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  1. #1

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    hjey im' in a 3 dolalro turnament w/ ahdn yholy and look athi sufkcing shit aht hapepned
    PokerStars Game #3868167244: Tournament #19212471, Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2006/02/05 - 01:40:22 (ET)
    Table '19212471 1' Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 1: K DiDz (3040 in chips)
    Seat 3: Stakked (2265 in chips)
    Seat 4: snyderman51 (2550 in chips)
    Seat 5: Hollister_AK (1215 in chips)
    Seat 6: derdirk (2050 in chips)
    Seat 7: DonZINO (205 in chips)
    Seat 8: Fast4ward (1945 in chips)
    Seat 10: WildBob182 (1730 in chips)
    DonZINO: posts small blind 25
    Fast4ward: posts big blind 50
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to WildBob182 [Ad Jc]
    WildBob182: raises 1680 to 1730 and is all-in
    K DiDz: folds
    Stakked: folds
    snyderman51: folds
    Hollister_AK: folds
    derdirk: folds
    DonZINO: calls 180 and is all-in
    Fast4ward: folds
    *** FLOP *** [3c 9h 6s]
    WildBob182 said, "LOLOZLZ"
    WildBob182 said, "you ****sn isc"
    WildBob182 said, "lozl"
    *** TURN *** [3c 9h 6s] [3h]
    WildBob182 said, "OMG LPWND"
    *** RIVER *** [3c 9h 6s 3h] [Td]
    WildBob182 said, "LZOLZOZLZOLZ"
    WildBob182 said, "OMGWTF"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    DonZINO: shows [Tc Ac] (two pair, Tens and Threes)
    WildBob182: shows [Ad Jc] (a pair of Threes)
    DonZINO collected 460 from pot
    DonZINO said, "lol"
    WildBob182 said, "WOITJfoe9au03u94r0awureouawoeuoasiufdoijzsodlfnlz xnvlknzxoiuf09w805421983-08213048210842q"
    Stakked said, "lol"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 460 | Rake 0
    Board [3c 9h 6s 3h Td]
    Seat 1: K DiDz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Stakked folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: snyderman51 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: Hollister_AK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: derdirk (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: DonZINO (small blind) showed [Tc Ac] and won (460) with two pair, Tens and Threes
    Seat 8: Fast4ward (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 10: WildBob182 showed [Ad Jc] and lost with a pair of Threes
  2. #2
    LLZ LOK ATHIS HAND SLOZLZOHAHAHAHA

