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    Default Guy runs 400 into 70k in about 2 days...

    And continues to stack the biggest players in the biggest games.

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    and as i get to the end of the thread, is apparently busto.

    Took 36 hrs to peak at 70k and about a week to lose it all.

    I'd love to get a graph of his bankroll gains/loses.
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    Jaysus. Bankroll management is for suckas!
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    Quote Originally Posted by finbop6631
    I did cash out $8000.. supposedly the limit on there to have a check sent.
    So hopefully he will have more than just a story.
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    Wtf is wrong with 2p2, I keep getting popups
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    Guy runs 400 into 70k in about 2 days...
    I thought the original post was going to say something like:

    "... and lost it all in an hour." The second post wasn't a huge letdown, however.

    variance, bankroll management, running hot............
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    In other news, Lukie runs 400 into 70k debt in 2 days...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    Wtf is wrong with 2p2, I keep getting popups
    Try firefox
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    In other news, Lukie runs 400 into 70k debt in 2 days...
    ... and then 1 million in the green within a week, cashes out for good, makes some killer investments in the stock market, buys a house on the beach and retires.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    In other news, Lukie runs 400 into 70k debt in 2 days...
    ... and then 1 million in the green within a week, cashes out for good, makes some killer investments in the stock market, buys a house on the beach and retires.
    And tortures his grandchildren to death with the same "stories" over and over again
    He who drinks beer sleeps well.
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    Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
    ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
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    so sad
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    Wow... 400 to 70k then bust? In 2 days?!?! Good lord.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
    ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
    "I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..."

    {feel free to add on}
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    lol so true
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
    ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
    "I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..."

    {feel free to add on}

    "I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..." " says lukie"
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    lolololol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
    ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
    "I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..."

    {feel free to add on}
    "I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..." "says lukie"
    And then I did not have sex with him...
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
    ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
    "I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..."

    {feel free to add on}
    "I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..." "says lukie"
    And then I did not have sex with him...
    So I move my attention back to this chick I'm putting my "game" on. Things are going good then I finally make a move and she comes up with a really weak excuse as to why she can't go out with me. Whatever, I guess most girls are intimidated at the thought of dating a guy that's so much better looking than them. Fuck I'm hot.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
    ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
    "I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..."

    {feel free to add on}
    "I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..." "says lukie"
    And then I did not have sex with him...
    So I move my attention back to this chick I'm putting my "game" on. Things are going good then I finally make a move and she comes up with a really weak excuse as to why she can't go out with me. Whatever, I guess most girls are intimidated at the thought of dating a guy that's so much better looking than them. Fuck I'm hot.
    Anyway, so the next thing I know the guy comes up again, not looking too happy, and gets right in my face like he's almost spitting on me to tell me this chick's his g/f! And while he's telling me this she's kind of standing behind him and over his shoulder I see her roll her eyes to the ceiling, just to let me know that's she's not too happy with this loser.
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    whatever, f all the haters. I still have a huge fan club.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
    ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
    "I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..."

    {feel free to add on}

    "I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..." " says lukie"
    I can't wait until somebody tells the story about drunken Lukie trying to spit some game with Gayle (trik's mom)...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
    ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
    "I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..."

    {feel free to add on}

    "I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..." " says lukie"
    I can't wait until somebody tells the story about drunken Lukie trying to spit some game with Gayle (trik's mom)...
    Yea, hitting on my mom was pretty damn funny
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    Oh yea, heres a good drunk lukie quote " Hey Chase (me), you mind if I go over there and mack on your girlfriend"
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    man I was so hammered you can't hold that against me.
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    hey ill bbl
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    man I was so hammered you can't hold that against me.
    I thought it was funny, i was hoping you would so we could get another laugh.
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    So, we get from this:


    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Guy runs 400 into 70k in about 2 days...

    To this:

    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    And then I did not have sex with him...
    All in one thread after only 17 replies.
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    Every Lukie story has a few key lines.

    1) So I was working out at the gym...
    2) Something lame happens.
    3) I fall into the friend zone with this hot chick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Every Lukie story has a few key lines.

    1) So I was working out at the gym...
    2) Something lame happens.
    3) I fall into the friend zone with this hot chick.
    Tried to jump the ladder and miss


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    Quote Originally Posted by elipsesjeff
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Every Lukie story has a few key lines.

    1) So I was working out at the gym...
    2) Something lame happens.
    3) I fall into the friend zone with this hot chick.
    Tried to jump the ladder and miss
    listen jeff, i usually defend you when everyone's talking about you behind your back but I may have been wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
    ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
    "I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..."

    {feel free to add on}
    Trikflow, plz tell a story about this


    "I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..." " says lukie"
    I can't wait until somebody tells the story about drunken Lukie trying to spit some game with Gayle (trik's mom)...
    Yea, hitting on my mom was pretty damn funny
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
    ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
    "I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..."

    {feel free to add on}

    "I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..." " says lukie"
    holla

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    Lukkake is a hottie.
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    don't tell me you wouldn't allow boost in the pool...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    don't tell me you wouldn't allow boost in the pool...
    his color might run and ruin everyone's bathing suits.
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    Boost was talking to chase's (trik's) girlfriend.

    (seriously)
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    Ouch,

    "BUUURRRNNN" In ashton kutcher's voice of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Lukkake is a hottie.
    not as hot as you
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    LOL this reminds me of the hottub pic on 2+2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
    ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
    "I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..."

    {feel free to add on}

    "I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..." " says lukie"
    holla


    And you were the one hitting on my mom and gf???? Holla
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    stop being mean dude
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    stop being mean dude
    Im mr. nice guy
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    damn lukie is hot...
    BR: $.1k
    Goal 2: July 1 $10k

    IIbeatsUU: lol u raised with that?

    you mini raised, therefore you desereve whatever you get....

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    *cricket*
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
    hey I'm 20 and don't hate because I told a couple stories of hanging out with some girls for the first time and everybody expected happy endings...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
    hey I'm 20 and don't hate because I told a couple stories of hanging out with some girls for the first time and everybody expected happy endings...
    You gotta pay extra for happy endings
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    um, you've never charged.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    um, you've never charged.
    Never up front, he sneaks it out of your wallet when you're sleeping.
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    Omg that's where all my money has gone. What a sleezeball.

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