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    Default Hahaaaaa

    >Yeaaaa

    I think this is aømu fisrt drunk post opn FTR ever!!!!!

    Im playing a ho0me game at my house, and the aonely player left is as gutge fish!" HU FTW BEiby!!!!!


    and holla!!"
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    HALV FISH!!
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    You could be passed out, face in the toilet and I think you could win a home game.
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    I is not fish!

    I won HU!

    My A40 > than his 98 o on Axx9 board! SHIP?TIT"!!
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    Also, I wirte in the wrong time (tense?( on purpose because I think Im fuynky. This is oprobably not correct but I choolse to do so anysaws.

    Hahah
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    oneoneone???
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    my cat is awesome



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    Your cat is sick, UG.

    What's also sick is that I feel that I've pretty much sobered up right now. It's been about an hour since my last post, I think this could be a record.

    Edit:
    to summarize: Stroking one out = no more el drunko.
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    playing with your dingy will make you go blind


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    HU 5$ SnG on stars anyone? I dont want to sleep yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    playing with your dingy will make you go blind
    This is true. I need glasses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    HU 5$ SnG on stars anyone? I dont want to sleep yet.
    I'd probably have no chance it'd be easier just to transfer $5


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    Heh, I actually transfered 5$ back to the first dude I played with. Gave him the url to ftr too, he seemes like a cool guy in chat .

    (yeah, I know, dont tap the glass, but meh.)
  14. #14
    that proves that you actually are still drunk


  15. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    HU 5$ SnG on stars anyone? I dont want to sleep yet.
    youre too scurrrrred to play me
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    lets gogogo
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    Ill play, borat4prez
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    Hey maybe we should get a 0.01/0.02 cash game going instead?

    Edit: cuz it's a real pain in the ass to get a HU SnG going without some random donk taking the other seat..
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    sit at a table and I'll find you
  20. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    Hey maybe we should get a 0.01/0.02 cash game going instead?

    Edit: cuz it's a real pain in the ass to get a HU SnG going without some random donk taking the other seat..
    i'll play


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    Osiris, gogo
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    Table Osiris
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    PokerStars Game #9659838369: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 01:10:36 (ET)
    Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: beswift59 ($5.65 in chips)
    Seat 2: tboneguy48 ($0.88 in chips)
    Seat 3: HalvSame ($9.13 in chips)
    Seat 4: geowal21 ($5 in chips)
    Seat 5: borat4prez ($4.61 in chips)
    beswift59: posts small blind $0.01
    tboneguy48: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to borat4prez [2d 9c]
    HalvSame: folds
    geowal21: folds
    borat4prez: raises $0.06 to $0.08
    beswift59: calls $0.07
    tony1318 leaves the table
    HalvSame said, "youd SO have stcked em"
    tboneguy48: calls $0.06
    *** FLOP *** [6s 4d Kh]
    borat4prez said, "i run sooo bad"
    beswift59: bets $0.02
    tboneguy48: calls $0.02
    HalvSame said, "btw borat; reload pl fish"
    borat4prez: raises $0.28 to $0.30
    beswift59: calls $0.28
    tboneguy48: folds
    *** TURN *** [6s 4d Kh] [7c]
    beswift59: checks
    borat4prez: bets $0.70
    beswift59: calls $0.70
    *** RIVER *** [6s 4d Kh 7c] [7h]
    beswift59: bets $0.20
    Mplunket joins the table at seat #6
    borat4prez: raises $1.20 to $1.40
    beswift59: calls $1.20
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    borat4prez: shows [2d 9c] (a pair of Sevens)
    beswift59: shows [Ad 4h] (two pair, Sevens and Fours)
    beswift59 collected $4.86 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $5.06 | Rake $0.20
    Board [6s 4d Kh 7c 7h]
    Seat 1: beswift59 (small blind) showed [Ad 4h] and won ($4.86) with two pair, Sevens and Fours
    Seat 2: tboneguy48 (big blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 3: HalvSame folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: geowal21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: borat4prez (button) showed [2d 9c] and lost with a pair of Sevens
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    PokerStars Game #9660059078: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 01:30:07 (ET)
    Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: pampero333 ($4.98 in chips)
    Seat 2: tboneguy48 ($2.35 in chips)
    Seat 3: HalvSame ($8.64 in chips)
    Seat 4: geowal21 ($4.97 in chips)
    Seat 5: borat4prez ($6.58 in chips)
    Seat 6: Mplunket ($4.36 in chips)
    Mplunket: posts small blind $0.01
    pampero333: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to geowal21 [Th Td]
    tboneguy48: folds
    HalvSame: folds
    geowal21: raises $0.06 to $0.08
    borat4prez: calls $0.08
    Mplunket: folds
    tboneguy48 said, "trying to bully me"
    borat4prez said, "is my coldcalling % 100 yet?"
    pampero333: folds
    *** FLOP *** [Qh 2c 8s]
    borat4prez said, "who is running PT?"
    geowal21: bets $0.15
    borat4prez: calls $0.15
    *** TURN *** [Qh 2c 8s] [6c]
    geowal21: bets $0.02
    borat4prez: calls $0.02
    *** RIVER *** [Qh 2c 8s 6c] [2d]
    geowal21: checks
    borat4prez: bets $0.02
    geowal21: calls $0.02
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    borat4prez: shows [Qd Ks] (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
    geowal21: mucks hand
    borat4prez collected $0.57 from pot
    borat4prez said, "expert value bet"
    geowal21 said, "misclickaments"
    borat4prez said, "extraction is key"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $0.57 | Rake $0
    Board [Qh 2c 8s 6c 2d]
    Seat 1: pampero333 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 2: tboneguy48 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: HalvSame folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: geowal21 mucked [Th Td]
    Seat 5: borat4prez (button) showed [Qd Ks] and won ($0.57) with two pair, Queens and Deuces
    Seat 6: Mplunket (small blind) folded before Flop