    PokerStars Game #3868225855: Tournament #19212471, Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/02/05 - 01:46:55 (ET)
    Table '19212471 1' Seat #7 is the button
    Seat 1: K DiDz (3630 in chips)
    Seat 3: Stakked (1765 in chips)
    Seat 4: snyderman51 (3225 in chips)
    Seat 5: Hollister_AK (2430 in chips)
    Seat 6: derdirk (1800 in chips)
    Seat 7: DonZINO (70 in chips)
    Seat 8: Fast4ward (1620 in chips)
    Seat 10: WildBob182 (460 in chips)
    Fast4ward: posts small blind 50
    WildBob182: posts big blind 100
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to WildBob182 [Ah Ac]
    K DiDz: folds
    WildBob182 said, "hl gousa"
    Stakked: folds
    snyderman51: folds
    WildBob182 said, "****ing sutpid"
    Hollister_AK: folds
    derdirk: folds
    WildBob182 said, "omgsfg"
    DonZINO: calls 70 and is all-in
    Fast4ward: calls 50
    WildBob182: raises 360 to 460 and is all-in
    Fast4ward: folds
    WildBob182 said, "LMFOA"
    WildBob182 said, "OLZOLZz"
    *** FLOP *** [6d 8s 7d]
    WildBob182 said, "OMG"
    WildBob182 said, "WTF"
    WildBob182 said, "OMGNO"
    *** TURN *** [6d 8s 7d] [2s]
    WildBob182 said, "WTF"
    *** RIVER *** [6d 8s 7d 2s] [6s]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    WildBob182: shows [Ah Ac] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
    WildBob182 said, "HAHAHAHAHAHa"
    WildBob182 said, "HAHAhq0phha"
    WildBob182 collected 60 from side pot
    DonZINO: shows [5c Ad] (a pair of Sixes)
    WildBob182 said, "you suck dude"
    WildBob182 collected 210 from main pot
    WildBob182 said, "llzolz"
    WildBob182 said, "zol"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 270 Main pot 210. Side pot 60. | Rake 0
    Board [6d 8s 7d 2s 6s]
    Seat 1: K DiDz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Stakked folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: snyderman51 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: Hollister_AK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: derdirk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: DonZINO (button) showed [5c Ad] and lost with a pair of Sixes
    Seat 8: Fast4ward (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 10: WildBob182 (big blind) showed [Ah Ac] and won (270) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
  3. #3
    AND HSTI SLOLZOZLZ
    PokerStars Game #3868241794: Tournament #19212471, Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2006/02/05 - 01:48:45 (ET)
    Table '19212471 1' Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: K DiDz (3405 in chips)
    Seat 3: Stakked (1615 in chips)
    Seat 4: snyderman51 (3450 in chips)
    Seat 5: Hollister_AK (2430 in chips)
    Seat 6: derdirk (1800 in chips)
    Seat 8: Fast4ward (1520 in chips)
    Seat 10: WildBob182 (780 in chips)
    Stakked: posts small blind 75
    snyderman51: posts big blind 150
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to WildBob182 [Kc Kh]
    WildBob182 said, "BOTH ZLOl"
    Hollister_AK: folds
    derdirk: folds
    WildBob182 said, "yo ugys suck aassszzz"
    Fast4ward: calls 150
    WildBob182: raises 630 to 780 and is all-in
    K DiDz: folds
    Stakked: folds
    snyderman51: folds
    Fast4ward: calls 630
    WildBob182 said, "LOLZOZLZOZLZOLZZOLZOZLZOZLolozozlzozlzozlzlozolzl lzlzlzlzzolooooooooooooollllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzlooo oooooooooooolllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzlozlllllllllllll llllllllllzozlzzzozlz"
    *** FLOP *** [7h 3d Kd]
    WildBob182 said, "zlzolzzzozlz"
    WildBob182 said, "zzlzozlzzolzzlz"
    WildBob182 said, "zlzozlzlo"
    *** TURN *** [7h 3d Kd] [Jc]
    WildBob182 said, "lahahhaahahahahaha"
    *** RIVER *** [7h 3d Kd Jc] [5h]
    WildBob182 said, "Ahahaha"
    WildBob182 said, "I WIN LOZl"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Fast4ward: shows [Ac 7c] (a pair of Sevens)
    WildBob182: shows [Kc Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)
    WildBob182 collected 1785 from pot
    K DiDz said, "vnh wild"
    WildBob182 said, "lzolzz"
    snyderman51 said, "It's an act to get you off your game"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 1785 | Rake 0
    Board [7h 3d Kd Jc 5h]
    Seat 1: K DiDz (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Stakked (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 4: snyderman51 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: Hollister_AK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: derdirk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: Fast4ward showed [Ac 7c] and lost with a pair of Sevens
    Seat 10: WildBob182 showed [Kc Kh] and won (1785) with three of a kind, Kings
  4. #4
    OMFG OUFOLSK OA THIS

    PokerStars Game #3868297502: Tournament #19212471, Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2006/02/05 - 01:55:10 (ET)
    Table '19212471 1' Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: K DiDz (3280 in chips)
    Seat 3: Stakked (2275 in chips)
    Seat 4: snyderman51 (2570 in chips)
    Seat 5: Hollister_AK (1905 in chips)
    Seat 6: derdirk (1200 in chips)
    Seat 8: Fast4ward (2210 in chips)
    Seat 10: WildBob182 (1560 in chips)
    derdirk: posts small blind 100
    Fast4ward: posts big blind 200
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to WildBob182 [Kc Qd]
    WildBob182: raises 1360 to 1560 and is all-in
    K DiDz: folds
    Stakked: folds
    snyderman51: folds
    Hollister_AK: folds
    derdirk: calls 1100 and is all-in
    Fast4ward: folds
    WildBob182 said, "LOZLZOLZ"
    *** FLOP *** [7c 8s 4s]
    WildBob182 said, "LOLZOLZ"
    WildBob182 said, "HAHAHAHAHHAH"
    *** TURN *** [7c 8s 4s] [4c]
    *** RIVER *** [7c 8s 4s 4c] [Ac]
    WildBob182 said, "6T YO UFUCIN RULE DUDE"
    WildBob182 said, "OMG WTF"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    derdirk: shows [6c Tc] (a flush, Ace high)
    WildBob182: shows [Kc Qd] (a pair of Fours)
    WildBob182 said, "***DSINF"
    Stakked said, "ahahahahahahahahahhahahahah"
    derdirk collected 2600 from pot
    WildBob182 said, "YO FUCIN SUC KMAN"
    WildBob182 said, "WTF"
    WildBob182 said, "OSIHDF"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 2600 | Rake 0
    Board [7c 8s 4s 4c Ac]
    Seat 1: K DiDz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Stakked folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: snyderman51 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: Hollister_AK (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: derdirk (small blind) showed [6c Tc] and won (2600) with a flush, Ace high
    Seat 8: Fast4ward (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 10: WildBob182 showed [Kc Qd] and lost with a pair of Fours
  5. #5
    OMF GOJSGOWT GF

