Me trying to figure out who I was talking to

Polso Potenza (9:26:34 PM): i'll give you a hint
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:27:10 PM): I can do it without hints
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:27:13 PM): I'll go by elimination
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:27:31 PM): Well, you're not automatically linking me to your webcam, so not coutiebee
Polso Potenza (9:27:36 PM): hahaha
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:27:45 PM): Not talking about rollin wit ya niggaz, so you're not boost
Polso Potenza (9:27:52 PM): nope
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:27:56 PM): not talking about your math class and your 4.asian gpa, so not VQC
Polso Potenza (9:28:09 PM): nope, not an asian GPA by any stretcy
Polso Potenza (9:28:17 PM): stretch*
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:28:34 PM): You're not trying to force me to be the small spoon, so you're not BigRed
Polso Potenza (9:28:48 PM): hahahaha
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:28:48 PM): you're not paying me back, so you're not Rippy
Polso Potenza (9:28:55 PM): rippy paid you back?
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:29:07 PM): Nah
Polso Potenza (9:29:13 PM): so i could be him, potentially
Polso Potenza (9:29:20 PM): i mean, i could be me
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:29:28 PM): damn, you're so right!
ShaneTheGreatVT (9:30:02 PM): not begging me for poker tips so your not DavSimon, aces, scgolfer, gabe or soupie