How do you know when YOURE drunk?

[Ash256]

I can gauge how drunk I am while I piss. That's always been my point of reference. If the toilet starts getting blurry or shaky, I know I'm getting drunk. If it's a trashcan or a random hole...I'm drunk.

QFT.

Oddly enough, when I get drunk, my face gets numb. This is my tell.

My face is numb!