and interview the tortoise.

    "What happened", say the police.

    "I don't know" says the tortoise, "It all happened so fast"
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  25. 10-12-2005 12:28 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    As I am the final word on all matters under the sun, it's chuckle-worthy if delivered appropriately.

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