    I misclicked on turn, he let me off easy on river


  25. #25
    PokerStars Game #9660328658: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 01:56:17 (ET)
    Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: pampero333 ($7.54 in chips)
    Seat 2: Bejlmru ($4.84 in chips)
    Seat 3: HalvSame ($9.48 in chips)
    Seat 4: geowal21 ($4.97 in chips)
    Seat 5: borat4prez ($5.49 in chips)
    Seat 6: courtiebee ($4.92 in chips)
    courtiebee: posts small blind $0.01
    pampero333: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to geowal21 [As 6c]
    geowal21 said, "I am a nit in all of life"
    Bejlmru: folds
    HalvSame said, "hehe, I though you valuebet A hi"
    HalvSame: folds
    geowal21 said, "plus I can't get cards"
    HalvSame said, "A3 etc"
    geowal21: raises $0.04 to $0.06
    borat4prez: calls $0.06
    borat4prez said, "im having too much fun"
    courtiebee: calls $0.05
    pampero333: folds
    *** FLOP *** [Ad Ac 3d]
    borat4prez said, "i need to start trying"
    courtiebee: checks
    geowal21: bets $0.16
    borat4prez: calls $0.16
    courtiebee: calls $0.16
    *** TURN *** [Ad Ac 3d] [5c]
    courtiebee: checks
    geowal21: checks
    HalvSame said, "borat4prez: i need to stop trying"
    HalvSame said, "fyp"
    borat4prez: bets $0.45
    courtiebee: folds
    geowal21: calls $0.45
    *** RIVER *** [Ad Ac 3d 5c] [8d]
    geowal21: bets $4.30 and is all-in
    courtiebee said, "lol"
    HalvSame said, "not much chat going on with these other guys"
    borat4prez said, "serisouly"
    borat4prez said, "i have 8T"
    geowal21 said, "seriously"
    HalvSame said, "sup pampero, bejlmru"
    borat4prez said, "for realz?"
    HalvSame said, "vb"
    geowal21 said, "pleze let me win a pot"
    HalvSame said, "mraise AI oh wait"
    borat4prez said, "KdJd?"
    HalvSame said, "BOAT"
    HalvSame said, "haha call and get it over with"
    borat4prez: folds
    geowal21 collected $1.53 from pot
    HalvSame said, "thats what fish do"
    geowal21: doesn't show hand
    HalvSame said, "meh"
    courtiebee said, ""
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $1.58 | Rake $0.05
    Board [Ad Ac 3d 5c 8d]
    Seat 1: pampero333 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 2: Bejlmru folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: HalvSame folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: geowal21 collected ($1.53)
    Seat 5: borat4prez (button) folded on the River
    Seat 6: courtiebee (small blind) folded on the Turn


