How to deal with random peopel who IM you.

[ProZachNation]

So this girls IMs me while Im at class, and as soon as I take my away message off she starts imimg me talking to me, Im like I dont know who you are. Shes like John gave me your SN, I dont know any Johns tho so I talk to her Im like where do you know John form and shes like I go to school with him in Florida. Im like I totally dont know this person. So I am like well heres a pic of me so you know who your talking to and I linked her to lemonparty.org(a pic of 3 olds guys going at it) and here was her response and my response.

funnnchic10 (9:12:42 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
funnnchic10 (9:12:53 PM): dont send that stuff to me
ProZachNation (9:13:04 PM): oops
ProZachNation (9:13:08 PM): thought it was your thing
funnnchic10 (9:13:16 PM): nope
funnnchic10 (9:13:18 PM): not
funnnchic10 (9:13:20 PM): at all
ProZachNation (9:13:44 PM): My mistake, see im into like 3 old guys gang baging it, sometimes we like all run a train on one old guy for the hell of it
funnnchic10 (9:14:04 PM): w/e
ProZachNation (9:14:07 PM): One time this old dude was missing an eye so we all took turns fucking his eye socket, damn good itmes
ProZachNation (9:14:56 PM): The bets part of fucking an old guy is when your hittign that shit form behind and really hitting that and they start creaking cuz they are all rickety and dry
ProZachNation (9:15:13 PM): you need a ton of lube shit I must spend like 50 bucks a week just on astroglide
ProZachNation (9:15:55 PM): hello?
funnnchic10 signed off at 9:16:18 PM.


Thats how I roll.

'rilla I didnt think this was applicable to the IM convo thread becasue shes not from FTR.

[a500lbgorilla]

I gave her your sn, you douche.

Now she's getting all bitchy.

[ProZachNation]

'rilla your bluff fails, nice try tho.

[a500lbgorilla]

Bluff was meant to fail. It was just a diversion.

[ProZachNation]

ohh god whos in my window! No rilla noooooooooooo

[boost]

wow, vnh well played.

[a500lbgorilla]

Pfft, I was in and out without you even knowing.

[ProZachNation]

Wow nice to know you arnt packing the heat downstairs..... But the ladies must always leave feeling like they missed out on something.

[a500lbgorilla]

Wow nice to know you arnt packing the heat downstairs..... But the ladies must always leave feeling like they missed out on something.

They're usually asleep anyway.

[journey075]

wow, vnh well played.

really? i thought it was forced and trite.

[Lukie]

nh sir. well played. a bit too agressive for my tastes though. you don't know where you are at until the river, where you are lucky villain folds.

I'm a bit more conservative when confronted with a random IM. Rule #1: the person IMing you can be anyone, and for any reason. Go with what they say, but test the waters a little. Have some fun but don't say anything that you wouldn't want any particular person to hear. An alternative would be to just say 'who is this?' and ignore them until they answered.

Then again, this situation occured much more often when I was still in middle school, so I think I'm a bit rusty on it...

[ProZachNation]

Well I knew by the flop she wasnt somone I knew, and if she did know somone I knew I didnt give a fuck about either of them. I played the flop hard with the lemonparty, they showed weakness so I had to "drop the hammer" on the turn. She folded the turn, if she had just checked I dunno, maybe show her the buttsecks pic.

[bigred]

Why don't people im me?

[boost]

nh sir. well played. a bit too agressive for my tastes though. you don't know where you are at until the river, where you are lucky villain folds.

I'm a bit more conservative when confronted with a random IM. Rule #1: the person IMing you can be anyone, and for any reason. Go with what they say, but test the waters a little. Have some fun but don't say anything that you wouldn't want any particular person to hear. An alternative would be to just say 'who is this?' and ignore them until they answered.

Then again, this situation occured much more often when I was still in middle school, so I think I'm a bit rusty on it...

See.. Im 20, have no serious contacts, and I have a sick sense of humor. I say the most outlandish shit around people I barely know or dont know at all, just the same as I would around people Ive known for my whole life. There are very few people that I hold my tongue around, and they include some of my freinds parents, my girlfreinds parents, and a select few other individuals. I really like fucking with people I dont know at all the best though, or barely know. The ones I barely know might be the best because they have some sort of concept of who you are, and if you play it right they think you are perfectly normal, then BAM. You lay some crazy shit on them out of left feild and thier reaction is guaranteed to be priceless. Its hard to pull this shit in person cuz you gotta control your facial expressions and not bust out laughing, but its so much more satisfying.