"5th Street Simian" is just too cryptic.

Truth be told, I've always loved all things Monkey and/or Ape related (no fetish jokes please). It's partially a vague reference to that Trunk Monkey commercial where the chimp comes out of the trunk of someone's car to stop a car thief in progress, hits the dude over the head with a pipe and throws him off a bridge. In poker, I'll suddenly appear out of no where on the river and hit you over the proverbial head when you try to steal my pots.






And ..... I have deep seated lust for 'rilla and wanted to be part of his Monkey gang.