Funny FTR IM Convos Thread

[lambchopdc]

Ok, I don't know if this has been done before, if it has I apologize. If not, post any funny FTR-FTR IM convos here.

I'll start this off -

IM Convo with Doggz

WC3King (11:03:58 PM): I make sweet love with QQ in in sngs
LambChop 120602 (11:04:05 PM): lol
LambChop 120602 (11:04:12 PM): those Qs are sexy bitches
LambChop 120602 (11:04:14 PM): freaks too
LambChop 120602 (11:04:20 PM): they talk dirty and shit
WC3King (11:04:26 PM): even better when they make trips
WC3King (11:04:30 PM): and turn into six tits

[a500lbgorilla]

ShaneTheGreatVT (12:28:04 AM): JON
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:28:08 AM): dude tried to run from the cop
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:28:09 AM): cops
jwaz816 (12:28:17 AM): ?
jwaz816 returned at 12:28:17 AM.
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:28:18 AM): he cut across the drill field to try and get away
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:28:26 AM): alright, we're going towards the HE at Burress
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:28:29 AM): cop sirens turn on
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:28:34 AM): follow this truck towards us
jwaz816 (12:28:35 AM): haha wow
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:28:39 AM): he slows down, then shoots across the drill field
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:28:44 AM): and the cop chases him
jwaz816 (12:28:49 AM): like in the grass?
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:28:53 AM): i couldnt tell
jwaz816 (12:28:57 AM): haha
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:29:00 AM): but dude
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:29:02 AM): even better story
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:29:10 AM): on the bus, these dudes were doign flips in the back
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:29:17 AM): and the driver was all like "stop!"
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:29:23 AM): and i was like "Hey! no flipping back there!"
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:29:26 AM): "its dangerous!"
jwaz816 (12:29:33 AM): ahahp[\
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:29:35 AM): and he's like "bullshit! then where is it safe!"
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:29:39 AM): and im like "in the front"
jwaz816 (12:29:43 AM): haha
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:29:54 AM): and he's like, "Wait! the dude riding shotgun is yelling at me
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:29:57 AM): not the driver"
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:29:59 AM): and im like
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:30:04 AM): "Dont make me come back there a flip you!"
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:30:10 AM): and everyone went "OOOOOOOH!
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:30:15 AM): true fucking story, ask dan or viper
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:30:44 AM): im the toast of the town right now

Great night, and im going to bed at 12:30 which isnt usually a good sign.

And my buzz is totally gone now, which at 12:30 usually isnt a good sign.

Viper5634 (12:41:55 AM): so the pickup truck was the one being chased?
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:42:22 AM): yah
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:42:27 AM): cut across the drill field
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:42:31 AM): for some crazy reason
ShaneTheGreatVT (12:42:38 AM): probably marcus vick

[Xianti]

Can you guys let us know whose IM name is which FTR name when posting these?

[lambchopdc]

Can you guys let us know whose IM name is which FTR name when posting these?

Mine was with Doggz

[DoGGz]

Can you guys let us know whose IM name is which FTR name when posting these?

Mine was with Doggz

[journey075]

me> steelers are pretty good
everybody> yes, i agree. im gay if i dont.

[DoGGz]

im gay

[badandy519]

steelers are pretty gay

[a500lbgorilla]

ShaneTheGreatVT (9:21:42 PM): I think it's about time you paid me back for my services rendered
Polso Potenza (9:22:12 PM): alright, what'll it be?
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:22:27 PM): Do my Materials hw?
Polso Potenza (9:22:56 PM): rilla, i'm not an engineering major
Polso Potenza (9:23:06 PM): i couldn't tell Tungsten from my right elbow
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:23:20 PM): One feels like your penis skin

Me and Andy

[a500lbgorilla]

Me trying to figure out who I was talking to

Polso Potenza (9:26:34 PM): i'll give you a hint
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:27:10 PM): I can do it without hints
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:27:13 PM): I'll go by elimination
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:27:31 PM): Well, you're not automatically linking me to your webcam, so not coutiebee
Polso Potenza (9:27:36 PM): hahaha
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:27:45 PM): Not talking about rollin wit ya niggaz, so you're not boost
Polso Potenza (9:27:52 PM): nope
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:27:56 PM): not talking about your math class and your 4.asian gpa, so not VQC
Polso Potenza (9:28:09 PM): nope, not an asian GPA by any stretcy
Polso Potenza (9:28:17 PM): stretch*
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:28:34 PM): You're not trying to force me to be the small spoon, so you're not BigRed
Polso Potenza (9:28:48 PM): hahahaha
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:28:48 PM): you're not paying me back, so you're not Rippy
Polso Potenza (9:28:55 PM): rippy paid you back?
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:29:07 PM): Nah
Polso Potenza (9:29:13 PM): so i could be him, potentially
Polso Potenza (9:29:20 PM): i mean, i could be me
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:29:28 PM): damn, you're so right!
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:30:02 PM): not begging me for poker tips so your not DavSimon, aces, scgolfer, gabe or soupie

