How gay are you?

[SinkRox]

im 40%, pretty average I guess.

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsi...gayometer.html

[Sed]

33% I am not gay enough...

- sed

[xbones]

im 40%, pretty average I guess.

Yeah, for someone who lives in Brighton

20% and still unhappy it's that high.

[a500lbgorilla]

I'm 33% gay.

But I couldn't bring myself to truthfully answer the leather pants question...

-'rilla

[boost]

it gives you 100% no matter what, dorks

[a500lbgorilla]

it gives you 100% no matter what, dorks

LOL! Go to the next page, homo.

-'rilla

[Sed]

it gives you 100% no matter what, dorks

LOL! Go to the next page, homo.

-'rilla

or... boost just may not be able to answer anything un-gay-like

- sed

[xxDFOCxx]

I'm 16% gay. High enough for me.

[Sed]

I am suprised there isn't a "do you prefer cuddling or a beer after sex?" question...

- sed

[a500lbgorilla]

I am suprised there isn't a "do you prefer cuddling or a beer after sex?" question...

- sed

Becuase there's an easy and obvious comprimise there...

-'rilla

[Sed]

I'm 33% gay.

Oh shit, I am the same amount of gay as 'rilla... i'm going to kill myself now

- sed

[a500lbgorilla]

I'm 33% gay.

Oh shit, I am the same amount of gay as 'rilla... i'm going to kill myself now

- sed

Geez, homo. You wanna go make out or something, ya queer?!

-'rilla

[Humphrind]

I am 30%.

But when that page was loading, and the scale went to 100%, it made me nervous.

[Jay67s]

I am "too Straight" 13% --- I guess thats what 38 years old, married, and 2 kids gets ya

[Sed]

Geez, homo. You wanna go make out or something, ya queer?!

Obviously since we are the same amount of gay we are compatable... my place or yours?

[Element187]

Element187 IS 16% GAY!

You're a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate!

[LionsFan20]

I'm with xbones...

26% and I'm not happy about it. Someone pass me a six pack, a trash bag, and a stack of dirty magazines please.

[AvatarKava]

53%?

Well, I do own a pink Hollister polo shirt

[gabe]

20% for gabe

<--- 26% gay.

[Les_Worm]

46%?? They obviously haven't seen the boobies in my avatar. It was soo good, its staying for the month of April too.

[a500lbgorilla]

46%?? They obviously haven't seen the boobies in my avatar. It was soo good, its staying for the month of April too.

Clearly you're trying to hide something with your avatar.

Lemme help you find one that better expresses you...



I kid! I kid!

-'rilla

[Element187]

It was soo good, its staying for the month of April too.

may god smite you where you sit if you change that avatar.

[™]

26%

[cartilago77]

53%?

Well, I do own a pink Hollister polo shirt

That alone should put you at 100%. IF you flip the collar up on it that makes you 150% gay.

[Aces]

16%. Guess I can live with that.

[bigred]

33% gay....hmmm I could have sworn I was 200% flaming homosexual. This thing is busted.

[jmrogers7]

30%. How is that even possible? Man-ass makes me want to vomit.

Although, I have always steadfastly said that if I was a woman I would definitely be a lesbian. Good Lord, yes. A lesbian I would be.

[Sykedupp]

23% gay... under average, but oh well :P

-Chris

[boost]

53%?

Well, I do own a pink Hollister polo shirt

yes yer a fag, sorry.

I dont get this fucking trend. Seriously this is why I want a gun, it would make life so much easier. the p in pink is NOT for pimp, it does NOT stand for playa, and therefore you shouldnt be proud to wear it.

[Sed]

yes yer a fag, sorry.

I dont get this fucking trend. Seriously this is why I want a gun, it would make life so much easier. the p in pink is NOT for pimp, it does NOT stand for playa, and therefore you shouldnt be proud to wear it.

says the man with a large pink phallic symbol in his avatar....

[gabe]

i have a pink shirt that i got at a thrift store. thats as far as it goes.

[Humphrind]

I cook. I enjoy white wine. Last Christmas I was in charge of sewing the Stocking we made cause my wife can't sew. And I still got 30%.

All those who scored 31% or greater must already take it up the ass.

[Radashack]

23% gay, When it was calculating and the meter just kept going I was like "WTF!"

[bigred]

I already concluded that its busted. Why are you all still talking?

[AvatarKava]

53%?

Well, I do own a pink Hollister polo shirt

yes yer a fag, sorry.

I dont get this fucking trend. Seriously this is why I want a gun, it would make life so much easier. the p in pink is NOT for pimp, it does NOT stand for playa, and therefore you shouldnt be proud to wear it.

I haven't worn it yet - my aunt bought it for me. Ugh.

Which reminds me...

http://www.buckeyereport.com/z_2.html

[eeeee]

i have a pink shirt that i got at a thrift store. thats as far as it goes.

Oh, thrift store!? Add ten percent, easy!

