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Has anyone made a vodka watermelon before?

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  1. 09-08-2008 05:34 PM #1
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    Default Has anyone made a vodka watermelon before?

    You just cut a hole in it and funnel the stuff in and let it absorb right? How long does it take to make?
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  2. 09-08-2008 05:36 PM #2
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    not worth the effort imo. jello shots instead.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    i did it and it was a disaster
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    cherries
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    Default Re: Has anyone made a vodka watermelon before?

    Make sure you rotate it often for even vodkavation.
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  6. 09-08-2008 06:13 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    jello shots instead.
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  7. 09-08-2008 06:19 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    i did it and it was a disaster
    what happened?
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    we did it all the time in college

    I can't remember exactly how but it usually worked ok
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  9. 09-08-2008 06:43 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    not worth the effort imo. jello shots instead.
    I like making them jigglers using 3 packs of the mix.
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  10. 09-08-2008 09:46 PM #10
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    It didn't work for us. Like 90% tasted like normal watermelon, then one guy got a piece that put him on his ass. Probably need to let it sit for more than a few hours.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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  11. 09-08-2008 09:48 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    It didn't work for us. Like 90% tasted like normal watermelon, then one guy got a piece that put him on his ass. Probably need to let it sit for more than a few hours.
    I've been reading about it online and most sites say that you're supposed to do it slowly over the course of a week. I think I'm gonna buy one tomorrow for this weekend. That is hilarious though.
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    1. obtain bottle filled with vodka
    2. drink the fucking vodka
    3. repeat
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    cherries
    this, if you insist on fruitifing what is a perfectly good food group on its own

    we call 'em atomic cherries

    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    1. obtain bottle filled with vodka
    2. drink the fucking vodka
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    simple, straightforward, booze like God intended

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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    1. obtain bottle filled with vodka
    2. drink the fucking vodka
    3. repeat
    1. flomo enters mess of a thread
    2. flomo lays down no-nonsense approach; listen to this guy's advice
    3. repeat
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    we did this with everclear once. do not want again.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    1. obtain bottle filled with vodka
    2. drink the fucking vodka
    3. repeat
    1. flomo enters mess of a thread
    2. flomo lays down no-nonsense approach; listen to this guy's advice
    3. repeat
    Excellent posts, you two, and with that...



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    - cut hole...approx 3 inches deep (assuming a large melon)
    - I put 1/2 a 26'r of vodka for a BEFORE MEAL start to teh party
    - Put in fridge for TWENTY FOUR HOURS. Let it sit overnight. You don't do it a few hours later.

    If you DO want to get hardcore, do rotate it (as stated above) throughout the night. I didn't, and we were smashed.

    Next night, enjoy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    1. obtain bottle filled with vodka
    2. drink the fucking vodka
    3. repeat
    1. flomo enters mess of a thread
    2. flomo lays down no-nonsense approach; listen to this guy's advice
    3. repeat
    Excellent posts, you two, and with that...

    "make like a tree, and get outta here!"

    it's supposed to be "stick a fork in him, he's done"

    I believe I last used the phrase over a year ago referring to LeCharles Bentley.
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  19. 09-08-2008 11:47 PM #19
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    We make jungle juice at our parties. Submerge a shitload of fruit, citruis, cherries, anything tropical really in a bunch of alcohol, Just about every type too. Jack, Jim, Vodka, you name it. Then eat the fruit.

    Worst night of my fucking life man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4
    We make jungle juice at our parties. Submerge a shitload of fruit, citruis, cherries, anything tropical really in a bunch of alcohol, Just about every type too. Jack, Jim, Vodka, you name it. Then eat the fruit.

    Worst night of my fucking life man.
    this is def. the best way to do it.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    we've done it but we had a needle
    Mainlining vodka watermelon is definitely the way to go.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4
    We make jungle juice at our parties. Submerge a shitload of fruit, citruis, cherries, anything tropical really in a bunch of alcohol, Just about every type too. Jack, Jim, Vodka, you name it. Then eat the fruit.
    My Grandparents used to do this every Christmas. You can believe I was stealing orange slices at 6 years old.

    On my ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    we've done it but we had a needle
    Mainlining vodka watermelon is definitely the way to go.
    This one time, at band camp, a guy did this and had a watermelon seed go straight to his heart.

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