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  1. 08-18-2010 11:45 AM #1
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    Default The Haiku thread

    Haikus itt, possibly even poker related

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  2. 08-18-2010 11:48 AM #2
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  3. 08-18-2010 12:13 PM #3
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    [00:30] <daven> yep
    [00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
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    Haiku yet I see
    As bare as winter here
    First, anyone?
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  8. 08-18-2010 01:07 PM #8
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    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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  9. 08-18-2010 01:46 PM #9
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    Spoon fail haiku
    Read the form again, sir
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    Fail in above post 5
    Start this thread without Haiku 7
    Oh no he didn't 5
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    Quote Originally Posted by NobleTruths View Post
    Haiku yet I see 5
    As bare as winter here 6
    First, anyone? 4
    first incorrect imo
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  15. 08-18-2010 02:25 PM #15
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    Haiku - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Haiku... is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 moras (or on), in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 moras respectively.[1] Although haiku are often stated to have 17 syllables,[2] this is inaccurate as syllables and moras are not the same.
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    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    Fail in above post
    Start this thread without Haiku
    Oh no he didn't
    Isn't fail 2 syllables?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    Isn't fail 2 syllables?
    fail fail fail fail fail
    fail fail fail fail fail fail fail
    fail fail fail fail fail
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    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    Isn't fail 2 syllables?
    Only if you speak engrish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Only if you speak engrish.
    Well I am Canadian so...
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    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    Haiku - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Haiku... is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 moras (or on), in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 moras respectively.[1] Although haiku are often stated to have 17 syllables,[2] this is inaccurate as syllables and moras are not the same.
    A wise voice spoke
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    Haikus are stupid
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    a four on the river...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
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    [00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
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    Haiku dialogue
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
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    Thankyou Ryokan
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    I see you driving
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