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View Poll Results: How educated are you?

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  • High School Graduate Only (College Dropout)

    22 30.14%
  • High School Dropout

    3 4.11%
  • Bachelor's Degree - no plans for further education

    22 30.14%
  • Graduate's Degree - no plans for further education

    15 20.55%
  • Doctoral Degree

    11 15.07%
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  1. #1

    Default How ed-u-bacated are you?

    I'm just fascinated by the demographics of the typical poker player.

    Check your highest planned goal for the foreseeable future.
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    himself fucker.
    I'm a preschool drop out. I could never fit those damned squares into their holes. The fricking test is so rigged. THEY DONT FIT!

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    don't forget all your toliet-training shortcomings either....
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubixSoHo
    don't forget all your toliet-training shortcomings either....
    I just got BURNED

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    Penn State!!!
    Been playing money poker for 34 years and decided in 2002 to try that TX Holdem game on TV. Then found Pokerstars in Summer 2005. Still not an overall winner but i am on a good trend and nearly there.
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    My girlfriend's a preschool teacher and cleaning up piss during nap time is definitely the ugly side of preschool underachievers.
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    You forgot "College Student".
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    That's implied by Bachelor's Degree.... or drop out if you don't plan on finishing....
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    Who's the idiot who hit the "doctoral degree" button accidentally?
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    med school all the way baby
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyHolt
    Who's the idiot who hit the "doctoral degree" button accidentally?
    uhm..... I did it the second time....


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    And I did it the third time. And I wish I had plans for more education, if I could get paid to be a full-time student I'd apply in a second.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sed
    Quote Originally Posted by AndyHolt
    Who's the idiot who hit the "doctoral degree" button accidentally?
    uhm..... I did it the second time....
    Sed, fungus doctor extraordinaire.
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    Wastin' away again in margaritaville....
    I have plans for tacking on a JD to my PhD (I plan to get into genomics IP law) after my wife finishes up her residency ... So where is the choice of double doctor you insensitive clod?

    - sed


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    wearing the honors of honor and whatnot
    i hit graduate degree but meant to hit doctoral degree
    i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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    I have plans on tacking on a Mr. Mom degree when my wife finishes residency (she still hasn't figured out that I'm not joking about this tho - and it's a ways off since she still is just in her third year of med school).
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  17. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Sed
    ... So where is the choice of double doctor you insensitive clod?

    - sed
    If you have multiple doctoral degrees you've clearly squandered valuable time that should have been spent playing poker- therefore you are an embarrassment to yourself and the rest of the community.

    I didn't think anyone would want to publicly shame themselves by admitting to having been so misled.
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    Getting a Masters in Aeronautical Science. Also pursuing an Associates in Gold Teeth design and fabrication
    There's three types of people in the world...those who can count, and those who can't.
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    You guys are way out of my league. I'm barely coasting through college right now, let's hope I get my bachelor's.
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    Have to get MA in Accounting to sit for CPA exam.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sed
    I have plans for tacking on a JD to my PhD (I plan to get into genomics IP law)
    I have a friend who is an IP attorney. He tried to convince me to pursue IP law, but I see how many hours he works and it doesn't look like fun.
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    im in my first year of college trying to decide what to do. Something with medicine probably, if I dont feel like going for 8 years I might become a PA. Who knows.
    I mostly am trying to get laid right now, doing the college thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    im in my first year of college trying to decide what to do. Something with medicine probably, if I dont feel like going for 8 years I might become a PA. Who knows.
    I mostly am trying to get laid right now, doing the college thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by koolmoe
    Quote Originally Posted by Sed
    I have plans for tacking on a JD to my PhD (I plan to get into genomics IP law)
    I have a friend who is an IP attorney. He tried to convince me to pursue IP law, but I see how many hours he works and it doesn't look like fun.
    Those mofos get paid up the wazoo, but don't have any time to enjoy their wealth. Definitely -EV
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    High school only for me. No plans on going back to school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubixSoHo
    That's implied by Bachelor's Degree...
    It's really not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ekillian
    It's really not.
    Especially if you go to Texas State
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    I'm a sophomore @ University of Texas.
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    i dropped out of highschool to get a degree in music... what do i vote?
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    wheres the option on a masters degree MA (hons)
    damn Americans :P
    PhD isnt out of the question, but i dont fancy it in English, have to be politics instead.
  31. #31
    Trade School? (waste of time but completed)
    Now with more Evil and a side of Hatred
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    Where's the option for "Bachelor's degree - YES plans for further education"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptan3s
    Quote Originally Posted by ekillian
    It's really not.
    Especially if you go to Texas State
    Ha ya bastard. I just mean there's huge difference between college students and college gards and it should be noted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyHolt
    Who's the idiot who hit the "doctoral degree" button accidentally?
    rofl
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    Working on BS in Psychology, then off to Graduate school.
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    whats bs sounds like bull......
    lol apologies
    but you are doing pyschobabble though -ev :P
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    difference between college students and college gards
    Yeah, the gards (AKA Guards) are out - students are in? :P

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