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    I never woulda suspected??
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    That he'd have to pay for pussy? Or are you still reading the incorrect reports that it was male prostitution?
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    Hawk, the one I read was a male Prostitute. Is that report wrong?
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    Yeah, that was the initial report, but it was wrong.
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    the whole thing is silly, but laws gonna law.
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    Yep, whether it was male or female, the only person he should have to answer to on this is his wife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk View Post
    Yep, whether it was male or female, the only person he should have to answer to on this is his wife.
    ya, so true. also irks me that people focused so much on the male prostitute part that was originally reported. omg a MALE prostitute? the gender is irrelevant to me.

    OH MY GAWD THE GUY PAYS FOR SEX AND LIKES THE COCK.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    ya, so true. also irks me that people focused so much on the male prostitute part that was originally reported. omg a MALE prostitute? the gender is irrelevant to me.

    OH MY GAWD THE GUY PAYS FOR SEX AND LIKES THE COCK.
    I was in shock that he just couldn't get it free.

    and he definately was taking the +ev line by just straight up paying for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333 View Post
    I was in shock that he just couldn't get it free.
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    Why is it illegal to sell something that is perfectly legal to give away for free?
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    I would have never thought that he would do something like this. From what I have heard he is a very nice and honest person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Credsfan03 View Post
    I would have never thought that he would do something like this. From what I have heard he is a very nice and honest person.
    "Very nice and honest" and "solicited a prostitute" are not mutually exclusive, you Judgey Judgerson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Credsfan03 View Post
    I would have never thought that he would do something like this. From what I have heard he is a very nice and honest person.
    I'm a very nice and honest person, but I still offered Benny $10 for rough anal sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    I'm a very nice and honest person, but I still offered Benny $10 for rough anal sex.
    He haggled, but we made the deal.
    Normski
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    Quote Originally Posted by Credsfan03 View Post
    I would have never thought that he would do something like this. From what I have heard he is a very nice and honest person.
    lol you're a moran.
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    This news will make the AMA more interesting (assuming he's still going to do it).
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    You catch and yet I still get paid. What's not to like?
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    Someone explain to me how this is not entrapment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
    Someone explain to me how this is not entrapment.
    Entrapment requires the cops to get someone to do a crime that they wouldn't have otherwise committed. In this case, he would have been hollaring at hookers regardless.
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    For it to be entrapment, they'd have to have pressured him to break the law.
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    So a rich fat guy pays for sex. How is this news?
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    The police over here don't waste time on setting traps like that? Surely, there are fare more important stuff going on
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    Also, we all end up paying for it one way or another. Raymer is probably taking the optimal ev line here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luco View Post
    Also, we all end up paying for it one way or another. Raymer is probably taking the optimal ev line here.
    Think he's fallen for the Martingale system.
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    That pic is out of context, you didn't include his house or car(s).
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    status and wealth is a huge plus for him. morbid obesity is a huge minus. also working against him is his curious lack of ears.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
    also working against him is his curious lack of ears.
    lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
    status and wealth is a huge plus for him. morbid obesity is a huge minus. also working against him is his curious lack of ears.
    but his face is framed so nicely by the rest of his face.
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    I'll be honest the gay bit piqued my interest slightly more than the prosie bit, but I'm pretty indifferent to either and assume that most sane people think it being illegal to pay for having your end away is dumb as shit
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    I need feminism because Greg Raymer is judged by how he has no ears and not by who is between those ears.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    I need feminism because Greg Raymer is judged by how he has no ears and not by how many people are between those ears.
    .
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    I need feminism because Greg Raymer is judged by how he has no ears and not by how many people are between those ears.
    No, that's why Chelle needs feminism.
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    Would you let Greg fuck you for $1m?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    Would you let Greg fuck you for $1m?
    Yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Yes.
    You're under arrest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    Would you let Greg fuck you for $1m?
    Show me those who wouldn't and I will make fun of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Show me those who wouldn't and I will make fun of them.
    lol, there's gotta be someone here that's at least border line on the subject.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    lol, there's gotta be someone here that's at least border line on the subject.
    No doubt but they're all afraid to step forward, cuz of, you know, Benny.
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    I guarantee he can get some action cheaper than that.
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    Also, I would like to voice my support for Raymer here, as well as share the best joke I've heard on the subject to date:

    NYDN: “Clearly, he wasn’t happy with his hand.”

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    I thought there would at least be conditions presented, such as: as long as you're not doing atm on a video that has to be posted on your Facebook wall indefinitely.

    But no. The lesson learned here is that you're all ok with unconditional sex play with Greg Raymer for $1M (or cheaper).
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    you mean he's not gonna serenade me first?
  44. #44
    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    you mean he's not gonna serenade me first?
    he will.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    you mean he's not gonna marinate me first?
    he will.
    That's better.
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    I think a lot of people saying "why is prostitution illegal?!" are terribly naive. Let me first say that I do agree that prostitution should be legal. That being said, as it exists pretty much everywhere in the world, some form of human trafficking or other serious human rights abuses are present. This is likely due to the fact that illegality has birthed a black market, but that doesn't take away from the fact that it's generally a fucked up industry.

    So yeah, it's not exactly a victimless crime...
    Last edited by boost; 03-20-2013 at 10:01 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    I think a lot of people saying "why is prostitution illegal?!" are terribly naive. Let me first say that I do agree that prostitution should be legal. That being said, as it exists pretty much everywhere in the world, some form of human trafficking or other serious human rights abuses are present. This is likely due to the fact that illegality has birthed a black market, but that doesn't take away from the fact that it's generally a fucked up industry.