[a500lbgorilla]

ShaneTheGreatVT (9:57:09 PM): There, i think that IM convos thread is going to sink or swim by our conversation today
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:57:13 PM): we've done the world a great service
Polso Potenza (9:57:28 PM): let's hope nobody locks it

[ProZachNation]

Thank god for my new admin powers

[a500lbgorilla]

Thank god for my new admin powers

Indeed.

[Fortune 500]

VQC: quick random question
VQC: when u eat pudding
VQC: do u go through the chewing motions
VQC: as ur swallowing it
Fortune: lol... I've never thought about it.
Fortune: I don't think so.
VQC: ok
VQC: cuz my gf sees me doing it
VQC: and she makes fun of me for it
VQC: i thought it was natural becuase its still relatively solid
VQC: well "solid"
Fortune: Well, it's good for you if she just instinctively swallows.
VQC: well i havnt complained about that one yet
VQC: however mine isnt quite as thick as pudding
Fortune: Maybe I should see a doctor then. You mean that isn't normal?
Fortune:
VQC: rofl
VQC: why are u up at 5 am
Fortune: It's 8 here.
VQC: ...
VQC: 8 in the morning is nonexistant to me
VQC: why are u up at 8
Fortune: Work.
VQC: work is nonexistant to me
VQC: why do u work
VQC: =D
Fortune: Money.
VQC: money is very existant to me
VQC: i understand
Fortune: And... my parole officer demands it.

[lolzzz_321]

[01:01] ShaneTheGreatVT : NAJer lkoe to me!!!
[01:02] Triptanes: same to you
[01:02] ShaneTheGreatVT : wann do it?!
[01:02] ShaneTheGreatVT : e fucking!
[01:02] ShaneTheGreatVT : indoioo you
"
[01:03] Triptanes: n
[01:03] ShaneTheGreatVT : wyG?!!?1
[01:03] ShaneTheGreatVT : comonj1!!!
[01:03] ShaneTheGreatVT : i lvoerm you!!!
[01:03] ShaneTheGreatVT : lets doo etti!
[01:03] Triptanes: malibu+water?y/n/m
[01:03] Triptanes: would u rather f me or courtie? cmon
[01:05] ShaneTheGreatVT : u focujking lovwe you
[01:05] ShaneTheGreatVT : more thanCPOIUTIE\
[01:05] ShaneTheGreatVT : even though she has a damaaaamn fine ass
[01:05] ShaneTheGreatVT : my gff from hs has a hootter one
[01:05] ShaneTheGreatVT : and big bbos
[01:05] ShaneTheGreatVT : and i titty fucked her
[01:05] ShaneTheGreatVT : and normal fucked
[01:05] ShaneTheGreatVT : no anan l tough
[01:06] Triptanes: ur delusional
[01:06] Triptanes: that was big red
[01:06] Triptanes: Ben Jasso
[01:06] ShaneTheGreatVT : \hahahaahhhehhahahaha\
[01:06] ShaneTheGreatVT : no
[01:06] ShaneTheGreatVT : i got jhead
[01:06] ShaneTheGreatVT : but didt bust
[01:06] ShaneTheGreatVT : cuz im sosooooo nubm
[01:07] Triptanes: Yeah.
[01:07] Triptanes: ru bi curious at all?
[01:07] ShaneTheGreatVT : no justg got for yuo?
[01:07] Triptanes: ic

[Andy Holt]

I just had a similar convo with 'rilla... It's a little long so I edited it a little.

ShaneTheGreatVT: hi
ShaneTheGreatVT: im drunk
ShaneTheGreatVT: so fucking drunk
ShaneTheGreatVT: i can tbl,ielve i typed that
Polso Potenza: 'rilla
ShaneTheGreatVT: im \ong ew
ShaneTheGreatVT: hi]\
Polso Potenza: please, tell me a joke
ShaneTheGreatVT: YT<LAM toi me!