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    PokerStars Game #9660404795: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 02:04:12 (ET)
    Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: pampero333 ($7.46 in chips)
    Seat 2: Bejlmru ($4.77 in chips)
    Seat 3: HalvSame ($13.06 in chips)
    Seat 4: geowal21 ($5.80 in chips)
    Seat 5: borat4prez ($5 in chips)
    Seat 6: courtiebee ($5.68 in chips)
    Bejlmru: posts small blind $0.01
    HalvSame: posts big blind $0.02
    borat4prez: posts small blind $0.01
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to HalvSame [Kc Ad]
    geowal21: raises $0.04 to $0.06
    borat4prez: raises $0.14 to $0.20
    HalvSame said, "doing it now"
    borat4prez said, "<<<<Tilting"
    courtiebee: raises $0.52 to $0.72
    HalvSame said, "hey check my huge stack"
    pampero333: folds
    Bejlmru: folds
    courtiebee said, "so much $"
    borat4prez said, "do halv owns spenda"
    geowal21 said, "wtf my hand si good but not this good"
    HalvSame said, "Ima use it to wield terror over the peasants"
    borat4prez said, "just like gabe owns mass"
    HalvSame: raises $12.34 to $13.06 and is all-in
    courtiebee said, "WHY"
    borat4prez said, "what?"
    geowal21 said, "WTFA HOLES"
    HalvSame said, "haha UG has 99"
    courtiebee said, "should i call to see"
    borat4prez said, "UG opens 1 outta 20 hands"
    courtiebee said, "you wanna do it spenda"
    geowal21: folds
    borat4prez said, "i have KdJd"
    HalvSame said, "lies"
    courtiebee said, "oh **** one of my outs is gone"
    borat4prez said, "serio"
    borat4prez said, "that's such a squeeze"
    HalvSame said, "instacall?"
    borat4prez said, "courtiee has aces and it baiting me"
    HalvSame said, "instafold?"
    borat4prez: folds
    courtiebee said, "I'M INSTACALLING"
    courtiebee: calls $4.96 and is all-in
    *** FLOP *** [Js 3s 6s]
    courtiebee said, "wow a J"
    HalvSame said, "AAAAAAAAAAAA"
    borat4prez said, "nooooooooooooo"
    *** TURN *** [Js 3s 6s] [3h]
    *** RIVER *** [Js 3s 6s 3h] [2s]
    borat4prez said, "noooooooooooooooooo"
    borat4prez said, "damnit"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    HalvSame: shows [Kc Ad] (a pair of Threes)
    courtiebee: shows [Ah Jc] (two pair, Jacks and Threes)
    courtiebee collected $11.09 from pot
    borat4prez said, "zomg"
    courtiebee said, "LOLZ"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $11.64 | Rake $0.55
    Board [Js 3s 6s 3h 2s]
    Seat 1: pampero333 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: Bejlmru (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 3: HalvSame (big blind) showed [Kc Ad] and lost with a pair of Threes
    Seat 4: geowal21 folded before Flop
    Seat 5: borat4prez folded before Flop
    Seat 6: courtiebee showed [Ah Jc] and won ($11.09) with two pair, Jacks and Threes

    RIGGED
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    holla I suck at poker and life


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    Build an image and exploit it to get paid off with the NUT FLUSH!!!!!