    So yeah, it's not exactly a victimless crime...
    yeah, it's more complicated than that. i believe that anyone should be able to do whatever they want to themselves as long as they're an adult and not hurting anyone else. that being said, if prostitution were legal, i wouldn't want my daughter to aspire to be a prostitute when she reaches adulthood. pretty much the same as being involved in porn. education would likely solve that problem.

    i think that most of the trafficking and such is created due to it being illegal as well, but that's just my unrehearsed ignorant opinion and nothing more.
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    Pretty sure I posted a few times in this thread, what's going on?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    Pretty sure I posted a few times in this thread, what's going on?
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    Greg, How would you rate the Foxwwoods prostitutes vs most other prostitutes?
    If you had a choice, brunette or blonde?

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    You sure it wasn't the actual AMA thread you posted in?
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    CENSORSHIP.

    (but yeah luco's right, your funnies were in the other thread)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    Pretty sure I posted a few times in this thread, what's going on?
    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    CENSORSHIP.

    (but yeah luco's right, your funnies were in the other thread)
    It's funny how the thread got actua-censored just before the AMA.
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    Derp, totally forgot there was another thread.


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    my guess would be post-legalisation that sort of thing continues to be on the illegal secretive side of things, but that in many other areas the situation improves considerably
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    Ya that's my thoughts too Kiwi. It the underground illegal side that makes it so bad. Who would bother with illegal prostitution if they could go legal, so long as legal was competitively priced
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    Ya that's my thoughts too Kiwi. It the underground illegal side that makes it so bad. Who would bother with illegal prostitution if they could go legal, so long as legal was competitively priced
    Because the things I wanna have done to me aren't legal anywhere.
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    There would still be abusive pimping and trafficking under legal prostitution, it would just be a lot easier to deal with. Sex workers would have legal recourse against the offenders since they wouldn't self incriminate by reporting these crimes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    There would still be abusive pimping and trafficking under legal prostitution, it would just be a lot easier to deal with. Sex workers would have legal recourse against the offenders since they wouldn't self incriminate by reporting these crimes.
    I'm sure the social stigma would take a long time to get over - "hi, my pimp beat me up, please help me police man" but nahhhh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pascal View Post
    I'm sure the social stigma would take a long time to get over - "hi, my pimp beat me up, please help me police man" but nahhhh
    A girl I quite liked and I were walking past a strip club (just one near where I live) and she told me some story about a mate of hers going out with a stripper and expected me to react to it like "eww who would want to go out with a stripper, what a horrible life that is".

    I don't like strippers, I've been to a strip club twice in my life and I hate how fake the whole situation is. But I have absolutely 0 problem with people doing it for a living, it's their choice.

    What is being suggested wouldn't solve that, however it would start to address that problem. Just like being gay used to be a massive deal, now most people have no problem with it, as they shouldn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ImSavy View Post
    I don't like strippers.
    lies, lies, LIES.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    lies, lies, LIES.
    I seriously don't. I just don't like how fake it is, clearly have a lack of testosterone.

    Had a chat today with a mate of mine and concluded I wouldn't like a wife that stayed at home and did all the cooking and cleaning either (I say wife, I don't believe in marriage either).
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    I'm sure there would but When something becomes out and open it's far easier for normal everyday people to avoid the dangers. I am sure there is still ways around anything legal, but it has to be better than any system they have now.
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    I'm with Savy ftmp. I'll go with friends, and it's kinda a cool atmosphere, in the way that a 50's style diner in LA is a cool atmosphere despite the food being mediocre at best. But overall, I'd rather be doing a lot of other things.
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    I personally love strippers, I just never go because my hatred for paying $9 for a bottle of beer to look at titties is fucked. I have taken a woman on odd occassion though and that is always awesome. The strippers just love when a woman shows up just to watch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    I just never go because my hatred for paying $9 for a bottle of beer .
    isnt beer like $6/bottle anyway in canada? its like 9 in norway im told
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    isnt beer like $6/bottle anyway in canada? its like 9 in norway im told
    At the LCBO it's about double priced compared to your state run American booze-stores.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    isnt beer like $6/bottle anyway in canada? its like 9 in norway im told
    If you drink at a normal bar or restaurant: $4-$6 per bottle
    If you drink at a Legion or equivalent (old man hangout): $2.5-$4 per
    If you drink at a nightmarish to bad strip club: $2.5-$4 per
    If you drink at a mediocre to good strip club: $6-$10
    If you drink at home: $1-$2 per
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    If you drink at a normal bar or restaurant: $4-$6 per bottle
    If you drink at a Legion or equivalent (old man hangout): $2.5-$4 per
    If you drink at a nightmarish to bad strip club: $2.5-$4 per
    If you drink at a mediocre to good strip club: $6-$10
    If you drink at home: $1-$2 per
    Plus tip in canada
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    Plus tip in canada
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    Pretty sure Merkins tip too.
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    I DIDN'T SENSE YOUR HUMOR
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    I'M SPEAKING FROM THEIR PERSPECTIVE, GOSH.
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    Makes sense. POV porn is #6 in Michigan.
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    Spend nine months trying to get out of there and then the rest of your lifetime trying to figure out a way to hop back in.
    It takes 2 years to learn to talk, but a lifetime to learn when to shut up.
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    Michigan? You're from Minnesota. Just drive through Wisconsin.

    Plenty of places to buy the Diet Dew on the way.
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