Polso Potenza: i am so posting this
ShaneTheGreatVT: YOYU BETTEr
ShaneTheGreatVT: im the fucking namemde!
Polso Potenza: hahaha
ShaneTheGreatVT: no one t chan toach me
ShaneTheGreatVT: iu ,loe you
ShaneTheGreatVT: LVOE


Polso Potenza: i think we should slow down
Polso Potenza: it's only been 3 dates
ShaneTheGreatVT: um fyckugn shartp as a fucking knie2!!!
ShaneTheGreatVT: wnnan fickgh1?
Polso Potenza: hahahaha
Polso Potenza: this is immensely entertaining
ShaneTheGreatVT: im so mfar gone!!!


Polso Potenza: you're gonna read this tomorrow and laugh, no worries
ShaneTheGreatVT: w e wne rt to this nkeggwer
ShaneTheGreatVT: with these chicks
ShaneTheGreatVT: and thet wrre all lie
ShaneTheGreatVT: your toyoo much for me
Polso Potenza: lol
ShaneTheGreatVT: and i was all like
ShaneTheGreatVT: jus gim me ahead
ShaneTheGreatVT: a d theyt were all like k
ShaneTheGreatVT: and then i ncoouldnt fucking get it off
ShaneTheGreatVT: cuz i wans nimb


Polso Potenza: hahaha
Polso Potenza: 2 girls at a time?
ShaneTheGreatVT: buck heshe had it in her mough
ShaneTheGreatVT: i just couldnt fucking bust it out
ShaneTheGreatVT: D
ShaneTheGreatVT: DJUDDUE1


Polso Potenza: omg, this is too funny
ShaneTheGreatVT: LOV)WK!~~!\
ShaneTheGreatVT: /SAgHUTN UP!!!
ShaneTheGreatVT: i hot semi head
ShaneTheGreatVT: but didnt bust
Polso Potenza: seriously?
ShaneTheGreatVT: cuz i wan s numb


ShaneTheGreatVT: im soooooo fucnk
Polso Potenza: that shit sucks
ShaneTheGreatVT: driunk
Polso Potenza: yeah dude, hardcore
Polso Potenza: you'll get 'em next time
ShaneTheGreatVT: fuck yah1!!
Polso Potenza: i guess it was worth it


ShaneTheGreatVT: ya6h ingt spit oin my oenis right now
Polso Potenza: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Polso Potenza: did you play beer pong this evening?
ShaneTheGreatVT: um
ShaneTheGreatVT: i [palyed like 60 game
ShaneTheGreatVT: s


Polso Potenza: don't play poker!!!!!!!!!!
Polso Potenza: just pass out, don't even think about playing!!!
ShaneTheGreatVT: you rs fucking leading me on
Polso Potenza: you might not be able to bust a nut but you could bust your bankroll
ShaneTheGreatVT: HAHAAAWHYAH?AHA
ShaneTheGreatVT: JAHAHAAHAAH
ShaneTheGreatVT: ANDY I LVOE YOU!!!
Polso Potenza: i love you too shane
ShaneTheGreatVT: we hst hd a mimment
Polso Potenza: it was a moment wasn't it


Polso Potenza: do you have any classes tomorrow???
ShaneTheGreatVT: yesw
ShaneTheGreatVT: i have an 8 am
ShaneTheGreatVT: CRAAYU&

Polso Potenza: that's in 5.5 hours
ShaneTheGreatVT: \POFTTFT
ShaneTheGreatVT: so~?
Polso Potenza: oh man you are gonna be hung the fuck over
Polso Potenza: it was worth it


ShaneTheGreatVT: http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=236079#236079
Polso Potenza: hahahaha
Polso Potenza: now that is some drunken posting
Polso Potenza: WEKL;J AHRE MY NI94AS AT??@?@? ?#?#? ?$
ShaneTheGreatVT: JAHAAHAA
ShaneTheGreatVT: POIT THS FUCKING CONVO
Polso Potenza: don't you worry, i will
ShaneTheGreatVT: THXY
Polso Potenza: you will not lose any style points that's for sure
ShaneTheGreatVT: hahahehhahahaha
ShaneTheGreatVT: i gotta pweee
Polso Potenza: later
ShaneTheGreatVT: ahahaha night@!