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[Cocco_Bill]

You are 86% GAY!¨

"You may be open minded between the sheets but you're a raving homo when out on the streets!"

[astrodon]

0.00% or 100% male - no girly-man here! :P

That's what 34 years of marriage, 2 kids and six grandchildren will get you.

[Cawchy]

20%

[FyrFytr998]

<--- 26% gay.

And 100% Virgin :P


I checked in at 33%. Maybe because I used to trim the pubes.

[Legendash]

23%, Raaaa. Ladies cream themselves at my incredible masculinity!

[lonnie]

Maybe because I used to trim the pubes.

Yeh, I kinda paused and looked behind me to make sure noone was watching before I answered that one.

26% - I'm glad they didn't ask too many questions about kittens and wine, I woulda been screwed then.

[Les_Worm]

It was soo good, its staying for the month of April too.

may god smite you where you sit if you change that avatar.

Well, it changes monthly but I felt this one could run a little longer....

[ensign_lee]

Before it went to the next page, I was like "NO WAY IN HELL!!!"

But 40% is a bit disturbing to me...

[Pizzaman]

16%? Thats still quite bit higher than I am homophobically(is that a word) comfortable with.

[Phlegm]

30% gay

I was a little worried on the load page when the meter went past 50%

[mimmons775]

20% here

[vqc]

33% gay.... but how could I possibly be gay.

[|~|ypermegachi]

36%

hilarious question was....
would you rather be...
beautiful and stupid?
or smart and ugly?

wtf!

[jmontis]

straight enough to close the window after the pictures loaded

[vqc]

i think one of hte naked people was a girl

[lolzzz_321]

13%. I pwn.

[UG]

I checked in at 20%.

And I own a pink polo. I'm man enough to wear it, too.

[SmackinYaUp]

33% gay.... but how could I possibly be gay.

It means that 33% of your sexual encounters include man love. But hey, at least the other 67% of the time its women!

[vqc]

does touchign myself count as "man love"

[a500lbgorilla]

does touchign myself count as "man love"

I touch my feminine side.

-'rilla

[vqc]

my feminine side is lesbian.

[Muxy]

26%

My name is Muxy and i am from canada, this is my first post on this forum.

[a500lbgorilla]

26%

My name is Muxy and i am from canada, this is my first post on this forum.

Welcome to the board, ya flammin' queer-mo!

-'rilla

[ensign_lee]

26%

My name is Muxy and i am from canada, this is my first post on this forum.

Welcome to the board, ya flammin' queer-mo!

-'rilla

Yeah; THAT'S the way to welcome a new member...

[Xianti]

Hi, Muxy. Welcome to FTR.

Funny that you'd choose the "How gay are you?" thread for your first post.

[vqc]

he figured he was less gay than 90% of hte board and decided it was a good way to rub it in (bad choice of words for a how gay are u thread).

[ake]

40%

[Aceofone]

23%

[michael1123]

16%

I found the "wait until people start making fun of you to get a haircut" answer particularly fitting.

[Xianti]

XIANTI IS 56% GAY!

Congratulations! You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted lesbian babe!






Footnote: I started the test by claiming that I am a female that likes to have sex with women.

[bigred]

See, Xianti is the living proof of a real lesbian. Lesbian's are portrayed to be extremly hot, slutty women in pornos. However, as in Xianti's case and the case of all lesbians, they're really wrinkled butchs who have long since gone to the dark side. Thanks for this moment of education xianti. Hopefully we all can learn from it.

[Spook]

10% gay - I can live with that.

[a500lbgorilla]

Footnote: I started the test by claiming that I am a female that likes to have sex with women.

I didn't know footnotes were required for common knowledge.

-'rilla

[RiverMonkey]

it gives you 100% no matter what, dorks

LOL! Go to the next page, homo.

-'rilla

ROFL ..... 'rilla you crack me up!

I'm 23% more gay than I thought.

The website told me that the ladies would like me more if I "softened up" ...... Hmmmmm ....... that's not what they ..... *** holding back urge to to grasp low hanging fruit (there's some imagery for yah!) and make a joke about liking me 'not-so-soft' ***

I'll have to do the test again after I get back from Vegas to see if all the strip clubs, skirt chasing & catching (confidence in success is important you know), beer drinking and gambling favourably increases my hetero:homo pot odds thereby giving me a good, comforting, so-not-gay masculine overlay.

Did how we answered the masturbation question make us homo++, or hetero++?

[Zangief]

26%

My name is Muxy and i am from canada, this is my first post on this forum.

Welcome to the board, ya flammin' queer-mo!

-'rilla

Hilarious.

I got 33%.

[Muxy]

Just went with a sample size and seen if it was too small. This time i am 33%.

Will chekc back in 9 months.

[WhiteFingers]

16% gay.
I the looked at the other tests and they have the same test only for dogs.....my dog is 46% gay ."your dog's not fussy, she'll shag anything around, but if she finds a bone she needs a furry cup to wash it down!"
wtf does that mean????