How do you know when YOURE drunk?

[Galapogos]

In any case, I have discovered I have a drunk-tell. I start grinding my teeth. If I start grinding my teeth, its time to give the car keys away.

Dude, that's a coke tell.

Edit: Crap, just read the rest of the thread and Boost beat me to it, and said it better

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i start masturbating furiously to porn, usually something kinky.

This must be awkward for whoever you're drinking with.