[bigred]

Complimenting Jon's post

ShaneTheGreatVT: hu wab a di ut/!?
PhaR NeoX: what did u mean by smaller spoon?
ShaneTheGreatVT: i lvoer ou!!!
ShaneTheGreatVT: eanna do it
ShaneTheGreatVT: seriosu i coudl be gay for you, ust you thoguhtn ow one else
ShaneTheGreatVT: you sour futry and comfortale
PhaR NeoX: how drunk are you?
ShaneTheGreatVT: im too fuckign drunk
ShaneTheGreatVT: i got head
ShaneTheGreatVT: and i was too ubm
ShaneTheGreatVT: to bust
ShaneTheGreatVT: so youmust stopped
ShaneTheGreatVT: ad awkawrdly lwdt
ShaneTheGreatVT: and i was liek sorry sorry sorty
ShaneTheGreatVT: sorot
ShaneTheGreatVT: soryty
ShaneTheGreatVT: and she kust left
ShaneTheGreatVT: but itwas still head
PhaR NeoX: u almost puked when u were getting head?
ShaneTheGreatVT: no!!

ShaneTheGreatVT: i havent pueks yet!
ShaneTheGreatVT: im not a spufft!
ShaneTheGreatVT: fuck ou
PhaR NeoX: then why did she leave?
ShaneTheGreatVT: o4ikky cyz u was si bug
ShaneTheGreatVT: i ntimisdating
PhaR NeoX: um, what
ShaneTheGreatVT: YOU EHARD ME!!!~
ShaneTheGreatVT: imd ososo durnk
PhaR NeoX: so who was the lucky guy who gave u head?
ShaneTheGreatVT: GIRL

PhaR NeoX: dont know him
ShaneTheGreatVT: FUCKI NG BOOKSBS AND SHT
PhaR NeoX: marylin manson?
ShaneTheGreatVT: neg\]
ShaneTheGreatVT: fucking chicks
ShaneTheGreatVT: with nboobs
ShaneTheGreatVT: and makeing dinner
ShaneTheGreatVT: cuz their mwomen!!
PhaR NeoX: nice
ShaneTheGreatVT: we nevert talk!
ShaneTheGreatVT: whyt?!
PhaR NeoX: u gonna drunken post on ftr now?
ShaneTheGreatVT: ifts your fault!!
PhaR NeoX: because i'm straight
PhaR NeoX: and your gay
PhaR NeoX: we're from different worlds
ShaneTheGreatVT: neg
ShaneTheGreatVT: ypour gay
ShaneTheGreatVT: amd im kinga gay
ShaneTheGreatVT: so we can o it
ShaneTheGreatVT: and no oen woudl care
PhaR NeoX: was the chick ugly?
ShaneTheGreatVT: kinga
ShaneTheGreatVT: bugt whi carss?!
ShaneTheGreatVT: she had a m othu!
ShaneTheGreatVT: ands thats good enougf for me
PhaR NeoX: a fatty? she think she was slurping on a hotdog?
ShaneTheGreatVT: http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=236079#236079
ShaneTheGreatVT: neg
ShaneTheGreatVT: she wasnt farrt
ShaneTheGreatVT: just wierd looking face
PhaR NeoX: did u pretend she was xianti?
ShaneTheGreatVT: POSTM THIS CONVO
ShaneTheGreatVT: and yes
ShaneTheGreatVT: i LVOE xinari
ShaneTheGreatVT: imwaoudl cary his chidlren
ShaneTheGreatVT: rr..
ShaneTheGreatVT: let gim carry mine
PhaR NeoX: i thought u only wanted me
PhaR NeoX: u cheating whore
ShaneTheGreatVT: due uyiuir like a greek confaess
ShaneTheGreatVT: i cant have you
ShaneTheGreatVT: tyour untouhable
ShaneTheGreatVT: perfection
PhaR NeoX: tell me more
PhaR NeoX: do you like my eyes?
ShaneTheGreatVT: y nvety much so
ShaneTheGreatVT: ifd do em
ShaneTheGreatVT: they get me off
ShaneTheGreatVT: i gotta pee
PhaR NeoX: pee in ur hamper, it will be funny tomorrow when u wake up
ShaneTheGreatVT: hahahaha
ShaneTheGreatVT: night bro
PhaR NeoX: dude
ShaneTheGreatVT: swhaG?
PhaR NeoX: u professed to triptanes
PhaR NeoX: i saw the convo
PhaR NeoX: ur a dirty whore
ShaneTheGreatVT: NEG

