FTR500 tnnnnnnnnnnn

[givememyleg]

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...th-t78959.html

go go go, 30 mins!

[a500lbgorilla]

stake me thx!

[Jack Sawyer]

stake me thx!

username?

[a500lbgorilla]

Harib_allsak!

[Jack Sawyer]

Harib_allsak!

"this player doesn't have address info filled in your account. please have them add this info and try again"

sorry man. you have to fill in your addy or something first

[a500lbgorilla]

its alright!

[kevster]

Seems like a big field but I hardly recognise anyone.

[Jack Sawyer]

it is not humanly possible to run worse than i do at FTP.

FTP can go fuck itself IMO

[bigspenda73]

BOOM PAYBACK FOR NASTY FREETROLLERS

Full Tilt Poker Game #9345038992: The FTR500 (70177284), Table 5 - 200/400 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:02:13 ET - 2008/12/06
Seat 3: checkoutKQ (11,775)
Seat 4: jrnumbers1 (3,200)
Seat 5: KNODADONK (10,038)
Seat 7: Phil Vasquez (6,205)
Seat 8: BillyKaufman (22,996)
Seat 9: Borat4Prez (9,334)
checkoutKQ antes 50
jrnumbers1 antes 50
KNODADONK antes 50
Phil Vasquez antes 50
BillyKaufman antes 50
Borat4Prez antes 50
KNODADONK posts the small blind of 200
Phil Vasquez posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Borat4Prez [9d 9s]
Borat4Prez: folded 78
Borat4Prez: NOOOOO
BillyKaufman raises to 900
Borat4Prez raises to 2,500
KNODADONK: ty JJ
checkoutKQ folds
jrnumbers1 folds
KNODADONK folds
Phil Vasquez folds
KNODADONK: gg
BillyKaufman calls 1,600
*** FLOP *** [7s 2c 8h]
BillyKaufman checks
Borat4Prez bets 6,784, and is all in
BillyKaufman calls 6,784
Borat4Prez shows [9d 9s]
BillyKaufman shows [Ad Ac]
*** TURN *** [7s 2c 8h] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [7s 2c 8h Tc] [6d]
KNODADONK: nh
Borat4Prez shows a straight, Ten high
BillyKaufman shows a pair of Aces
Borat4Prez wins the pot (19,468) with a straight, Ten high
jrnumbers1: OMG
KNODADONK: Weeeeeeeeeeeeee
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19,468 | Rake 0
Board: [7s 2c 8h Tc 6d]
Seat 3: checkoutKQ folded before the Flop
Seat 4: jrnumbers1 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: KNODADONK (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Phil Vasquez (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: BillyKaufman showed [Ad Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: Borat4Prez showed [9d 9s] and won (19,468) with a straight, Ten high

[bigspenda73]

I see Monty, "lypoker" sounds familiar but I'm not sure

[bigspenda73]

I mean my image is bad and we're near the bubble but wow

Full Tilt Poker Game #9345330656: The FTR500 (70177284), Table 5 - 250/500 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:22:11 ET - 2008/12/06
Seat 1: Cali110 (6,804)
Seat 3: checkoutKQ (9,325)
Seat 5: KNODADONK (8,788)
Seat 7: Phil Vasquez (5,560)
Seat 8: BillyKaufman (15,812)
Seat 9: Borat4Prez (24,113)
Cali110 antes 50
checkoutKQ antes 50
KNODADONK antes 50
Phil Vasquez antes 50
BillyKaufman antes 50
Borat4Prez antes 50
BillyKaufman posts the small blind of 250
Borat4Prez posts the big blind of 500
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Borat4Prez [9h Ah]
Cali110 folds
checkoutKQ folds
KNODADONK folds
Phil Vasquez folds
BillyKaufman raises to 1,500
Borat4Prez raises to 24,063, and is all in
BillyKaufman calls 14,262, and is all in
Borat4Prez shows [9h Ah]
BillyKaufman shows [Kh Qc]
Uncalled bet of 8,301 returned to Borat4Prez
*** FLOP *** [Jc 5c 8d]
*** TURN *** [Jc 5c 8d] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 5c 8d Jd] [4s]
Borat4Prez shows a pair of Jacks
BillyKaufman shows a pair of Jacks
Borat4Prez wins the pot (31,824) with a pair of Jacks
Cali110: Pfffft
BillyKaufman stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 31,824 | Rake 0
Board: [Jc 5c 8d Jd 4s]
Seat 1: Cali110 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: checkoutKQ folded before the Flop
Seat 5: KNODADONK folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Phil Vasquez (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: BillyKaufman (small blind) showed [Kh Qc] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 9: Borat4Prez (big blind) showed [9h Ah] and won (31,824) with a pair of Jacks

srsly I called a shove with AKs with 40BB because I knew I was getting odds to call (someone else raised first) and I knew the shover is full of shit because his shove was so large for the pot size

he flips over 22 and busts me
was it an incorrect decision to call? nowhere near the bubble btw
but you COULD make the argument I could have looked for a better spot

[bigspenda73]

cant be bad when you realize you have to get 100k chips to win

[bigspenda73]

