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    Default god i run so bad hyachachachach

    ok so today I'm up at this sushi/japanese place in my city.

    I'm eating some sushi, having a couple beers, watching the cavs play, and talking to this drunk guy and his friend that sat down.

    basically here's the setup: it's not a huge bar or anything, but if the TV is at 12, I'm at 5 or 6. 2 guys are at 3. Older lady with a date is at 9. There's a cute girl with a scrubby guy at 7 (not at the bar), and 2 girls came out of the main part of the restaurant with these 2 guys (one is like 7 foot tall, the other is about a 7 foot wide black guy). These 2 girls, 1 blonde, one italian? are both gorgeous.

    2 girls along with black guy sit down at the bench behind me. old lady with a date at 9 keeps looking at me.

    fast forward 15 minutes, after all of the before-mentioned girls had already left.

    bartender gets a call and says 'eric (aka lukie), it's for you' (i go in there a lot but usually for takeout). I start talking to this girl and she asks me if i'm married and what not and i say that i'm 21 and single. I kind of assume it was the older lady at 9 because of the married question. conversation dies down and she says i'm 'very attractive'. whatevs, we say bye, the end. I tell the guys at the bar what happened.

    apparantly the really hot blonde behind me was checking me out and made the sign that she was going to call me (with the pinky and the thumb stuck out) but obviously i didn't see this. she was definitely smoking though.

    they make fun about how badly she wanted me yadayadayada

    i might go back next week at the same time, but i'll probably forget

    the end

    true story

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    Going back at the same time next week would not be baller. I think you pretty much fucked yourself. Nice going.

    You should've asked the bartender who it was before you picked it up.
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    you should have gotten the number on the phone. old girl or young lady you still could have fucked them.

    also, remember to try to get with them before they get to know your personality. that seems to ruin things for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    you should have gotten the number on the phone. old girl or young lady you still could have fucked them.
    old lady was semi-overweight and gross, wasn't going to happen

    also, remember to try to get with them before they get to know your personality. that seems to ruin things for you.
    ha, ya
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    ohh snap gabe



    man lukie I was really hoping for a happy ending this time


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    You should tell the bartender that next time he see's that girl that he can give her a piece of paper with your number. PROBLEM SOLVED.

    or Tell him to give her the website flopturnriver.com so she can know the true you.
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    ya rly.
    Check out the new blog!!!
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    beat 2

    I picked georgetown beating ohio state and florida beating UCLA in the final 4. Florida repeating. But I forgot to fill out my bracket.

    another true story, still pulling for the buckeyes though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    man lukie I was really hoping for a happy ending this time
    So was Lukie I guess, but I've heard that kinda thing costs extra
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    i don't get it
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    Lol I hoped it wouldn't have a normal Lukie ending but it did
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    wtf.. how do you not get her digits on the phone? You suck, Im definatley stabbing you for real next time I see your bitch ass.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    wtf happened to "LOL"
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    wtf.. how do you not get her digits on the phone? You suck, Im definatley stabbing you for real next time I see your bitch ass.
    you already tried stabbing me once! the knife just kinda bounced off and you hurt your wrist and mumbled about how i had dragon skin or something

    then you rolled over and did another line of coke and all was good
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    Is this part of a screenplay or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by uscheese
    Is this part of a screenplay or something?
    i don't follow
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie

    then you rolled over and did another line of coke and all was good
    hah, so random.. so very random..
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    WTF Lukie?? Are you ever gonna hook up with a chick you meet? You're like my grade 7 woodwork project dude, no finish.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Wow, my first double post. Well, it was a good run boys. Anyway I will fill it up by saying at least this was funny:

    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    wtf.. how do you not get her digits on the phone? You suck, Im definatley stabbing you for real next time I see your bitch ass.
    you already tried stabbing me once! the knife just kinda bounced off and you hurt your wrist and mumbled about how i had dragon skin or something

    then you rolled over and did another line of coke and all was good


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    WTF Lukie?? Are you ever gonna hook up with a chick you meet? You're like my grade 7 woodwork project dude, no finish.
    ha, well, i'm due to run good eventually
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    It's very -ev to act like a wuss when a girl calls you.
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    i still don't get it
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    Quote Originally Posted by K2 the ArmA
    It's very -ev to act like a wuss when a girl calls you.
    some random girl that i didn't talk to, i DONT EVEN KNOW WHO IT IS, calls a restaurant/bar that i'm eating at, what am i supposed to do

    keep in mind i don't want the hiv
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    Just because you talk to her doesn't mean you have to fuck her.

    People make mistakes the first time they're presented with a situation. Decide what you want and how you would act next time to accomplish said goal.
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    I think Lukie should be banned from story time until he learns how to close. Chicks obviously can't resist you so please quit acting like you hate pussy and man up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    I think Lukie should be banned from story time until he learns how to close. Chicks obviously can't resist you so please quit acting like you hate pussy and man up.
    i was perfectly happy eating my sushi and watching the cavs though, what if it really was the gross old chick???????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    I think Lukie should be banned from story time until he learns how to close. Chicks obviously can't resist you so please quit acting like you hate pussy and man up.
    i was perfectly happy eating my sushi and watching the cavs though, what if it really was the gross old chick???????
    Fuck her and tell us it was the blond chick.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by K2 the ArmA
    It's very -ev to act like a wuss when a girl calls you.
    some random girl that i didn't talk to, i DONT EVEN KNOW WHO IT IS, calls a restaurant/bar that i'm eating at, what am i supposed to do

    keep in mind i don't want the hiv
    no ballin. the correct reply is:
    "hey ma, was yo name be?"
    "why is you callin me?"
    "im down"
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    eric youre such a life nit, wear a fucking condom. Its virtually impossible to get aids if you strap up, and even if you dont its pretty fucking hard.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    I HAD NO INTEREST IN THE GIRL THAT I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS

    EVEN IF SHE WOULD HAVE CAME BACK AND OFFERED ME A RIDE TO HER PLACE FOR SEX I WOULD HAVE SAID NO

    IT TURNED OUT TO (MOST LIKELY) BE SOMEONE ELSE, LET'S FOCUS ON THAT AND HOW BAD I RUN THANKS

    SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS, CAPS LOCK IS BROKE AND ITS STUCK ON
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    but you lose nothing by getting the number... or atleast asking which one she was... youre stupid, you handled the situation terribly, you played it bad, you didnt run bad.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Yeah Lukie, i thought you didn't believe in huge downswings...
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    God I love Lukie!
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    how come courtie doesn't have a sesame street avatar

    im sure theres some canadian girl on there
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    Lukie, you couldnt close the deal with my mom or my girlfriend and now this, sigh.
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    triple sigh
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    Elmo is red which is Canadian enough for me. I LOVE YOU GABE
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Lukie, you couldnt close the deal with my mom or my girlfriend and now this, sigh.
    text message girlfriend! ldo
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    and by the way, I was getting pretty close with your mom!
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    What a great random thread... seriously lukie it's not that difficult.. "who is this?"
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    ok i don't like this thread anymore

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