ShaneTheGreatVT: 8t was a lie
ShaneTheGreatVT: ALL A LIE
PhaR NeoX: so u hate him, right?
ShaneTheGreatVT: totally
ShaneTheGreatVT: hes ntohign to em
PhaR NeoX: he's a gay jigglypuff?
ShaneTheGreatVT: yhes na fucking niggly pugg!!!
PhaR NeoX: with no friends?
ShaneTheGreatVT: NIGGLY !!!
ShaneTheGreatVT: like engative firendws
PhaR NeoX: lol boost will be mad about that
ShaneTheGreatVT: hwshahahahah
ShaneTheGreatVT: dude i gotoa go to slep
ShaneTheGreatVT: i ve got a 8 ma
PhaR NeoX: why
ShaneTheGreatVT: cass
PhaR NeoX: don't be gay
ShaneTheGreatVT: kcant
PhaR NeoX: ur being a little bitch
ShaneTheGreatVT: its my naturla to be so gasy
ShaneTheGreatVT: stoip1!!
ShaneTheGreatVT: I NEED AND IADULT!
PhaR NeoX: a500lbBITCH
ShaneTheGreatVT: \UFKC YOU
ShaneTheGreatVT: i gOT HEAD
PhaR NeoX: from a guy
ShaneTheGreatVT: NEG
ShaneTheGreatVT: ACICLS
ShaneTheGreatVT: A CNHIX!!
ShaneTheGreatVT: fuck
PhaR NeoX: an asian?
ShaneTheGreatVT: neg
ShaneTheGreatVT: whitty
ShaneTheGreatVT: a fuckign honely
ShaneTheGreatVT: i gotta hit the sck
ShaneTheGreatVT: but in lvoem you
PhaR NeoX: yeah i bet u do
PhaR NeoX: ya big fay
PhaR NeoX: gay
ShaneTheGreatVT: LOVE

PhaR NeoX: alright
ShaneTheGreatVT: i don care what they say abut you
PhaR NeoX: cya in the morning champ
ShaneTheGreatVT: tour cool
ShaneTheGreatVT: kinda
PhaR NeoX: lol
PhaR NeoX: what they say about me
PhaR NeoX: u win
ShaneTheGreatVT is away at 2:24:29 AM.

[a500lbgorilla]

UM THE FUJCKIGN KIJNG OF THEN NIGTH!!!

[vqc]

ShaneTheGreatVT: HI
The GrindHer: HELO
ShaneTheGreatVT: HYI
ShaneTheGreatVT: im astuo drunk tight now
ShaneTheGreatVT: take adbvantage og me
ShaneTheGreatVT: HI
ShaneTheGreatVT: talkji to me
ShaneTheGreatVT: i need your friendshitppp!
ShaneTheGreatVT: i LVOE YOU

The GrindHer: i kno
ShaneTheGreatVT: http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=236079#236079
ShaneTheGreatVT: you mucst htte me thes da
ShaneTheGreatVT: yts
ShaneTheGreatVT: your nemeve rlike hey rilla
ShaneTheGreatVT: whats up
ShaneTheGreatVT: hiwosm school
ShaneTheGreatVT: and life
ShaneTheGreatVT: and i feel lonely@!
ShaneTheGreatVT: VIN?CE~
ShaneTheGreatVT: im goan come mto you dorm
ShaneTheGreatVT: and be ike "hey its rilla1!
ShaneTheGreatVT: wasssssup!"
ShaneTheGreatVT: an you'l be lie " WOA?H!
The GrindHer: hahahaha
The GrindHer: why are u drunk right now
ShaneTheGreatVT: http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=236079#236079
ShaneTheGreatVT: CUZ
ShaneTheGreatVT: its tHhurusday!!
ShaneTheGreatVT: HPY{PY FURIALSAT!!
The GrindHer: happy furialsat to u too!!!!
ShaneTheGreatVT: PSOT THIS VOCNO
ShaneTheGreatVT: IN THAT TRHEAD
ShaneTheGreatVT: im peeing
ShaneTheGreatVT: k
ShaneTheGreatVT is away at 11:24:28 PM.