    PokerStars Game #3868302566: Tournament #19212471, Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2006/02/05 - 01:55:46 (ET)
    Table '19212471 1' Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 1: K DiDz (3280 in chips)
    Seat 3: Stakked (2275 in chips)
    Seat 4: snyderman51 (2570 in chips)
    Seat 5: Hollister_AK (1905 in chips)
    Seat 6: derdirk (2600 in chips)
    Seat 8: Fast4ward (2010 in chips)
    Seat 10: WildBob182 (360 in chips)
    Fast4ward: posts small blind 100
    WildBob182: posts big blind 200
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to WildBob182 [Th 5s]
    WildBob182 said, "MGOSMG"
    WildBob182 said, "OMFG"
    K DiDz: folds
    WildBob182 said, "WTF"
    WildBob182 said, "OSJFOJDF"
    Stakked: folds
    snyderman51: folds
    WildBob182 said, "z"
    Hollister_AK: folds
    derdirk: folds
    Fast4ward: calls 100
    WildBob182: raises 160 to 360 and is all-in
    Fast4ward: calls 160
    WildBob182 said, "SO FUCIN GASYA LOZLZOLZZZZZZZ"
    Stakked said, "beauty call derdirk"
    *** FLOP *** [7s 6h 5c]
    *** TURN *** [7s 6h 5c] [Kc]
    *** RIVER *** [7s 6h 5c Kc] [3d]
    WildBob182 said, "DERDICK YOU LIKE ****S YOU YOUR MONTU LOOZL"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Fast4ward: shows [Ah 4d] (a straight, Three to Seven)
    WildBob182: shows [Th 5s] (a pair of Fives)
    WildBob182 said, "OMG WTF"
    derdirk said, "no mann woman"
    Fast4ward collected 720 from pot
    snyderman51 said, "GOTTA LOVE IT NICE CATCH"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 720 | Rake 0
    Board [7s 6h 5c Kc 3d]
    Seat 1: K DiDz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Stakked folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: snyderman51 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: Hollister_AK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: derdirk (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: Fast4ward (small blind) showed [Ah 4d] and won (720) with a straight, Three to Seven
    Seat 10: WildBob182 (big blind) showed [Th 5s] and lost with a pair of Fives
  6. #6
    ahahah i bustoued onut of the other ygay on ebu tloka thi sloolzzz

    PokerStars Game #3868345464: Tournament #19213900, Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2006/02/05 - 02:00:53 (ET)
    Table '19213900 1' Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: scla69 (1500 in chips)
    Seat 2: WildBob182 (1490 in chips)
    Seat 3: jgoings (1660 in chips)
    Seat 4: SamArye (1480 in chips)
    Seat 5: no1cardman (1440 in chips)
    Seat 6: krazygrumps (1420 in chips)
    Seat 7: Reyalsnik (1590 in chips)
    Seat 8: djneb54 (1500 in chips)
    Seat 9: merped (1500 in chips)
    Seat 10: k-dog2525 (1420 in chips)
    SamArye: posts small blind 10
    no1cardman: posts big blind 20
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to WildBob182 [Js Ah]
    krazygrumps: calls 20
    Reyalsnik: folds
    djneb54: folds
    merped: folds
    WildBob182 said, "lkzol"
    WildBob182 said, "lhahhaha"
    WildBob182 said, "YO ugUSY SUCA"
    k-dog2525: calls 20
    scla69: raises 80 to 100
    WildBob182: raises 1390 to 1490 and is all-in
    jgoings: folds
    SamArye: folds
    no1cardman: folds
    krazygrumps: folds
    k-dog2525: calls 1400 and is all-in
    scla69: folds
    *** FLOP *** [7c Qc 3c]
    WildBob182 said, "OMG WTF K9"
    WildBob182 said, "UFC YOSUCk"
    *** TURN *** [7c Qc 3c] [6s]
    WildBob182 said, "DDE"
    *** RIVER *** [7c Qc 3c 6s] [5d]
    WildBob182 said, "EAT MY FUDCIN *** HONE"
    WildBob182 said, "LOLZ"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    k-dog2525: shows [9s Kd] (high card King)
    WildBob182: shows [Js Ah] (high card Ace)
    WildBob182 said, "BYE"
    WildBob182 said, "YBEYB"
    WildBob182 said, "EYE"
    WildBob182 said, "l;ozl"
    WildBob182 collected 2990 from pot
    WildBob182 said, "OM ****N DRUNK"
    WildBob182 said, "lzolz"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 2990 | Rake 0
    Board [7c Qc 3c 6s 5d]
    Seat 1: scla69 folded before Flop
    Seat 2: WildBob182 showed [Js Ah] and won (2990) with high card Ace
    Seat 3: jgoings (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: SamArye (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: no1cardman (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: krazygrumps folded before Flop
    Seat 7: Reyalsnik folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: djneb54 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: merped folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 10: k-dog2525 showed [9s Kd] and lost with high card King

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