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  1. 08-18-2010 04:18 PM #1
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  2. 08-18-2010 05:01 PM #2
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    a four on the river...
    broken mouse pieces,
    make patterns on my floor
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  3. 08-18-2010 06:35 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by ryokan View Post
    a four on the river...
    broken mouse pieces,
    make patterns on my floor
    quote the raven, 'nevermore'
    LOL OPERATIONS
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  4. 08-18-2010 07:08 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by ryokan View Post
    a four on the river...
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    jesus christ your avatar omfg
    http://www.potentialeight.com

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  5. 08-19-2010 03:42 AM #5
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    Dear haiku haters
    Does your penis reach your ass?
    Then go fuck yourself
    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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  6. 08-19-2010 01:07 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    jesus christ your avatar omfg
    kazuki asou
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  7. 08-19-2010 04:17 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by ryokan View Post
    kazuki asou
    i'm pretty sure i just beat my dick to death
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  8. 08-19-2010 04:20 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    i'm pretty sure i just beat my dick to death
    interesting haiku
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