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  1. 11-22-2009 11:01 PM #1
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    Default Hi!

    My name is Gwen. I am a vegetarian Aries who is just getting started playing poker. My boyfriend Max aka Massimo aka Numbr2intheworld is tryin to teach me how to play but I really would appreciate your help! You can find me on the Sit-n-go forums.


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  3. 11-22-2009 11:57 PM #3
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    Hey Carl, how was the deer? I haven't always been a vegetarian. Deer was pretty gamey tasting to me when I used to eat it, but since your meal was so young in age the meat must have at least been pretty tender. How tender is your meat, Carl?
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    Hi. I think I may have a reputation for blowing introductions, so I'd like to change that by giving you a warm welcome to FTR. (Not like giving yuo a warm welcome as in touching you because well that would be sexual harrassment but what I mean is friendly you know? Okay I'm going to stop talking now because I'm about to blow another one.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGOODgirl
    Hey Carl, how was the deer? I haven't always been a vegetarian. Deer was pretty gamey tasting to me when I used to eat it, but since your meal was so young in age the meat must have at least been pretty tender. How tender is your meat, Carl?
    oh so tender
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by TheGOODgirl
    Hey Carl, how was the deer? I haven't always been a vegetarian. Deer was pretty gamey tasting to me when I used to eat it, but since your meal was so young in age the meat must have at least been pretty tender. How tender is your meat, Carl?
    oh so tender
    The appropriate response to "how tender is your meat, Carl" is actually "it's not tender so much as firm and throbbing".
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    i'm also a gemini meat eater. so thats like 4 of us at least. we dominate this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    Confirmed actually Max's gf.
    such lies, obv a multi-account alt hoax of biblical proportions
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  21. 11-26-2009 12:50 AM #21
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    Woah... I wasn't expecting so many replies. I feel so welcomed. Hello everyone )
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