How do you know when YOURE drunk?

[euphoricism]

A lot of times I'll be drinking and not real sure if I'm drunk or not, or exactly HOW drunk I am. I'll be what I think is perfectly fine yet everyone else says I'm trashed.

In any case, I have discovered I have a drunk-tell. I start grinding my teeth. If I start grinding my teeth, its time to give the car keys away.

Anyone have something like that?

[AHiltz]

When I giggle like a school girl or try and stand up and have to think about it, I'm drunk.

[Ash256]

When I giggle like a school girl or try and stand up and have to think about it, I'm drunk.

^^ Same here.

A quote I like is "If you can lie on the floor without holding on, you're not drunk."

[ChrisTheFish]

When any music apart from rock and metal becomes enjoyable to me

[AHiltz]

When any music apart from rock and metal becomes enjoyable to me

Ain't that the truth. I caught myself listening to country one night. FUCK

[ChrisTheFish]

When any music apart from rock and metal becomes enjoyable to me

Ain't that the truth. I caught myself listening to country one night. FUCK

Yeah, i'm constantly getting dragged out to clubs and listning to dance music for hours on end.. makes me wish i could listen to country music :P

[WildBobAA]

I'll be what I think is perfectly fine yet everyone else says I'm trashed.

This is sooooooo true.

[givememyleg]

When I use to drink I knew I was drunk if I started thinking about how awesome it was to be drunk.

[pokadave]

-i like to chug 4-5 beers straight while im sitting then stand up.... yea i'd be buzzed, and i love that feeling of standing after sitting while drinking.

recently when i was REALLY messed up, my friends have told me i have kicked someone like pretty hard at a party while screaming,"THIS IS SPARTA!!!" then i fell on the ground. after they told me this i was pretty embarrassedthis was the effects of hard alcohol, and im usually a beer drinker.

i tend to stumble and i know im drunk... slurred words...


and tonight is friday so ill have a story tomorrow morning

[pokadave]

well actually, everything someone has said already is all parts of it... drunks are all the same.

[Lukie]

i start masturbating furiously to porn, usually something kinky

[bigred]

I can gauge how drunk I am while I piss. That's always been my point of reference. If the toilet starts getting blurry or shaky, I know I'm getting drunk. If it's a trashcan or a random hole...I'm drunk.

[boost]

In any case, I have discovered I have a drunk-tell. I start grinding my teeth.

are you sure that youre drinking the intoxicant and not snorting it?

[uscheese]

I know it's true when I start flirting with my wife.

[Renton]

when i feel an inexplicable urge to play guitar

[thizzSantaCruz]

Slurring my words and staggering around means I am pretty trashed.

[Fortune 500]

I can gauge how drunk I am while I piss. That's always been my point of reference. If the toilet starts getting blurry or shaky, I know I'm getting drunk. If it's a trashcan or a random hole...I'm drunk.

QFT.

Oddly enough, when I get drunk, my face gets numb. This is my tell.

[Miffed22001]

when i have to actually take a second to think and check im not swaying when i walk :P

[bigred]

YARRRRR IT BE WHEN ME FIRST MATE STARTS LOOKIN LIKE A YOUNG LASS

[swiggidy]

I maintain very well. Usually when I notice I'm drunk it's time for bed.

On spring break I decided to drink a case. I showered and shaved my head with little difficulty after #20 (about 10 hours in).

[a500lbgorilla]

YARRRRR IT BE WHEN ME FIRST MATE STARTS LOOKIN LIKE A YOUNG LASS

Remember when you tried to rhyme every post for a month?

[bigred]

Read other thread...you're so out of the loop. I haven't decided whether I want to do this yet.

[Galapogos]

In any case, I have discovered I have a drunk-tell. I start grinding my teeth. If I start grinding my teeth, its time to give the car keys away.

Dude, that's a coke tell.

Edit: Crap, just read the rest of the thread and Boost beat me to it, and said it better

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i start masturbating furiously to porn, usually something kinky.

This must be awkward for whoever you're drinking with.

[Ash256]

I can gauge how drunk I am while I piss. That's always been my point of reference. If the toilet starts getting blurry or shaky, I know I'm getting drunk. If it's a trashcan or a random hole...I'm drunk.

QFT.

Oddly enough, when I get drunk, my face gets numb. This is my tell.

My face is numb!

[biondino]

i start masturbating furiously to porn, usually something kinky.

Whereas when you're sober, you wank to kinky porn with a slow, langurous stroke, I assume?

[flomo]

i'm always drunk

i'm trying to figure out when i'm sober

[a500lbgorilla]

Read other thread...you're so out of the loop. I haven't decided whether I want to do this yet.

What does reading have to do with a stroll down memory lane, you inconsiderate jerk!

[Reidak]

I know im drunk when the furnitue is trying to swallow me into its pillowy goodness

[Trikflow77]

i start masturbating furiously to GAY porn, usually something with leather

FYP

[UG]

I tend to only worry about if there is more alcohol to be had.

If there is, then I'm not drunk enough yet.

[dev]

I know I'm drunk when I'm playing limit games with employeese from the local poker room and they're actually winning.

Or when I 4-bet no piece/no draw with no read.

[boost]

I drank half a bottle of nyquil one time, my face was really numb, even the next day. robotrip ftw.

[Irisheyes]

When I hit the floor you guys clearly don't drink enough,

[bode]

i cant believe it hasnt been said. I KNOW im drunk when i start dancing.

[bigred]

YARRR IM FUCKING HAMMERED LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[mrhappy333]

If I'm at a Bar, I pick out an Ugly chick that I know I would not have sex with. When I start talking to this chick in hopes of hooking up, I know I'm wasted.

[bigred]

And then I wake up not remembering posting that or how I got home. If anyone can explain to me why my table is broken, I would appreciate it.

[XTR1000]

i´m drunk when i feel like dancing to r´n´b and start talking to strangers.

[UG]

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[bigred]

sub to you too

[boost]

when I take out 100$ from my bank acct to continue buying 7$ beers at some stupid club.

bah I hate myself... that was rent money, now I dont have money for rent...

[bigspenda73]

Two Words:

Fat Chicks

[bigred]

I also know I'm really drunk if I'm passed out on my futon with 28 days later on the tv.

[Trikflow77]

I know im drunk when i agrue with lukie about what drink tastes better!

[kevster]

I know I'm drunk when my wife starts shouting at me, e.g. last night.

[euphoricism]

when i feel an inexplicable urge to play guitar

This is when they physically remove my car keys from my body. I try not to play guitar at parties because I'm all showoffish when I play, and then I get loud and start singing. So it only happens when I'm super trashed and I somehow get the keys and get a guitar from the car.

And no, I dont do coke. I dont know why I grind my teeth. But I grind them sober too but far harder when I start getting drunk.