[vqc]

VQC: quick random question
VQC: when u eat pudding
VQC: do u go through the chewing motions
VQC: as ur swallowing it
Fortune: lol... I've never thought about it.
Fortune: I don't think so.
VQC: ok
VQC: cuz my gf sees me doing it
VQC: and she makes fun of me for it
VQC: i thought it was natural becuase its still relatively solid
VQC: well "solid"
Fortune: Well, it's good for you if she just instinctively swallows.
VQC: well i havnt complained about that one yet
VQC: however mine isnt quite as thick as pudding
Fortune: Maybe I should see a doctor then. You mean that isn't normal?
Fortune:
VQC: rofl
VQC: why are u up at 5 am
Fortune: It's 8 here.
VQC: ...
VQC: 8 in the morning is nonexistant to me
VQC: why are u up at 8
Fortune: Work.
VQC: work is nonexistant to me
VQC: why do u work
VQC: =D
Fortune: Money.
VQC: money is very existant to me
VQC: i understand
Fortune: And... my parole officer demands it.

Cottrill2k1: I had pudding earlier.... just because. Now, I didn't chew it, but I was self conscious of it after our conversation... so maybe I wanted to chew it, but couldn't. You may have altered my pudding consumption forever. Thanks a lot.
The GrindHer: hahahaahah
The GrindHer: that made my day
The GrindHer: thank u
Cottrill2k1: Glad I could help.

[midas06]

Talking to estrop

(11:45:15) James: help me
(11:45:28) H: no
(11:46:34) James: I'm in too deep now
(11:46:36) James: it's too late
(11:46:44) James: I don't know what to do
(11:46:57) James: they're going to find out where I live
(11:47:00) James: then what will I do??
(11:47:05) James: I can't move
(11:47:09) James: they're going to kill me
(11:47:20) H: who
(11:47:34) James: the people I scammed
(11:47:59) James: I convinced a family I had a profitable investment in an oiling company
(11:48:12) James: and I got them to give me $60,000 to set them up
(11:48:16) James: with the same deal
(11:48:28) James: I took the money and tried to dissapear but they hired detectives to find me
(11:48:47) H: gl with that
(11:49:35) James: I know that people are always watching me
(11:49:40) James: if I leave the house they'll find me
(11:49:50) H: better stay in your basement then
(11:50:04) James: but my oxygen supply is running out
(11:50:12) James: it's a special basement which is air tight
(11:50:27) H: unluucky
(11:51:21) James: sometimes the walls talk to me

[boost]

LuKie StyLe 3: hey
BeeSeeYouZee: hi
BeeSeeYouZee: hows it going jim?
BeeSeeYouZee: jim? you there?
LuKie StyLe 3: my name's not jim
LuKie StyLe 3: lol
LuKie StyLe 3: its lukie from ftr
BeeSeeYouZee: right right..
BeeSeeYouZee: I was goin for the "Im gonna weird this random IM'er the fuck out" tactic...
LuKie StyLe 3: it didnt really work too well
BeeSeeYouZee: I was afraid it would just be you though, and then I wouldnt get to fuck with anyone..
LuKie StyLe 3: i was just watching porn so i didnt get your im's til a minute ago
BeeSeeYouZee: now thats weird..
LuKie StyLe 3: rofl
BeeSeeYouZee: I dont know you like that... I dont wanna know what your hand was just doing..
LuKie StyLe 3: i was just playin with u man
BeeSeeYouZee: right right..
BeeSeeYouZee: well jim.. dont even pull that shit again..
LuKie StyLe 3: alright dave
BeeSeeYouZee: whats up though jim?
BeeSeeYouZee: Im not a man built on time, and if I was I wouldnt be spending my foundation on you, get my drift?
LuKie StyLe 3: not much jeff, how are u
BeeSeeYouZee: its dave jeff, for the last time...
LuKie StyLe 3: care to explain it to me some more?
BeeSeeYouZee: ...
LuKie StyLe 3: i'm listening
BeeSeeYouZee: Youre finished in this town jim, youll never work again!
LuKie StyLe 3: at first it was almost funny
LuKie StyLe 3: lol
BeeSeeYouZee: Are you suggesting that Im making idle threats?
BeeSeeYouZee: I know people, people in high places.
BeeSeeYouZee: Thats right... THATS RIGH!
LuKie StyLe 3: ur like one of those fucking aim bots, no sense
LuKie StyLe 3: lol
BeeSeeYouZee: sense is a relative construct of the human psychy.
LuKie StyLe 3: yup
BeeSeeYouZee: 1up, 2down.
BeeSeeYouZee: lizards crew, bitch
LuKie StyLe 3: cool
BeeSeeYouZee: so what the fuck did you msg me for in the first place?
LuKie StyLe 3: dont talk to me with that tone
BeeSeeYouZee: because now that we have gotten to know each other I can admit that you interupted my masturbation session, and therefore I demand to know why it is taht you IM'd me
LuKie StyLe 3: haha, that sucks
BeeSeeYouZee: indeeed.. Ive approached climax several times since the initial interuption, however the question concerning the reason behind interuption keeps popping into my head just as Im about to hit the jackpot.
LuKie StyLe 3: cool
BeeSeeYouZee: ysal
LuKie StyLe 3: maybe u shouldnt think about guys when u bait
BeeSeeYouZee: go straight to hell, do not pass start, do not collect you 200$, straight to hell wiht your damned soul.
BeeSeeYouZee: what else would I think about you shitface?
LuKie StyLe 3: huh
LuKie StyLe 3: no sense
BeeSeeYouZee: damn your eyes
BeeSeeYouZee: ok well I finally popped one out, so Im gonna nod off. seig heil.