    PokerStars Game #9660622139: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 02:28:10 (ET)
    Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 2: Bejlmru ($4.45 in chips)
    Seat 3: HalvSame ($4.98 in chips)
    Seat 4: geowal21 ($6.45 in chips)
    Seat 5: borat4prez ($5.38 in chips)
    Seat 6: courtiebee ($19.31 in chips)
    HalvSame: posts small blind $0.01
    geowal21: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to HalvSame [Ah 7d]
    borat4prez said, "almost called"
    borat4prez: folds
    courtiebee said, "i folded AT"
    borat4prez said, "NOT"
    HalvSame said, "I thought I was VBing"
    courtiebee said, "that's why you no flop"
    borat4prez said, "i had AT"
    courtiebee: folds
    Bejlmru: calls $0.02
    HalvSame said, "3pop me george"
    HalvSame: raises $0.10 to $0.12
    geowal21: calls $0.10
    Bejlmru: folds
    *** FLOP *** [3h Qh 7s]
    HalvSame said, "meh"
    HalvSame said, "never"
    HalvSame: bets $0.20
    geowal21: calls $0.20
    *** TURN *** [3h Qh 7s] [2h]
    HalvSame: checks
    geowal21: bets $0.74
    HalvSame: calls $0.74
    *** RIVER *** [3h Qh 7s 2h] [Jh]
    HalvSame: bets $3.92 and is all-in
    geowal21: calls $3.92
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    HalvSame: shows [Ah 7d] (a flush, Ace high)
    geowal21: mucks hand
    HalvSame said, "thx"
    HalvSame collected $9.53 from pot
    courtiebee said, "damn"
    borat4prez said, "yes"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $9.98 | Rake $0.45
    Board [3h Qh 7s 2h Jh]
    Seat 2: Bejlmru (button) folded before Flop
    Seat 3: HalvSame (small blind) showed [Ah 7d] and won ($9.53) with a flush, Ace high
    Seat 4: geowal21 (big blind) mucked [Kh Qd]
    Seat 5: borat4prez folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: courtiebee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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    Only douchebag's say "thx"
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    oh dear. I know that. Im sorry. I really am.
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    PokerStars Game #9660946443: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 03:08:20 (ET)
    Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 1: Lukieplaya ($40.45 in chips)
    Seat 2: Bejlmru ($5.10 in chips)
    Seat 3: HalvSame ($4.99 in chips)
    Seat 4: geowal21 ($10.17 in chips)
    Seat 5: courtiebee ($20.25 in chips)
    Seat 6: amarn ($3.87 in chips)
    Lukieplaya: posts small blind $0.01
    Bejlmru: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Lukieplaya [3s 2h]
    HalvSame: raises $4.97 to $4.99 and is all-in
    geowal21: folds
    courtiebee: folds
    amarn: folds
    Lukieplaya: calls $4.98
    HalvSame said, "where did my last cent go"
    Bejlmru: folds
    *** FLOP *** [5h 8h 6s]
    HalvSame said, ""
    *** TURN *** [5h 8h 6s] [2s]
    *** RIVER *** [5h 8h 6s 2s] [Jh]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Lukieplaya: shows [3s 2h] (a pair of Deuces)
    HalvSame: mucks hand
    Lukieplaya collected $9.50 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $10 | Rake $0.50
    Board [5h 8h 6s 2s Jh]
    Seat 1: Lukieplaya (small blind) showed [3s 2h] and won ($9.50) with a pair of Deuces
    Seat 2: Bejlmru (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 3: HalvSame mucked [3c Ah]
    Seat 4: geowal21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: courtiebee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: amarn (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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    damn, basically i just took all of halvsame's money that i won running good at flips and sent it all to courtie

