Here is a joke..

[Estrop]

Ok, Saint Peter is interviewing people in line to get into heaven. He's had a long day, so he decides to just let one last person in today. So he declares: "the person with the most ironic death gets into heaven today"

So, the first guy tells his story: "Ok, I live on the 30th floor of a high-rise apartment building, and I have a beautiful wife who I suspected was cheating on me. So, one day I decide to come home early for work and check in on her, and sure enough, there she is in our bedroom naked and sweating. So I start screaming 'Where is he!?!? tell me so I can kill him!!!' And I run around the apartment looking for him, when I finally go out on the balcony, and sure enough, there's a man hanging there begging for his life. So, I start jumping up and down on his hands to get him to let go. He finally does, falls 30 stories, and miraculously lands on the awining in front of the building, bouncing harmlessly into the bushes! So, furious, I grab the heaviest thing I can find, our refridgerator, and lob it off the side of the building, squishing him flat! it was great! But, when the adrenaline wore off, I fell over dead from a heart attack!"

Saint Peter thought it over and agreed, that was pretty bad, and ironic. So, he asks the next guy "what's your story"

He goes: "ok, I live on the 31st floor of a high rise apartment building. In fact, my apartment is the entire floor becasue I was a very wealthy man. Well, I like to keep in shape by jogging around the balcony of the building, when sure enough, I slipped and went over the edge. But, I am in great shape, so I was able to grab the ledge of the balcony one floor below me. I'm hanging there calling for help, when this enraged, red-faced man starts jumping on my hands screaming for me to die! I'm begging him to stop and help me when I just couldnt' take it anymore and let go. I fell 30 stories! but by some miracle, I bounced off the awning and into some bushes. I was laying there, thanking God for sparing me, when I look up and here comes a refridgerator to squash me flat!"

Saint Peter thinks about it for a minute, and agrees, there's not much that could top that. But, he asks the last guy in line anyway, "what's your story"

The guy says: "picture this, I'm naked and in a refridgerator..."

[Wolverine42]

pretty good if I do say so myself. I got on for you:

On a tour of Texas the Pope decided to take a couple of days off and visit the coastal area for some sight seeing.
He was cruising along the seawall on Galveston Isle in his Pope mobile when he suddenly he notices a frantic commotion just off the shore.
There was John Kerry struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25ft shark.
As the Pope watched horrified, a speedboat came racing up with two men aboard.
One of the men, President George W Bush quickly fired a harpoon into the sharks side while Dick Cheney reached out and pulled the bleeding, Semi-concious John Kerry from the Water.
Then using (autographed Round Rock Express) baseball bats, the heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach.
"I give you my blessing for your brave actions" the Pope told them.
"I heard that there was some bitter hatred between President Bush and John Kerry, but now I see with my own eyes that this is not true"
As the Pope drove off President Bush asked "Dick, Who was that?"
"It was the Pope," Dick replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has all of gods wisdom."
"Well," President Bush said,"he may have access to all of God's wisdom, but he doesn't know shit about shark fishing......hows the bait holding up?"