Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
How about giving your girlfriend a gift basket including the UB gift card, some playboys and porn videos, star wars DVDs, condoms, cigars, and an ex con serial killer named "Pippy". Tell her you wanna watch Pippy have sex with her while choking her at the same time. It will make the orgasm more intense based on fear of dying.

Disclaimer: Murder and violence are bad. Pippy is a funny name for a serial killer.
When Im filthy rich, Ill be contacting you. Ill need a good jester after all...