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 Originally Posted by Lucothefish
Originally Posted by Bbickes
TOO FUCKING LONG
DID NOT FUCKING READ.
ITT FAIL
I've read the Lord of the Rings Trilogy twice and didn't have any problems, but somehow this post is too long for you? Or were you saying that the words themselves were too long for you to understand because you haven't read a book since 'where's waldo' back in preschool? Or is it that your endless hours hunched over a computer screen jacking off to amputee porn has left you too blind to read the screen these days? Or perhaps your prowess in the bedroom led you to become impatient with anything that doesn't deliver satisfaction to you in 8 seconds or less? I'd hate to be the domino's delivery guy when you order a pizza. I'm guessing I could write anything I like at this point in the rant because, that's right, it's too long so you won't read it. I fart in your general direction, you stare at orange juice cartons for hours because it says 'concentrate' on the side of the carton, you have to measure your IQ on a color wheel, etcetera ad infinitum.
tl;dr
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
I'm going to shit my pants and then eat the pants.
would pay to watch
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