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  1. 02-10-2006 01:45 PM #1
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    Default Has valentine's day hit a new low?

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  2. 02-10-2006 01:53 PM #2
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  3. 02-10-2006 01:59 PM #3
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    Sombody with a gf please give them this and report back with a reaction. You know it would be funny.
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  4. 02-10-2006 03:39 PM #4
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    Since when was a holiday started by hallmark ever high? It's been nothing but low.
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    Aww... Is Bigred feeling kinda lonely this time of year...
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  7. 02-10-2006 04:08 PM #7
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    How about giving your girlfriend a gift basket including the UB gift card, some playboys and porn videos, star wars DVDs, condoms, cigars, and an ex con serial killer named "Pippy". Tell her you wanna watch Pippy have sex with her while choking her at the same time. It will make the orgasm more intense based on fear of dying.

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    I had a gf two years ago and I gave her a toilet seat that I found on the construction site I worked on at the time.

    Good thing she saw the funny side n I gave her some other shit a few hours later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    How about giving your girlfriend a gift basket including the UB gift card, some playboys and porn videos, star wars DVDs, condoms, cigars, and an ex con serial killer named "Pippy". Tell her you wanna watch Pippy have sex with her while choking her at the same time. It will make the orgasm more intense based on fear of dying.

    Disclaimer: Murder and violence are bad. Pippy is a funny name for a serial killer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    How about giving your girlfriend a gift basket including the UB gift card, some playboys and porn videos, star wars DVDs, condoms, cigars, and an ex con serial killer named "Pippy". Tell her you wanna watch Pippy have sex with her while choking her at the same time. It will make the orgasm more intense based on fear of dying.

    Disclaimer: Murder and violence are bad. Pippy is a funny name for a serial killer.
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