Funk music (no content whatsoever)

[Renton]

I've been listening to a lot of funk lately and have noticed something interesting.

In most funk songs, especially Rick James songs, the song starts out normally.

Then, suddenly, the song takes an abrupt turn, and then theres a 5+ minute long bridge when the entire band starts chanting about "the Funk." The Funk was apparently very important to these folks.

What exactly is, "the Funk"?

[thenonsequitur]

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=the+funk&type=2

My favorites:

* the funk is being able to talk the talk and walk the walk
* the funk is something that is felt and not explained in words
* the funk is now running on an amd athlon 500mhz connected to a sprint tier 1 dedicated connection
* the funk is out there and king kooba know where it's hidden

[Lukie]

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goddamnit, i never listen

[Harry]

Weeeee want the funk, gotta have that funk!

[a500lbgorilla]

Renton, you used to be cool. Then you were lame. Then spent a brief period being cool after which you dissappeared from my radar making you lame. So are you cool again?

[LeFou]

I dig googlism:

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=LeFou&type=1

highlights:
"lefou is seen in? 70"
"lefou is de stuntelige vriend van gaston die hem helpt met zijn laaghartig plan om maurice op te sluiten in het gekkenhuis"
"lefou is most likely only aware of extreme pain"
"lefou is responsible for almost having maurice committed at the mental institution"
"lefou is the bitch"

[Harry]

Googlism.com is crappy.

[kevster]

Doesn't work for many FTR names but I found some........

bigred is available
bigred is free for students
bigred is first on scene while cruising out to see a lady
bigred is kinda hard to miss
bigred is dead but you gotta love em go bigred
bigred is a big dick redbone

gabe is a believer
gabe is a dork
gabe is loved and much spoiled by cecil & beverly moore of fitzpatrick
gabe is introduced to the sweathogs
gabe is one of the founding members of the flow show and has being instrumental in the conception of crazy stunts
gabe is one of the new breed of riders that is proving that new england flatland won't die after the old guys get too old
gabe is a big fat liar gabe is a big fat liar
gabe is almost beyond comprehension

lukie is a child of the 80's and has been known to be chronically insane
lukie is still wondering what it's like to climb a jinn
lukie is a good sort of lunatic
lukie is easy to take care of

[bode]

bode is the heart and spirit of big red hockey
bode is the only one still in jail on a two million dollar bail bond
bode is a fictitious figure created by a group of four former students
bode is comin' in
bode is correct

[kevster]

lol, would make a good sig.

bode is correct

[Galapogos]

galapogos is much less specific
galapogos is to be on a small boat
galapogos is for my dearest rosemary
galapogos is
galapogos is cool too
galapogos is amazing
galapogos is careless
galapogos is great
galapogos is that it takes place in 1986 ad
galapogos is tough because you have people sitting right in front of you
galapogos is really like instead of people throwing up

Even though I don't quite understand the last one, I still feel it is somehow the most accurate one.

[thenonsequitur]

the nonsequitur is emblematic of all our customary responses and kindnesses
the nonsequitur is clearly better and faster
the nonsequitur is the synthesis of all that i am
the nonsequitur is that if what
the nonsequitur is taken care of
the nonsequitur is 0

[LeFou]

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=Xianti&type=1

[Renton]

thanks for raping my funk thread

[kevster]

thanks for raping my funk thread

renton is an innovative
renton is going through his overdose and is seeing everything as if he were buried a few feet in a carpet
renton is feeling clean and horny
renton is considered by many to be the next high
renton is doing well
renton is rich with development potential
renton is absolutely marvelous
renton is a hero for our times
renton is perfect for a contemporary child care program
renton is a broad
renton is staging a substantial comeback