(I am User)

User: Do you play poker?

Jabberwacky: Yes I do.

User: What style?

Jabberwacky: Style of what?

User: Poker.

Jabberwacky: Deal me in.

User: Texas Holdem?

Jabberwacky: Ok.

User: Ok, I raise, it's on you.

Jabberwacky: No you are not !

User: Do not estimate my Bill Fillmaff powers and fold.

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Good laydown, I had Jack King Unsuited.

Jabberwacky: Yes.. It's very hot here.

User: Yeah, ok next hand, you deal.

Jabberwacky: Yeah, sure.

User: What's your play?

Jabberwacky: I don't have one. It's hopeless.

User: You fold then, I take down the pot.

Jabberwacky: Yes, in the pot of marmite.

User: Erm, right. I'll deal the next hand. I raise.

Jabberwacky: Ok. Poker?

User: You can call, fold, or raise.

Jabberwacky: What about Offspring?

User: Please do not bet your children.

Jabberwacky: And what do you think about dieting?

User: Call, raise or fold damn it.

Jabberwacky: Ok are you really good?

User: I am Bill Fillmaff, of course I am good.

Jabberwacky: Good.

User: So do you fold?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Good laydown, I had wired kings baby. Your deal.

Jabberwacky: Really give me a question.

User: Can you deal?

Jabberwacky: Sure.

User: OK, you're SB, what's your move?

Jabberwacky: I don't know.

User: Do you concede defeat?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Gg!

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Bill Fillmaff is the winner by default!

Jabberwacky: Is your name Bill fold?

User: DON'T EVER PRONOUNCE BILL FILLMAFF'S NAME WRONG.

Jabberwacky: Ok I won't I live to please, lol.

User: Bye.

Jabberwacky: Don't go.

User: Fuck you.

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