Coffee is rancid, and that's coming from a guy that will eat or drink anything if it's offered (other than the stuff I'm allergic to).

Tea is awesome. Small amount of milk, no sugar, leave it to cool for about 5 mins and you're set.

Coffee is really popular in the UK, but it's generally only bell ends that buy it from a coffee shop. Anybody seen walking around with a cardboard coffee cup in the UK can generally be assumed to be a pretentious idiot.