Funny story

[Irisheyes]

My mate was telling me today that he has a cousin (call him John) whose brother is into taking acid alot. A bit too much perhaps. Anyway, John came home the other day and found his brother sitting at the kitchen table with his head in his hands.

He looked really anxious and freaked out so John goes over and says "Hey, whats up with you?"

He turns around and says "Shit, John I was taking acid in the park today and I had a really bad trip. Man it was the worst ever. I saw a Goblin!"

"What the fuck? You saw a goblin?"

"Yeah, but its ok. I got him in the end!"

"What do you mean, you got him?"

"I got him! I took him home. I locked him in the cupboard under the stairs"

So John goes and gets the key and opens the press and theres a fucking 4 year old down syndrome child sitting there staring up at him! His tripped out brother was after carrying this little kid all the way back from the park over his shoulder!!!

So anyway John rings the cops and it turns out the kid had been reported missing about 4 hours beforehand and there was people looking everywhere for it! He tells them he just found the kid wandering outside the house and brought him in to ring the cops and his bro gets away with it.

I thought that was the funniest shit I ever heard when I heard it. I'm assured its true and I just thought I should share.

[Warpe]

Er...what are the odds that someone connects the dots between this post and Mr. Acidhead and he gets a re-visit from the poh-lice?

[STIdrivr]

lol
makes me wanna try some acid

[boost]

Er...what are the odds that someone connects the dots between this post and Mr. Acidhead and he gets a re-visit from the poh-lice?

zero...


wow that is the funniest story Ive ever heard, esp considering it was true. The second the goblin was mentioned I knew a kid was involved and I got a bit worried. I thought he might have like kicked the lil kid.. Anyways the fact that it wasnt just al il kid, but a retarded lil kid... I mean wow, and he called it a goblin lolololololol

[a500lbgorilla]

I like the part where your mate is a guy.

[Irisheyes]

I like the part where your mate is a guy.

Substitute with friend if you can't understand english.

[a500lbgorilla]

I like the part where your mate is a guy.

Substitute with friend if you can't understand english.

Substitute "You're gay" if you have trouble understanding english, yah big queer.

[Irisheyes]

I like the part where your mate is a guy.

Substitute with friend if you can't understand english.

Substitute "You're gay" if you have trouble understanding english, yah big queer.

Nah you're a big queer, yah big queer.

[ProZachNation]

Whats up with rilla tirade(sp?) of callign everyone gay if they talk about a friend or girlfriend? Is rilla jealous becasue he only has e-friends?

[bigred]

Whats up with rilla tirade(sp?) of callign everyone gay if they talk about a friend or girlfriend? Is rilla jealous becasue he only has e-friends?

BINGO

[BoondockSaint]

Ha man thats hilarious. Goblin!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[lolzzz_321]

lawlz

[a500lbgorilla]

Whats up with rilla tirade(sp?) of callign everyone gay if they talk about a friend or girlfriend? Is rilla jealous becasue he only has e-friends?

Shuddap yah big gay bag.

Man, there's probably more truth in this statement then I'm willing to admit to. Super dry spell in rilla-ville.

[journey075]

if rilla wasnt from the CITY OF CHAMPIONS i might not like him.

[a500lbgorilla]

if rilla wasnt from the CITY OF CHAMPIONS i might not like him.

Same. Our auras don't jive.

[Irisheyes]

Be careful if you ever visit Irish parks Dwarfman.

[journey075]

hahahha ill kidnap that mf every dya maybe 2twice a day. scarrrrrrred?

[journey075]

heeeeeeeeeey, just kidding buddy.

lets make out.

[gabe]

irisheyes, good one.