Hi

[RedFire]

Hello I am the RedFire, I do my presentation but I think I'm in the wrong location.

[Galapogos]

No, this is the correct location, we have been waiting for you. Please begin your presentation.

[Xianti]

I've set up PowerPoint with the projector for you, RedFire. Shall I get some donuts, too?

[meeloche]

[GatorJH]

I'll bring the beer. Who has the peanuts?

[XTR1000]

is this the place where the wimmenz get naked?

[WildBobAA]

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[Jack Sawyer]

we need some chips too imo

[flomo]

sorry i'm late
did it start yet?

[kmind]

Shhhhh flomo...it's starting

[ZwiFT]

Really looking forward to this, brought my favorite jeans

[givememyleg]

hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111 11111111111111111111

[mrickett]

Ahem... Come get ze popcorn, .50 a bag.

[badgers]

continue

[BennyLaRue]

When you're done, I have a presentation of my own. It's about a revolutionary towel.

Well, it's not just a towel...

[Ragnar4]

Presentation: BEGIN!

[WildBobAA]

wow zwift steal my avatar more

[wufwugy]

hey zwift steal his avatar more

[bigred]

SHHHHHH ITS STARTING!!!!

[wufwugy]

i have to pee first

[Deuce Blue]

I just got done with darts and I'm 6+ screwdrivers into the night but all of you made me LOL.

[bigred]

I just got done with darts and I'm 6+ screwdrivers into the night but all of you made me LOL.

Can we kick the drunk guy out? You can't play darts during the presentation. Fucking marketing people and their "work sessions."

[swiggidy]

hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111 11111111111111111111

You're like a child who walks into the middle of a movie and wants to know what's going on...

[Deuce Blue]

When you're done, I have a presentation of my own. It's about a revolutionary towel.

Well, it's not just a towel...

Not to get interupt the presentation, but is it the Sham-Wow? Because that has a thread of it own...

alright I'm leaving, I'm to drunk to focus on Redfires presentation. I'm sorry...Redfire please continue.

*** As a side note though, Vince is doing a kick ass slap chop commercial now. You can make an entire egg salad sandwich with this mother...

But he says you will love my nuts...What the hell is that about?

[zook]

Sorry I'm late! I locked myself in the bathroom stall again.

[UG]

hey guys, sorry I'm late, zook locked me in the bathroom stall with him and made me play a game called pet the monkey!

I'M SO CONFUSED

[bigred]

Call HR and file a lawsuit!!!

[sinister1]

this thread made me lol hard, wp everyone.

[bikes]

Time to begin the presentation!

I'm here to talk about

SLAP CHOP!

Let me tell you how extreme this thing is. It's so goddamn extreme I have to wear a headset.

This thing is so god damn great that its even better than the Sham wow! Thats right its better than the SHAM FUCKING WOW.



Let me tell you how satisfying using this Slap Chop! is. It's better than fucking your wife. How can you possibly fathom not buying this shit? Does it do anything? Probably not but that doesnt take away from how amazing this shit is!

Call NOW!

[Kits]

My outlook reminder didn't go off. Can we focus the projector? It's a little blurry from the back.....

[ZwiFT]

fuck someone took this before me???

[triumphant cracker]

oops..skeewwwzz me...is that seat taken?...fuck it..i'll just here next to swiggs...hai swigs..oh..shhh..sorry..i didnt mean to yap...its just that i..oh never mind...soo...what'd i miss....ooooh...

[BennyLaRue]

Can you use the Slap Chop to cut up a Sham Wow?

[zook]

UG: You forgot the first rule of Pet the Monkey.

This RedFire guy better show up. Otherwise this is a serious waste of all of our time.

[bigred]

Let's talk about the new secretary! See the cans on that one?

[a500lbgorilla]

I just got back from the presentation. Where were you guys?

[Parasurama]

I was there, were you the silverback in the front or the docile female on stage? Either way, call me.

[GatorJH]

I was in the back corner playing with the new secretary's cans. Is the presentation over? DAMNIT!!!! I MISSED IT!!! Stupid sexetaries always distract me during the preentations. The lights go down, then they do and the next thing I know BAM!!! presentation over and I need a cigarette.

[Galapogos]

I just got back from the presentation. Where were you guys?

Whaaaaat? So this was the wrong location? Boy is my face red!

[bikes]

oh wut. Why do you old guys always get to have fun with the secretaries?

[WildBobAA]

wtf, this was the wrong location??

[ZwiFT]

Can someone find me a new avatar? I ship 5$$ ftp

[flomo]

Can someone find me a new avatar? I ship 5$$ ftp

[BennyLaRue]

[triumphant cracker]

I just got back from the presentation. Where were you guys?

