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  1. 06-16-2006 07:59 AM #1
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    Default give me a uh, Liter O' Cola

    liscense and registration chicken fucker
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    that is all meow
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  2. 06-16-2006 08:01 AM #2
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  3. 06-16-2006 08:51 AM #3
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  4. 06-16-2006 09:26 AM #4
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  5. 06-16-2006 11:12 AM #5
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  6. 06-16-2006 12:54 PM #6
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    What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers.
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  7. 06-16-2006 12:59 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by samsonite2100
    What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers.
    Tough choice, but I'd probably end up just buying the Cleveland Cavaliers or something.
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  8. 06-16-2006 01:13 PM #8
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  9. 06-16-2006 01:29 PM #9
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  10. 06-16-2006 02:05 PM #10
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  11. 06-16-2006 03:20 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    "Oh look a bar of soap..."
    Oh give me the goddamn soap!
    Save your stories 'cuz they're all the same..
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  12. 06-16-2006 03:31 PM #12
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  15. 06-16-2006 03:45 PM #15
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    Ramathorne: Do you know how fast you were going?

    High kid: 65?

    Ramathorne: 63.

    High kid: But isn't the speed limit 65?

    Ramathorne: Yes it is. But do you know why we're pulling you over? (Holds the bag of weed up). Littering.
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    Just cleaning out the old locker. She stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her. I guess you could say that about all my girls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Ramathorne: Do you know how fast you were going?

    High kid: 65?

    Ramathorne: 63.

    High kid: But isn't the speed limit 65?

    Ramathorne: Yes it is. But do you know why we're pulling you over? (Holds the bag of weed up). Littering.
    littering and.......littering and.......littering and.......littering and.......

    Smokin the reefer........ but officer that isn't ours. CANDY BARS!!!
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  18. 06-16-2006 03:48 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
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  19. 06-16-2006 03:48 PM #19
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    Mac: All right, how about Cat Game?

    Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?

    Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.

    Foster: Ten? Starting right meow?

    Driver: Sorry about the...

    Foster: All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.

    Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow.

    Driver: Sorry.

    Foster: Is there something funny here boy?

    Driver: Oh, no.

    Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?

    Foster: All right meow, where were we?

    Driver: Excuse me, are you saying meow?

    Foster: Am I saying meow?

    Driver: I thought...

    Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?

    Foster: Meow. What is so damn funny?

    Driver: I could have sworn you said meow.

    Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

    Foster: You stop laughing right meow!

    Driver: Yes sir.

    Foster: Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law.

    Foster: Not so funny meow, is it?


    Foster: Meow!
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  20. 06-16-2006 09:28 PM #20
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  21. 06-27-2006 02:37 PM #21
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    Farva: Who wants cream? (everyone ignores Farva)... Nobody? (everyone still ignores Farva)... Okay, no cream.
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  22. 06-27-2006 03:10 PM #22
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    at th elocal 7-11 there are always these two black guys working at night and whenever i go buy booze from them i drop the 'meow' thing a few times and they always start laughing. then they do it to all the customers after me.
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