    PokerStars Game #9661039792: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 03:20:51 (ET)
    Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 1: Lukieplaya ($48.08 in chips)
    Seat 2: Bejlmru ($4.71 in chips)
    Seat 3: HalvSame ($5 in chips)
    Seat 4: geowal21 ($9.96 in chips)
    Seat 5: courtiebee ($17.85 in chips)
    Seat 6: amarn ($7.63 in chips)
    courtiebee said, "er"
    Lukieplaya: posts small blind $0.01
    Bejlmru: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Lukieplaya [9c 3c]
    HalvSame: raises $0.06 to $0.08
    geowal21: folds
    courtiebee: calls $0.08
    Lukieplaya said, "stupid fake block bet with the nuts"
    amarn: folds
    Lukieplaya: raises $48 to $48.08 and is all-in
    Bejlmru: folds
    HalvSame said, "haha this is sooooooo high variance "
    HalvSame: calls $4.92 and is all-in
    courtiebee: calls $17.77 and is all-in
    *** FLOP *** [4d 6d Qh]
    HalvSame said, "I need to chip up"
    HalvSame said, "hold?"
    *** TURN *** [4d 6d Qh] [5d]
    *** RIVER *** [4d 6d Qh 5d] [4h]
    courtiebee said, "i win"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Lukieplaya: shows [9c 3c] (a pair of Fours)
    courtiebee: shows [Ad 9d] (a flush, Ace high)
    courtiebee collected $24.45 from side pot
    HalvSame: mucks hand
    HalvSame said, "MEH"
    courtiebee collected $14.27 from main pot
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    LuKie StyLe 3 (3:09:01 AM): i have 3 highLuKie StyLe 3 (3:09:07 AM): i need a 4 damnitcourtiebee (3:09:14 AM): LOLSend Message Failed. Message is too long.LuKie StyLe 3 (3:28:57 AM): PokerStars Game #9661085007: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 03:27:08 (ET)
    Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: Lukieplaya ($90.25 in chips)
    Seat 2: Bejlmru ($4.95 in chips)
    Seat 3: HalvSame ($5 in chips)
    Seat 4: geowal21 ($1 in chips)
    Seat 5: courtiebee ($5 in chips)
    Seat 6: amarn ($4.98 in chips)
    amarn: posts small blind $0.01
    Lukieplaya: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Lukieplaya [6s 3c]
    Bejlmru: folds
    Lukieplaya said, "<3"
    HalvSame: folds
    geowal21: raises $0.98 to $1 and is all-in
    courtiebee: raises $4 to $5 and is all-in
    HalvSame said, "short stack strat ftw"
    amarn: calls $4.97 and is all-in
    courtiebee said, "uh oh"
    courtiebee said, "we're dead"
    courtiebee said, "lol"
    Lukieplaya said, "ok the nit went all in"
    courtiebee said, "k look"
    HalvSame said, "insta ccall"
    Lukieplaya said, "do we know him?"
    courtiebee said, "i lose"
    courtiebee said, "no"
    courtiebee said, "lol"
    Lukieplaya: folds
    *** FLOP *** [4h 5d 2c]
    Lukieplaya said, "OMG"
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    PokerStars Game #9661118866: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 03:31:53 (ET)
    Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: Lukieplaya ($98.41 in chips)
    Seat 2: Bejlmru ($9.45 in chips)
    Seat 3: HalvSame ($9.48 in chips)
    Seat 4: geowal21 ($4.95 in chips)
    Seat 5: courtiebee ($4.97 in chips)
    Seat 6: amarn ($2.17 in chips)
    HalvSame: posts small blind $0.01
    geowal21: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Lukieplaya [6h 3d]
    Bejlmru said, "ty"
    courtiebee: raises $4.95 to $4.97 and is all-in
    amarn: folds
    HalvSame said, "finally you doubled up!"
    HalvSame said, "gj"
    Lukieplaya: raises $93.44 to $98.41 and is all-in
    Bejlmru: folds
    HalvSame: calls $9.47 and is all-in
    courtiebee said, "hahah how many hours"
    geowal21: folds
    courtiebee said, "god i'm dead"
    *** FLOP *** [4c 8d Jd]
    Lukieplaya said, "ok revenge with 63"
    *** TURN *** [4c 8d Jd] [6s]
    *** RIVER *** [4c 8d Jd 6s] [Kh]
    HalvSame said, "7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 77777777777777777"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    HalvSame: shows [Th 9s] (high card King)
    Lukieplaya: shows [6h 3d] (a pair of Sixes)
    Lukieplaya collected $8.57 from side pot
    courtiebee: mucks hand
    HalvSame said, "cry"
    Lukieplaya collected $14.23 from main pot
    Lukieplaya said, "haha"
    courtiebee said, "wtf"
    courtiebee said, "seriously"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $23.95 Main pot $14.23. Side pot $8.57. | Rake $1.15
    Board [4c 8d Jd 6s Kh]
    Seat 1: Lukieplaya showed [6h 3d] and won ($22.80) with a pair of Sixes
    Seat 2: Bejlmru (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: HalvSame (small blind) showed [Th 9s] and lost with high card King
    Seat 4: geowal21 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: courtiebee mucked [As 4d]
    Seat 6: amarn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
  35. #35
    pretty much lukie is going all in and winning every time

