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 Originally Posted by Galapogos
Originally Posted by swiggidy
Originally Posted by Trikflow77
Originally Posted by Warpe
Originally Posted by Bailey
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
"I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..."
{feel free to add on}
"I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..." "says lukie"
And then I did not have sex with him...
So I move my attention back to this chick I'm putting my "game" on. Things are going good then I finally make a move and she comes up with a really weak excuse as to why she can't go out with me. Whatever, I guess most girls are intimidated at the thought of dating a guy that's so much better looking than them. Fuck I'm hot.
Anyway, so the next thing I know the guy comes up again, not looking too happy, and gets right in my face like he's almost spitting on me to tell me this chick's his g/f! And while he's telling me this she's kind of standing behind him and over his shoulder I see her roll her eyes to the ceiling, just to let me know that's she's not too happy with this loser.
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