How come I am so lame when I write online post

[gn2056]

If you knew me in normal life, I am a cool guy, workout played pro vball get along well with other people except minorities and midgetts, just kidding about the midgetts. Drink party chill whatevfer,snort lines, take poops... but whenever i post I sound so fucking lame. Cheezy and stupid.

[BennyLaRue]

Maybe one strategy would talk about these midget altercations instead of introducing yourself with a negative slant.

ie. Instead of "I don't get along with midgets", try "One time this coked up midget came at me and my woman. She was scared and I had to do something so I totally flipped him on his back like a turtle. His arms and legs were too short to help himself get up...he just flailed wildly at the air...so it gave us time to escape to safety."

See the difference? The first one makes it seem like there is something wrong with YOU. The second one places the blame squarely on the midget and that's generally where you'd like blame to be.

Oh, and dude, they prefer to be called lilliputins.

[gn2056]

yeah dude substance, seriously i feel like when i type online i come off like a four year old.

which ones are the ones with the big heads but stubby hands those are the worst kind.

[gn2056]

Best midgett movie ever was Time Bandits. Gave me nightmares though.

[bigred]

using grammar and punctuation will prevent you from looking like a four year old because run on sentences do not make you look cool and are extremely hard to comprehend your readers will find themselves drifting off lost in thought because they can't find a mental break when reading your sentences its really hard for the brain to comprehend thoughts and ideas without this much needed break and we get the equivalent of a brainfreeze this one time at 7 eleven i got brain freeze from a slurpie but you should totally use commas and periods the slurpie really hurt my head and it was cold

I hope this helps you on your journey to eCool.

[Warpe]

Spelling helps.

It's 'midget', although the politically correct term is actually "little person", as in: "I had a blast in Mexico getting lit on pot and tequila and tossing little people into a giant vat of guacamole." That's totally PC, a tale suitable for the telling at any family or church get-together.

[bigred]

wuts rong wif hiz spelin?

[BennyLaRue]

which ones are the ones with the big heads but stubby hands

Dunno, but sounds like this girl I know.

[bikes]

i am a minority =(

[OP]

You're excruded since your ro mein and egga drop soup is sooooo derricious

[Stacks]

get along well with other people except minorities

You should just tell racist jokes apparently.

[Stacks]

Also if I'm not mistaken, Rilla was offering coaching on how to e-fag it up with BigRed not too long ago. It's something you should look into. It's a very viable skill, and is the first step in becoming e-cool.

[BennyLaRue]

I don't even like egg drop soup all that much. I do like azns though.

[gn2056]

dude i wasnt being serious come on im a jew.

[gn2056]

oooooooooooh ecool sounds hot!!! Im down to ebone the hershey highway til i smell like a bathroom in lebanon.

[a500lbgorilla]

f the haters

[Warpe]

I don't even like egg drop soup all that much. I do like azns though.

what kind of azn?

[yourfather]

I used to eat hot n sour soup alot till it started making me feel liek i was gonna die when I ate it gettign tingly and weird. So I chalked it up to a weird late developing allergic reaction adn stopped eatignm ti sadly. in related news egg drop soup aint as good.

[mixchange]

If you knew me in normal life, I am a cool guy, workout played pro vball get along well with other people except minorities and midgetts, just kidding about the midgetts. Drink party chill whatevfer,snort lines, take poops... but whenever i post I sound so fucking lame. Cheezy and stupid.

easily post of the year

[b-rabbit]

is this a level?

[BennyLaRue]

I don't even like egg drop soup all that much. I do like azns though.

what kind of azn?

I prefer the ones with boobies. So, the left.

[Luco]

Let's segregate the midgets. Only normal sized people are allowed to sit on bus seats, the midgets must travel in the luggage rack. Inside suitcases.

[XTR1000]

Why´s everyone so keen on throwing midgets in mexico?

[Luco]

I got banned from midget tossing for what was really just an honest misunderstanding.

[BennyLaRue]

Why´s everyone so keen on throwing midgets in mexico?

The tamales. They're excellent.

[daven]

ya know - even dwarfs started small

[GatorJH]

played pro vball

I like op just for this. Of course I don't like op as much as I like OP but that is because OP is a Gator and op is not.