    it's awesome to lose money to a hot guy


  36. #36
    lol

    Lukie -- $115
    Courtie -- $27
    UG -- $35
    HalvSame -- BUSTO


  37. #37
    PokerStars Game #9661443124: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 04:19:20 (ET)
    Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: Lukieplaya ($117.27 in chips)
    Seat 2: hatje ($5 in chips)
    Seat 3: MewsicLovr ($5.60 in chips)
    Seat 4: geowal21 ($34.18 in chips)
    Seat 5: courtiebee ($26.63 in chips)
    Seat 6: foopeg ($0.90 in chips)
    MewsicLovr: posts small blind $0.01
    geowal21: posts big blind $0.02
    Lukieplaya: posts small & big blinds $0.03
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to geowal21 [Kd Ad]
    courtiebee: folds
    foopeg: folds
    Lukieplaya said, "500k from the mafia that i ran up gambling, long story"
    Lukieplaya: raises $117.24 to $117.26 and is all-in
    hatje: folds
    MewsicLovr: folds
    Lukieplaya said, "george call with Q7 or better"
    geowal21: calls $34.16 and is all-in
    *** FLOP *** [4c Qd Qs]
    *** TURN *** [4c Qd Qs] [Ac]
    *** RIVER *** [4c Qd Qs Ac] [9d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    geowal21: shows [Kd Ad] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
    Lukieplaya: mucks hand
    geowal21 collected $65.38 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $68.38 | Rake $3
    Board [4c Qd Qs Ac 9d]
    Seat 1: Lukieplaya mucked [Kc 4d]
    Seat 2: hatje (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: MewsicLovr (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 4: geowal21 (big blind) showed [Kd Ad] and won ($65.38) with two pair, Aces and Queens
    Seat 5: courtiebee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: foopeg folded before Flop (didn't bet)


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    george thought so long there about folding, either he was slowrolling with the NUTS or he was honestly considering folding

    stupid stupid stupid
  39. #39
    GeoWal21 (1:20:12 AM): I have AKs
    courtiebee (1:19:45 AM): but isn't that slightly inconsiderate of me?
    GeoWal21 (1:20:14 AM): thoughts?
    courtiebee (1:19:47 AM): gogogo
    courtiebee (1:19:49 AM): instacall
    courtiebee (1:19:55 AM): oh jeez
    courtiebee (1:19:58 AM): oooh
    GeoWal21 (1:20:34 AM): woot
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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  40. #40
    PokerStars Game #9661519725: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 04:31:12 (ET)
    Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 2: hatje ($5.14 in chips)
    Seat 3: MewsicLovr ($4.76 in chips)
    Seat 4: geowal21 ($65.25 in chips)
    Seat 5: courtiebee ($52.48 in chips)
    Seat 6: foopeg ($0.39 in chips)
    MewsicLovr: posts small blind $0.01
    geowal21: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to courtiebee [Ah Ad]
    courtiebee: raises $0.08 to $0.10
    foopeg: folds
    hatje: folds
    MewsicLovr: folds
    geowal21: raises $0.88 to $0.98
    courtiebee: raises $51.50 to $52.48 and is all-in
    geowal21: folds
    courtiebee collected $1.97 from pot
    courtiebee: doesn't show hand
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $1.97 | Rake $0
    Seat 2: hatje (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: MewsicLovr (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 4: geowal21 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: courtiebee collected ($1.97)
    Seat 6: foopeg folded before Flop (didn't bet)


