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  1. #1
    bikes's Avatar
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    I wrote a pack of filthy limericks just so i'd be eligible.

    There once was a man named trebeck
    who had the world's tiniest dick!
  2. #2
    a four on the river...
    broken mouse pieces,
    make patterns on my floor
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    Quote Originally Posted by ryokan View Post
    a four on the river...
    broken mouse pieces,
    make patterns on my floor
    quote the raven, 'nevermore'
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by ryokan View Post
    a four on the river...
    broken mouse pieces,
    make patterns on my floor
    jesus christ your avatar omfg
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    Dear haiku haters
    Does your penis reach your ass?
    Then go fuck yourself
    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    jesus christ your avatar omfg
    kazuki asou
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    Quote Originally Posted by ryokan View Post
    kazuki asou
    i'm pretty sure i just beat my dick to death
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    i'm pretty sure i just beat my dick to death
    interesting haiku

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