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  1. 08-18-2006 03:09 AM #1
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    Default holy shit

    I just saw Snakes On a Plane and it was one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life. I'm absolutely serious. Go see this movie now.
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  2. 08-18-2006 03:35 AM #2
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    I don't believe you. I think you were suckered into spending $10 on it and now you're trying to sucker more people in so you don't feel as bad. More reviews required.
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  3. 08-18-2006 08:55 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    I don't believe you. I think you were suckered into spending $10 on it and now you're trying to sucker more people in so you don't feel as bad. More reviews required.
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  4. 08-18-2006 09:29 AM #4
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    Come on guys, be realistic.
    I mean, it's SNAKES ON A PLANE! How can it not be good?

    disclaimer: I haven't seen it yet

    P.S. In retrospect, my post looks sarcastic, but I was actually being serious. I can't wait to see this movie.
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  5. 08-18-2006 11:38 AM #5
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    Well, first of all, I snuck in. Then the movie stopped halfway because of a problem with the reel, and after it was "fixed," it stopped at the same exact spot, so we got free ticket vouchers and free consessions. After this happened, we went to a different theater and started the movie over again. And it was worth it. Pure hilarity/gruesomeness for 2 hours. And Samuel L is a fucking badass!
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  6. 08-18-2006 11:58 AM #6
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    You need a baseline with movies what are some of you other favorites? I mean if you thought Anacondas should have won the Oscar for best pic then I can see how you would like Snakes on a Plane. I can't wait for the sequel Fireants on a Plane or Killer Bees on a Plane. Maybe they could team up with a natural disaster like Avalanches & Scorpions on a Plane.
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  7. 08-18-2006 11:59 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by tommyd7878
    You need a baseline with movies what are some of you other favorites? I mean if you thought Anacondas should have won the Oscar for best pic then I can see how you would like Snakes on a Plane. I can't wait for the sequel Fireants on a Plane or Killer Bees on a Plane. Maybe they could team up with a natural disaster like Avalanches & Scorpions on a Plane.
    Killerbees? How do you die from killer bees? I say fuck bees. I will punch every bee right in the face.
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  8. 08-18-2006 03:47 PM #8
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    To my defense, as a movie, it was absolutely abysmal. But as an entertaining experience it was rediculous. It was so bad and stupid that it was hilaroius to watch. Don't go see it unless you go with 10 other guys prepared to yell and scream at every snake bite and to cheer on Samuel L like I did.
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  9. 08-18-2006 03:54 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by tommyd7878
    You need a baseline with movies what are some of you other favorites? I mean if you thought Anacondas should have won the Oscar for best pic then I can see how you would like Snakes on a Plane. I can't wait for the sequel Fireants on a Plane or Killer Bees on a Plane. Maybe they could team up with a natural disaster like Avalanches & Scorpions on a Plane.
    Killerbees? How do you die from killer bees? I say fuck bees. I will punch every bee right in the face.
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  10. 08-18-2006 04:01 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by freechus9
    Don't go see it unless you're drunk
    you forgot to mention this part
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  11. 08-18-2006 04:31 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by thenonsequitur
    Quote Originally Posted by freechus9
    Don't go see it [/b]
    you forgot to mention this part
    FBYP
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  12. 08-18-2006 04:34 PM #12
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    I still say it's the best movie of the summer. Maybe even of all time.
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  13. 08-18-2006 04:43 PM #13
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    There could be a movie called "Colicky babies in the nursery", and it would be the greatest movie ever if Samuel L Jackson was beating the shit out of them.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    There could be a movie called "Colicky babies in the nursery", and it would be the greatest movie ever if Samuel L Jackson was beating the shit out of them.
    I'm gonna start a joke and someone finish it...


    How many dead babies does it take to stop Samuel Jackson?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    There could be a movie called "Colicky babies in the nursery", and it would be the greatest movie ever if Samuel L Jackson was beating the shit out of them.
    rofl
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    There could be a movie called "Colicky babies in the nursery", and it would be the greatest movie ever if Samuel L Jackson was beating the shit out of them.
    I'm gonna start a joke and someone finish it...


    How many dead babies does it take to stop Samuel Jackson?
    A nun with a spear through her head
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    There could be a movie called "Colicky babies in the nursery", and it would be the greatest movie ever if Samuel L Jackson was beating the shit out of them.
    No and you're seriously sick for suggesting this.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvge-c2_Xg
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Xz8aLuD7Y
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    There could be a movie called "Colicky babies in the nursery", and it would be the greatest movie ever if Samuel L Jackson was beating the shit out of them.
    I'm gonna start a joke and someone finish it...


    How many dead babies does it take to stop Samuel Jackson?
    Just one but it has to be wearing a thick white woman suit.
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  21. 08-18-2006 07:11 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Im working on the sequel........Dead Bears on a Train
    There's already a Snakes on a Train
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    There could be a movie called "Colicky babies in the nursery", and it would be the greatest movie ever if Samuel L Jackson was beating the shit out of them.
    No and you're seriously sick for suggesting this.
    (Seriously?)
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    Rondavu is advocating child abuse.

    Ban him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by samsonite2100
    Rondavu is advocating child abuse.

    Ban him.
    i like little boys. I thought that was ok?
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