Full Tilt Poker Game #9345855766: The FTR500 (70177284), Table 4 - 600/1200 Ante 150 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:00:22 ET - 2008/12/06
Seat 1: kive1644 (25,888)
Seat 9: Borat4Prez (80,612)
kive1644 antes 150
Borat4Prez antes 150
kive1644 posts the small blind of 600
Borat4Prez posts the big blind of 1,200
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Borat4Prez [5d 5s]
kive1644 raises to 3,600
Borat4Prez raises to 80,462, and is all in
kive1644 has 15 seconds left to act
kive1644 calls 22,138, and is all in
Borat4Prez shows [5d 5s]
kive1644 shows [6s Qs]
Uncalled bet of 54,724 returned to Borat4Prez
*** FLOP *** [6h Ah 9d]
*** TURN *** [6h Ah 9d] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [6h Ah 9d 4h] [Kd]
Borat4Prez shows a pair of Fives
kive1644 shows a pair of Sixes
kive1644 wins the pot (51,776) with a pair of Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 51,776 | Rake 0
Board: [6h Ah 9d 4h Kd]
Seat 1: kive1644 (small blind) showed [6s Qs] and won (51,776) with a pair of Sixes
Seat 9: Borat4Prez (big blind) showed [5d 5s] and lost with a pair of Fives

[bigspenda73]

Full Tilt Poker Game #9345904656: The FTR500 (70177284), Table 4 - 800/1600 Ante 200 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:04:01 ET - 2008/12/06
Seat 1: kive1644 (64,976)
Seat 9: Borat4Prez (41,524)
kive1644 antes 200
Borat4Prez antes 200
Borat4Prez posts the small blind of 800
kive1644 posts the big blind of 1,600
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Borat4Prez [Ts Ah]
Borat4Prez raises to 3,200
kive1644 raises to 8,000
Borat4Prez raises to 41,324, and is all in
kive1644 calls 33,324
Borat4Prez shows [Ts Ah]
kive1644 shows [As 8s]
*** FLOP *** [Jd 4h 3c]
*** TURN *** [Jd 4h 3c] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 4h 3c Jh] [6d]
Borat4Prez shows a pair of Jacks
kive1644 shows a pair of Jacks
Borat4Prez wins the pot (83,048) with a pair of Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 83,048 | Rake 0
Board: [Jd 4h 3c Jh 6d]
Seat 1: kive1644 (big blind) showed [As 8s] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 9: Borat4Prez (small blind) showed [Ts Ah] and won (83,048) with a pair of Jacks

Full Tilt Poker Game #9345909940: The FTR500 (70177284), Table 4 - 800/1600 Ante 200 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:04:26 ET - 2008/12/06
Seat 1: kive1644 (23,452)
Seat 9: Borat4Prez (83,048)
kive1644 antes 200
Borat4Prez antes 200
kive1644 posts the small blind of 800
Borat4Prez posts the big blind of 1,600
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Borat4Prez [Ad Td]
kive1644: n1
kive1644 raises to 11,200
Borat4Prez raises to 82,848, and is all in
kive1644 calls 12,052, and is all in
Borat4Prez shows [Ad Td]
kive1644 shows [9h Kh]
Uncalled bet of 59,596 returned to Borat4Prez
*** FLOP *** [3s 2c 8c]
*** TURN *** [3s 2c 8c] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [3s 2c 8c 5d] [Qd]
Borat4Prez shows Ace Queen high
kive1644 shows King Queen high
Borat4Prez wins the pot (46,904) with Ace Queen high
kive1644: gg
kive1644 stands up
Borat4Prez stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 46,904 | Rake 0
Board: [3s 2c 8c 5d Qd]
Seat 1: kive1644 (small blind) showed [9h Kh] and lost with King Queen high
Seat 9: Borat4Prez (big blind) showed [Ad Td] and won (46,904) with Ace Queen high

[swiggidy]

Attn Spenda: people are bad at poker.

(or are you trying to reverse level to get them to read and learn? It's so genius that it will never work)

[bigspenda73]

just posting the final hands yo!!!

BULLLLLDOOOOOOOZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[kmind]

SHIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[swiggidy]

I honestly only looked at the first two.

Congrats!! weeeeeeee

[kevster]

good work Spenda. I was keeping tabs on your progress and tried to say hi a couple of times but you weren't responding.

[bigspenda73]

I dont keep observer chat on sorry

but thanks for the rail!

[Galapogos]

I dont keep observer chat on sorry

All the railtards at your 1/2 games getting to be a bit too much?

[kevster]

I dont keep observer chat on sorry

but thanks for the rail!

Was hoping to join you at the FT but busted around 20th KQ< AQ.

[Monty3038]

I'm very glad that spenda didn't post my bust out hand... since it was pretty stupid. Thanks for that little courtesy spenda.

[bigspenda73]

I don't hate your play if you had like 3-4k more chips btw as I figured I was well behind PF but was getting too good a price to fold. I was shocked that I was actually ahead there.

[baudib]

Congrats, I totally donked this.