Whaaaaat? So this was the wrong location? Boy is my face red!

dude thats not the only thing thats red...lol...look at swiggity's butt....lol.

[WildBobAA]

it's so seeeeeeek

[GatorJH]

I am gonna have to ask you guys to leave. We need this room for Sterlings presentation.

[BennyLaRue]

Dude, check the online reservation tool. I totally booked this room for my post-mortem on Andrea's birthday party.

[GatorJH]

so you didn't get the e-mail from management telling you that your meeting was moved to the cafeteria? did you even check your e-mail?

For God's sakes Benny, its right there in the freakin e-mail.

[BennyLaRue]

I didn't get that email. We were at Tony's anniversary cake and coffee. FUCK!

Why is it only ever me who has to move to the cafeteria? This is bullshit.

[ZwiFT]

Pm your sn wild =)

[WildBobAA]

Heh don't worry about it

[Miffed22001]

sorry im late

[GatorJH]

you're so late that you are now late for the NEXT meeting that started a while ago.

Btw, Benny's miffed at you for moving his meeting to the cafeteria. Now he has to share the Birthday cake with all of the guys from the mail room.

[yourfather]

If I call in the next 10 mins do I still get free shipping?

[triumphant cracker]

of course you can get free shipping..but you know we cant do this all day...

[mrhappy333]

The email I recieved said to meet in Conference rm B? WTF!

[Ragnar4]

ATTN ALL EMPLOYEES

Redfire has been terminated due to missapropriations of company time, and reserving a room for presentation and not delivering.

I hope this is a lesson to you all, as Redfire showed promise and fire, and has washed out so soon.

None of your jobs is safe in this economy, so work harder than you ever have before, or I'll fire your ass.

Thank you
The management.

[BennyLaRue]

Whatever, Commie.

[Ragnar4]

Benny, you better get back to scrubbin' toilets. Don't think that there aren't a dozen people who will do your job better for less! I'm only keeping you around cuz your sister.

[Galapogos]

ATTN ALL EMPLOYEES

Redfire has been terminated due to missapropriations of company time, and reserving a room for presentation and not delivering.

I hope this is a lesson to you all, as Redfire showed promise and fire, and has washed out so soon.

None of your jobs is safe in this economy, so work harder than you ever have before, or I'll fire your ass.

Thank you
The management.

How did you get to be management before me? I've been with this company 3 months longer than you.

This is bullshit! Does seniority count for nothing anymore??

[flomo]

i don't even work here.

[Galapogos]

i don't even work here.

What do you keep in your briefcase then?

[flomo]

crackers obv

[WillburForce]

lol. that it all.

[BennyLaRue]

Benny, you better get back to scrubbin' toilets. Don't think that there aren't a dozen people who will do your job better for less! I'm only keeping you around cuz your sister.

See, stop right there. I'd never clean toilets. I'd sell drugs to kids before I cleaned a toilet.

[triumphant cracker]

crackers obv

you have my obv?..oh man i was looking for that everywhere...

[Ragnar4]

ATTN ALL EMPLOYEES

Redfire has been terminated due to missapropriations of company time, and reserving a room for presentation and not delivering.

I hope this is a lesson to you all, as Redfire showed promise and fire, and has washed out so soon.

None of your jobs is safe in this economy, so work harder than you ever have before, or I'll fire your ass.

Thank you
The management.

How did you get to be management before me? I've been with this company 3 months longer than you.

This is bullshit! Does seniority count for nothing anymore??

Just between you and me, I really suck at poker, so they promoted me to get me away from the grunt work. That'll teach you to be good at your job!

Where I sit now, I can't really do any harm to the company. And I get to yell and scream a lot, which is bonus.

[frosst]

Hey guys, Lumbergh asked me to send out a memo about cover sheets on your TPS reports, but hell you all are right here, it's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right! By the way, I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"

[XTR1000]

Guys, seriously who took my coffee cup again?! Bring your own cup or take a paper cup ffs!

[Kits]

Which one of you dirty dogs dropped the grenade in the gents and flicked boogers on the back of the stall door? Seriously people.

[Deuce Blue]

You guys need to get the hell out of here. I have a tour group coming through. Could be a huge account and hows it gonna look with everybody hanging out and not getting a damn thing done. Time to lean, time to clean people. Somebody grab a widget and get those damn boogers off the toilet stalls. I swear if I find out who is pickin' and flickin' your ass is getting wrote up.

[GatorJH]

Mandatory meeting in the large conference room today at noon. I heard we may be acquiring a new company.

[BennyLaRue]

I have people skills.