dnd choose the silliest devices

- make fun of hardcore fans by foreshadowing huge book events then just dont do them and instead piss in the river.

- plot so badly that there are no reasonable options other than a super secret twist, but little did those pleb viewers know that the real super secret twist is the atrocious writing.

- tell everything. never show. always tell. tell tell tell. jaime tells about his cersei love, never shows. brienne tells about her honor, never shows. the bwb can only say how important sandor must be, fuck subtext!

- blackfish: i cant leave the castle and help my niece, im needed here. oh wait, they're trying to kill me for being here? k i'm needed to die instead of help my niece.

- at some point, deaths are "gratuitious" (but cocks and tits never are!). let's kill three chars back to back to back and not show them! david, we're so fucking smart! that's right d.b. we're fucking brilliant!