[bigred]

you should stick to basketball boost, leave the funny posts to dwarfman

[bigred]

BeeSeeYouZee: wow... I just wnet on a nasty bad run
BeeSeeYouZee: otm 3 in a row .. the bubble QQ vs QK...
BeeSeeYouZee: :-\
BeeSeeYouZee: sorry .. dont mean to bitch.. but youre racist jokse means you owe me
PhaR NeoX: lol
BeeSeeYouZee: can I mone y the last one plz?
BeeSeeYouZee: hah...
PhaR NeoX: no
BeeSeeYouZee: wow
BeeSeeYouZee: what a bad run
BeeSeeYouZee: and fuck you for saying no
BeeSeeYouZee: cuz I busted when you said it
PhaR NeoX: BWNED
BeeSeeYouZee: fag
BeeSeeYouZee: I hate ftr
BeeSeeYouZee: I hate you
PhaR NeoX: ^ notice use of new BWNED word

[boost]

BeeSeeYouZee: :-\
BeeSeeYouZee: sorry .. dont mean to bitch.. but youre racist jokse means you owe me
PhaR NeoX: lol
BeeSeeYouZee: can I mone y the last one plz?
BeeSeeYouZee: hah...
PhaR NeoX: no
BeeSeeYouZee: wow
BeeSeeYouZee: what a bad run
BeeSeeYouZee: and fuck you for saying no
BeeSeeYouZee: cuz I busted when you said it
PhaR NeoX: BWNED
BeeSeeYouZee: fag
BeeSeeYouZee: I hate ftr
BeeSeeYouZee: I hate you
PhaR NeoX: ^ notice use of new BWNED word
BeeSeeYouZee: yes, very nice
BeeSeeYouZee: bah.. the ups and downs of poker
PhaR NeoX: http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ic.php?t=27205
PhaR NeoX: DOUBLE BWNED
BeeSeeYouZee: include the "very nice"
PhaR NeoX: no
PhaR NeoX: its my choice
BeeSeeYouZee: it shows my appreciataion for bwned
BeeSeeYouZee: blow me ass hole
PhaR NeoX: yes sir

[journey075]

Talking to estrop

(11:45:15) James: help me
(11:45:28) H: no
(11:46:34) James: I'm in too deep now
(11:46:36) James: it's too late
(11:46:44) James: I don't know what to do
(11:46:57) James: they're going to find out where I live
(11:47:00) James: then what will I do??
(11:47:05) James: I can't move
(11:47:09) James: they're going to kill me
(11:47:20) H: who
(11:47:34) James: the people I scammed
(11:47:59) James: I convinced a family I had a profitable investment in an oiling company
(11:48:12) James: and I got them to give me $60,000 to set them up
(11:48:16) James: with the same deal
(11:48:28) James: I took the money and tried to dissapear but they hired detectives to find me
(11:48:47) H: gl with that
(11:49:35) James: I know that people are always watching me
(11:49:40) James: if I leave the house they'll find me
(11:49:50) H: better stay in your basement then
(11:50:04) James: but my oxygen supply is running out
(11:50:12) James: it's a special basement which is air tight
(11:50:27) H: unluucky
(11:51:21) James: sometimes the walls talk to me

hahahha i hate that guysocmuch.