    GeoWal21 (1:32:20 AM): wtf do you have here?
    courtiebee (1:31:58 AM): wtf do YOU have?
    courtiebee (1:32:00 AM): just fold :P
    GeoWal21 (1:32:32 AM): KK
    GeoWal21 (1:32:34 AM): what do you have
    courtiebee (1:32:09 AM): AA, fold
    courtiebee (1:32:10 AM): lol
    GeoWal21 (1:32:42 AM): really?
    courtiebee (1:32:30 AM): ps is trying to see if we're colluding
    GeoWal21 (1:33:00 AM): AA really
    courtiebee (1:32:35 AM): i shouldn't have pushed lol
    GeoWal21 (1:33:18 AM): no that's the only hand I put you on when you pushed, but shit...........
    courtiebee (1:32:57 AM): rigged
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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  41. #41
    er let me get this right, lukiw won $115 playtong like .02bb? thats over 50 buyins right? new record?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    lol

    Lukie -- $115
    Courtie -- $27
    UG -- $35
    HalvSame -- BUSTO
    Moving up to chase losses = good gambling. Proof:

    PokerStars Game #9661261831: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/04/29 - 03:52:12 (ET)
    Table 'Alkimos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 4: HalvSame ($100 in chips)
    Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($100 in chips)
    HalvSame said, "lemme have em leeee"
    HalvSame said, "u2u2"
    HalvSame: posts small blind $0.50
    Lukieplaya: posts big blind $1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to HalvSame [5s Ts]
    HalvSame: raises $99 to $100 and is all-in
    Lukieplaya: calls $99 and is all-in
    *** FLOP *** [7h 4h 5d]
    *** TURN *** [7h 4h 5d] [6h]
    HalvSame said, "pairrrr"
    *** RIVER *** [7h 4h 5d 6h] [2h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Lukieplaya: shows [Qh 8d] (a flush, Queen high)
    HalvSame: mucks hand
    Lukieplaya collected $199 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $200 | Rake $1
    Board [7h 4h 5d 6h 2h 7h 4h 5d 6h 2h]
    Seat 4: HalvSame (button) (small blind) mucked [5s Ts]
    Seat 5: Lukieplaya (big blind) showed [Qh 8d] and won ($199) with a flush, Queen high



    PokerStars Game #9661264884: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/04/29 - 03:52:39 (ET)
    Table 'Alkimos' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 4: HalvSame ($100 in chips)
    Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($199 in chips)
    HalvSame said, "meh"
    Lukieplaya: posts small blind $0.50
    HalvSame: posts big blind $1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to HalvSame [7h 5d]
    Lukieplaya: raises $198 to $199 and is all-in
    HalvSame: calls $99 and is all-in
    *** FLOP *** [5s 8c 6d]
    Lukieplaya said, "i won with it earlier!"
    DC888888 joins the table at seat #1
    Lukieplaya said, "nut low hyachachach"
    *** TURN *** [5s 8c 6d] [Qc]
    *** RIVER *** [5s 8c 6d Qc] [9c]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    HalvSame: shows [7h 5d] (a straight, Five to Nine)
    Lukieplaya: mucks hand
    HalvSame collected $199 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $200 | Rake $1
    Board [5s 8c 6d Qc 9c]
    Seat 4: HalvSame (big blind) showed [7h 5d] and won ($199) with a straight, Five to Nine
    Seat 5: Lukieplaya (button) (small blind) mucked [2h 3s]



    PokerStars Game #9661268044: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/04/29 - 03:53:07 (ET)
    Table 'Alkimos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 4: HalvSame ($199 in chips)
    Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($100 in chips)
    HalvSame: posts small blind $0.50
    Lukieplaya said, "dc88888 sit out plz"
    Lukieplaya: posts big blind $1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to HalvSame [Kc Ks]
    Lukieplaya said, "err nvm"
    raiseeydaisy joins the table at seat #6
    HalvSame: raises $198 to $199 and is all-in
    Lukieplaya: calls $99 and is all-in
    *** FLOP *** [3h Th Ah]
    raiseeydaisy is sitting out
    HalvSame said, "KK"
    Lukieplaya said, "NUT DRAW"
    *** TURN *** [3h Th Ah] [9d]
    *** RIVER *** [3h Th Ah 9d] [6s]
    raiseeydaisy said, "is this flip for 100 time"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Lukieplaya: shows [3c Kh] (a pair of Threes)
    HalvSame: shows [Kc Ks] (a pair of Kings)
    Lukieplaya said, "grrrr"
    HalvSame collected $199 from pot
    Lukieplaya said, "nh"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $200 | Rake $1
    Board [3h Th Ah 9d 6s]
    Seat 4: HalvSame (button) (small blind) showed [Kc Ks] and won ($199) with a pair of Kings
    Seat 5: Lukieplaya (big blind) showed [3c Kh] and lost with a pair of Threes
  43. #43
    dang i shouldnt have went to bed
  44. #44
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    lol

