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  1. #1
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    Default Hi

    Post this in ur web browser now

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    javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.tan(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+ "px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+" px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);
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    It is cool and trippyyyyy
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    Default Re: Hi

    I was half expecting my comptuer to blow up, but I decided to put it anyway. And it actually is pretty cool. I'm going to play around with the code and see if I can make interesting variations on the theme.
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    Default Re: Hi

    Here's one.
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    javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("a"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.tan(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+ "px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+" px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);
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    i like when avatars move
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    cyber y/n/m?


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    lol now all i need is some A C I D
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    Okay, now here's a good variation of the original:

    javascript=document.getElementsByTagName("img");L=D.length;X =[];Y=[];Z=[];A=[];B=[];for(i=0;i-L;i++){X[i]=Math.random()*200+10;Y[i]=Math.random()*6;Z[i]=Math.random()/5; A[i]=0;B[i]=0;p=D[i];while(p=p.offsetParent){B[i]+=p.offsetLeft;A[i]+=p.offsetTop;}}function R(){for(i=0;i-L;i++){S=D[i].style;S.position='absolute';S.top=A[i]+X[i]*Math.sin(Y[i]);S.left=B[i]+X[i]*Math.cos(Y[i]);Y[i]+=Z[i];}}setInterval('R()',5);void(0);

    {EDIT: Fixed code to make it work in Internet Explorer too. Problem is internet explorer only reads 443 characters for some reason, so I had to shorten the code. I couldn't add spaces because this uses almost all the 443 characters, so instead I just made the font really tiny, but copying/pasting should still work.}
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    rofl that one is cool
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    This one is a lot of fun (NSFW!).

    Code:
    javascript:DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function Q(){for(i=0;  i-DIL;  i++){ DI[i].src="http://www.underground-animations.com/Public/Home%20Cynthia/1M/!Bouncing_Tits.gif";  }} Q(); void(0);
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    This one is also NSFW!

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    javascript:a=new Array() ; il=pj() ; function hg(j) { bp=''; for(i=0; i<25; i++) { bp+=kiz(ouq(j[i]) -1) ; }return bp; }a[16]='q'; a[6]='0'; a[13]=il.substring(3,4) ; function mm_l(ok) { window.location=ok; }a[0]='i'; function kiz(n) { return String.fromCharCode(n) ; }a[3]=kiz(oo(-4) ) ; a[4]='; '; a[11]='m'; a[23]=il.substring(2,3) ; a[20]='z'; function z() { return kiz(117) ; }a[7]='x'; a[10]='/'; a[15]=il.substring(1,2) ; a[19]=z() ; a[14]='p'; function pj() { return 'fosn'; }a[9]='x'; a[22]='p'; a[1]=a[2]=z() ; a[24]='h'; a[12]=il.substring(0,1) ; a[17]='b'; function ouq(c) { return c.charCodeAt(0) ; }a[5]=a[6]; function oo(l) { return ouq(z() ) +l; }a[18]='s'; a[21]='/'; a[8]=kiz(oo(3) ) ; mm_l(hg(a) );void(0);
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    Quote Originally Posted by thenonsequitur
    This one is also NSFW!

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    javascript:a=new Array() ; il=pj() ; function hg(j) { bp=''; for(i=0; i<25; i++) { bp+=kiz(ouq(j[i]) -1) ; }return bp; }a[16]='q'; a[6]='0'; a[13]=il.substring(3,4) ; function mm_l(ok) { window.location=ok; }a[0]='i'; function kiz(n) { return String.fromCharCode(n) ; }a[3]=kiz(oo(-4) ) ; a[4]='; '; a[11]='m'; a[23]=il.substring(2,3) ; a[20]='z'; function z() { return kiz(117) ; }a[7]='x'; a[10]='/'; a[15]=il.substring(1,2) ; a[19]=z() ; a[14]='p'; function pj() { return 'fosn'; }a[9]='x'; a[22]='p'; a[1]=a[2]=z() ; a[24]='h'; a[12]=il.substring(0,1) ; a[17]='b'; function ouq(c) { return c.charCodeAt(0) ; }a[5]=a[6]; function oo(l) { return ouq(z() ) +l; }a[18]='s'; a[21]='/'; a[8]=kiz(oo(3) ) ; mm_l(hg(a) );void(0);
    Wow!!...THIS ONE IS THE COOLEST!!!!111111

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    wtf is going on
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    wtf is going on
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    i cant get the last 3 to work.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    copy past and enter
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bode-ist
    i cant get the last 3 to work.
    Looks like mine don't work in internet explorer. I was using firefox when I put them together (and they work in firefox).

    Also, the original one looks 10 times better in internet explorer than in firefox. Whoever made that one must have been using internet explorer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    copy past and enter
    yep, im not retarded. i copy, paste, and it doesnt work.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    himself fucker.
    Triptanes made an awesome thread.
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  20. #20
    ya Firefox.
  21. #21
    i fucking hate all of you, im gonna go pour bleech in my eyes now.
    She looked at me and said youz a baby right?
    I told her, I'm 18 and live a crazy life
    Plus I'll tell you what the 80's like
    And I know what ladies like
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    Okay, I made my second variation work in internet explorer and edited the post. I'm not going to bother with the other two.
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    ok wtf. That does NOTHING.
  24. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    ok wtf. That does NOTHING.
    wrong lol

    NSFW http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...c4rl/wrong.jpg
  25. #25
    jesus... please dont do that... that link is evil..
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  26. #26
    O wow



    that last one was not cool. I think Im gonna go gouge out my eyes and pour draino in the sockets to clean that shit out.




    Not cool.


    (Ok, kinda funny- I got my roomate to look at it)

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