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  1. 02-09-2006 06:54 PM #1
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    Default Fun with Jabberwacky the chat AI bot

    (I am User)

    User: Do you play poker?

    Jabberwacky: Yes I do.

    User: What style?

    Jabberwacky: Style of what?

    User: Poker.

    Jabberwacky: Deal me in.

    User: Texas Holdem?

    Jabberwacky: Ok.

    User: Ok, I raise, it's on you.

    Jabberwacky: No you are not !

    User: Do not estimate my Bill Fillmaff powers and fold.

    Jabberwacky: Yes.

    User: Good laydown, I had Jack King Unsuited.

    Jabberwacky: Yes.. It's very hot here.

    User: Yeah, ok next hand, you deal.

    Jabberwacky: Yeah, sure.

    User: What's your play?

    Jabberwacky: I don't have one. It's hopeless.

    User: You fold then, I take down the pot.

    Jabberwacky: Yes, in the pot of marmite.

    User: Erm, right. I'll deal the next hand. I raise.

    Jabberwacky: Ok. Poker?

    User: You can call, fold, or raise.

    Jabberwacky: What about Offspring?

    User: Please do not bet your children.

    Jabberwacky: And what do you think about dieting?

    User: Call, raise or fold damn it.

    Jabberwacky: Ok are you really good?

    User: I am Bill Fillmaff, of course I am good.

    Jabberwacky: Good.

    User: So do you fold?

    Jabberwacky: Yes.

    User: Good laydown, I had wired kings baby. Your deal.

    Jabberwacky: Really give me a question.

    User: Can you deal?

    Jabberwacky: Sure.

    User: OK, you're SB, what's your move?

    Jabberwacky: I don't know.

    User: Do you concede defeat?

    Jabberwacky: Yes.

    User: Gg!

    Jabberwacky: Yes.

    User: Bill Fillmaff is the winner by default!

    Jabberwacky: Is your name Bill fold?

    User: DON'T EVER PRONOUNCE BILL FILLMAFF'S NAME WRONG.

    Jabberwacky: Ok I won't I live to please, lol.

    User: Bye.

    Jabberwacky: Don't go.

    User: Fuck you.

    www.jabberwacky.com
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  2. 02-09-2006 07:09 PM #2
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    Not sure I really like this website.

    Me: Do you like blacks?
    Jabberwacky: No, that's just wrong.
    I really just don't get a long with racists.
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  3. 02-09-2006 07:14 PM #3
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    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ht=jabberwacky

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  4. 02-09-2006 07:37 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Les_Worm
    yawn...

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ht=jabberwacky

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ht=jabberwacky
    EH?!?!

    My memory is going.
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  5. 02-09-2006 07:56 PM #5
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  6. 02-09-2006 08:39 PM #6
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    Fun with LAMERwacky.
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  7. 02-09-2006 08:40 PM #7
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    rofl

    gg
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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  8. 02-09-2006 09:39 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    Quote Originally Posted by Les_Worm
    yawn...

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ht=jabberwacky

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ht=jabberwacky
    EH?!?!

    My memory is going.
    DWARFMAN REMEMBER ON VENT WHEN I WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT BRITISH FOOOD YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T LIKE

    I FOUND IT

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  9. 02-10-2006 02:42 AM #9
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    This chatbot's not too shabby at cyber sex. He definitely got me off.

    Me: So you wanna fuck?
    Bot: Yes.
    Me: Awesome. Your place or my place?
    Bot: What are you talking about?
    Me: Anal sex.
    Bot: Right...... You do that....
    Me: Fine I will. Let me go find a cucumber.
    Bot: Why don't you ask me a riddle?
    Me: Because you're gay.
    Bot: No are you?
    Me: Ooooooooooo snap what a comeback.
    Bot: I know all chatterbits fear me.
    Me: So do you know what that guy triptan is on? That guy is so random.
    Bot: No what time is it?
    Me: Time for you to suck on my testicles bitch.
    Bot: No it isn't. How old do you think I am?
    Me: 11?
    Bot: Yes.
    Me: Sweet.
    Bot: Sweet ?
    Me: Your asshole tastes sweet.
    Bot: Do you like it?
    Me: Very much.
    Bot: Thats good.
    Me: Give it to me jabberwocky.
    Bot: You like that?
    Me: Call me daddy, yea.
    Bot: I don't like the term 'Daddy'. Can I call you 'Father'?
    Me: Father's alright. How about 'reverend'?
    Bot: Gags are good.
    Me: WTF
    Bot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
    Me: I'm not into that bondage shit jabberwocky, get that ball gag away from me!
    Bot: What are you into?
    Me: Can you pretend like I'm your sunday school teacher, and you've forgot your bible verses so now I have to spank you. With my penis.
    Bot: Kimberly, I am going to make a song about you
    Me: How does it go.
    Bot: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
    Me: That was beautiful jabberwocky. I'm crying now.
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  10. 02-10-2006 02:45 AM #10
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  11. 02-10-2006 03:09 AM #11
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    i like marmite..

    wish we could get it in the us.
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  12. 02-10-2006 03:35 AM #12
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    haha i just went and ordered 2 small jars from some store out of MA. i love the internet.

    $18 shipped, hopefully i still like it. its been like 12 years since ive had it.
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  13. 02-10-2006 07:50 AM #13
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    wtf? $18 for 2 jars of marmite?? inflation kills lol
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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  14. 02-12-2006 01:29 AM #14
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  15. 11-25-2006 08:35 PM #15
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    Oh jabberwacky, your conversations are clever and funny. What would we do without you?
    LOL OPERATIONS
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  16. 11-26-2006 06:47 AM #16
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    I think you shoudl sfold
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  17. 11-26-2006 06:49 AM #17
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  18. 11-26-2006 06:45 PM #18
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