    Lukie -- $115
    Courtie -- $27
    UG -- $35
    HalvSame -- BUSTO
    Spenda-- cashbroke or I woulda stayed
  45. #45
    Check out the new blog!!!
  46. #46
    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    oh dear. I know that. Im sorry. I really am.
    Hah, I actually got kind of pissed when you said "thx" and mentioned something about your image paying off.......I had a K-high flush, that's the nutz dammit!

    That was fun, although I am hurting today because of it (drank way too much last night)


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    Haha, I was running PAHUD so knew you had the K. Was just trying to make fun, and if it tilted you even only slightly then it was totally worth it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaulPaul
    er let me get this right, lukiw won $115 playtong like .02bb? thats over 50 buyins right? new record?
    ha well i lost like $50 of that at the end in pots to george and courtie, plus i lost 100 flipping with that luckbox halv
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    <3

    i say we go to like 2/4 and just flip all day
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    My stars roll is 1200 dollars. Would have been a short day :P
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    Besides, who need to flip when you can just outplay your opponents?

    POKERSTARS GAME #9660968385: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 03:11:13 (ET)
    Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 1: Lukieplaya ($45.44 in chips)
    Seat 2: Bejlmru ($4.87 in chips)
    Seat 3: HalvSame ($5.46 in chips)
    Seat 4: geowal21 ($10.02 in chips)
    Seat 5: courtiebee ($19.65 in chips)
    Seat 6: amarn ($3.84 in chips)
    Lukieplaya: posts small blind $0.01
    Bejlmru: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to HalvSame [5h Kc]
    HalvSame: calls $0.02
    geowal21: folds
    Lukieplaya said, "damn good call"
    courtiebee: folds
    amarn: folds
    Lukieplaya: raises $0.10 to $0.12
    Bejlmru: folds
    HalvSame: calls $0.10
    *** FLOP *** [Qh Ah 9d]
    courtiebee said, "grr"
    Lukieplaya: bets $0.20
    HalvSame: calls $0.20
    *** TURN *** [Qh Ah 9d] [Qc]
    Lukieplaya: checks
    HalvSame: bets $0.50
    Lukieplaya: calls $0.50
    *** RIVER *** [Qh Ah 9d Qc] [9s]
    Lukieplaya: checks
    HalvSame: bets $1.30
    Lukieplaya said, "arrrgggh"
    Lukieplaya said, "you have something stupid like KQ or QJ"
    Lukieplaya said, "stupid stupid stuipd"
    Lukieplaya: folds
    HalvSame said, "board goot?"
    HalvSame collected $1.61 from pot
    HalvSame: shows [5h Kc] (two pair, Queens and Nines)
    courtiebee said, "hahaha"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $1.66 | Rake $0.05
    Board [Qh Ah 9d Qc 9s]
    Seat 1: Lukieplaya (small blind) folded on the River
    Seat 2: Bejlmru (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 3: HalvSame collected ($1.61)
    Seat 4: geowal21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: courtiebee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: amarn (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

    HalvSame said, ":P"
    Lukieplaya said, "damn i had an ace akfdjalkdfjsjajj"
    courtiebee said, "niiice"
    HalvSame said, "hyachach"
    Lukieplaya said, "u were playing too normal"
    Lukieplaya said, "lol"
    geowal21 said, "hahah bizhsh!"
    HalvSame said, "lol"
    HalvSame said, "I was trapping"
    HalvSame said, "really thought I had the best hand on turn tho"
    HalvSame said, ":P"
    Lukieplaya said, "ha"

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