How Jesus Can Improve Your Game

[spoonitnow]

"What's Villain's range?" -Jesus Christ

If you will answer this question, it will clear up like 75% of stuff you ever have to ask about.

You know how you new guys will have a question about a hand, and you don't really know where to get started? That's where to get started.

That is all.

[kingnat]

Thank you Jesus!

[Fnord]

Jesus didn't fold.

[Warpe]

Don't fuck with the Jesus!

[fat-b]

where are you jebus. KK+

[jyms]

damn!! I usually ask Jesus after the hand.

"Jesus Christ?? What was he thinking?"
"Jesus Christ?? What the hell did I do to deserve that?"

and the most frequent...

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!"

[Stacks]

Lee Jones....uhhh I mean Jesus. I get the feeling he just doesn't like me very much ...

[Robb]

LoL nh jyms

[sarbox68]

WWJD

...for about 30K hands and first month at 6m w/ GrinderSchool it was more along the lines of "What Would Jyms Do".....

[flomo]

damn!! I usually ask Jesus after the hand.

"Jesus Christ?? What was he thinking?"
"Jesus Christ?? What the hell did I do to deserve that?"

and the most frequent...

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!"

almost the same thing for me
but my favorite
"JESUS FUCKING CUNT CHRIST ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!!"

[sarbox68]

damn!! I usually ask Jesus after the hand.

"Jesus Christ?? What was he thinking?"
"Jesus Christ?? What the hell did I do to deserve that?"

and the most frequent...

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!"

almost the same thing for me
but my favorite
"JESUS FUCKING CUNT CHRIST ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!!"

... heretoforward to be referenced in posts and IC as JFCCAYFKM

[bjsaust]

Shorthand code for "oh my god, how many two outers are these guys going to river against me today?"?

[bigteif]

the answer is obviously God or Jesus to his question

[bikes]

I pray to Lee Jones, to hell with you guys.

I pray to FSM

[Stacks]

I pray to FSM

And FSM = Fucking SheMales?

[JinxT4]

damn!! I usually ask Jesus after the hand.

"Jesus Christ?? What was he thinking?"
"Jesus Christ?? What the hell did I do to deserve that?"

and the most frequent...

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!"

The first two made me lol pretty hard (especially #2). The third one = standard.

[al yell]

We, uh, copy a surgar's move. Join me.

I pray to FSM

And FSM = Fucking SheMales?

Never take the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in a vain!

[al yell]

We spun him cave ego joys? A rumor!

[donkbee]

this thread became zero poker content, so i'm moving it.

{from bc}

[spoonitnow]

It's goddamn ridiculous that there wasn't a single serious reply to this thread, and people wonder why I've stopped giving a shit about the Beginner's Circle.

[Robb]

I disagree, Spoon. I took it seriously, fwiw. But what replies do you want from us? Either you agree or don't. There's not much to say. Then we noobies can either do it or not.

And the hijacks WERE hilarious.

[a500lbgorilla]

I disagree! Jesus can help bring warmth into your heart. Tilt is the tool of the Devil!

[lolzzz_321]

Spenda get in this topic and tell us how you f33l.

[XTR1000]

"What Would Jesus Do?"

[lolzzz_321]

[DaddyDeez]

lol stupid

[wesrman]

It's goddamn ridiculous that there wasn't a single serious reply to this thread, and people wonder why I've stopped giving a shit about the Beginner's Circle.

Serious questions are for fags ldo.

[BankItDrew]

I think that all christians should be offended and appauled by this nonsense.

all of you should be ashamed for the sins you have commited in this thread!

[wesrman]

Also LOL @ Spoon getting mad because people shit on his thread.

[spoonitnow]

Also LOL @ Spoon getting mad because people bitch about him not posting good stuff in BC anymore but are too fucking sorry to give a fuck when he actually does

[will641]

spoon why dont you poast anything good in BC anymore?

[a500lbgorilla]

yah, ive noticed a big drop off in his content posting. Gotta polish up if you wanna be a mod.

[BankItDrew]

I don't remember the last time spoon contributed anything positive in the BC

[wesrman]

Also LOL @ Spoon getting mad because people bitch about him not posting good stuff in BC anymore but are too fucking sorry to give a fuck when he actually does

You're missing the irony here. You think its ok when you do it to others, but when they do it to you, it bothers you.

Food for thought???

[spoonitnow]

spoon why dont you poast anything good in BC anymore?

There's no value in it. Why spend time and energy with something for people who don't care when I can have quality one-on-one time with people who do care when my time and energy won't be wasted?

Also LOL @ Spoon getting mad because people bitch about him not posting good stuff in BC anymore but are too fucking sorry to give a fuck when he actually does

You're missing the irony here. You think its ok when you do it to others, but when they do it to you, it bothers you.

Food for thought???

You've kept trying to say this in like every one of my commune threads for the past 2 months like it's some sort of stroke of genius or something. Get a new gimmick?

I don't remember the last time spoon contributed anything positive in the BC

He made a good thread once

[flomo]

4 spades (commune)
2 spades (BC)

spoon and jesus don't mix

[al yell]

Not that I'd expect anyone to pay enough attention to notice, but the first two posts I made near the beginning of this thread are nothing short of genius.

Hats off to anyone who succeeds in posting one of their own.

[DaddyDeez]

4 spades (commune)
2 spades (BC)

spoon and jesus don't mix

ez 5 if wes would fix some posts & add some sexy pics imo.

[will641]

spoon why dont you poast anything good in BC anymore?

There's no value in it. Why spend time and energy with something for people who don't care when I can have quality one-on-one time with people who do care when my time and energy won't be wasted?

and you wanted to be mod of the BC. maybe courties job aint so easy!

[spoonitnow]

spoon why dont you poast anything good in BC anymore?

There's no value in it. Why spend time and energy with something for people who don't care when I can have quality one-on-one time with people who do care when my time and energy won't be wasted?

and you wanted to be mod of the BC. maybe courties job aint so easy!

courtiebee I sincerely enjoy talking to you and I think you're probably a good person so don't take this in a bad personal way or something because I mean absolutely nothing against you by this.

It's an easy job when you don't post any strategy and just lock or move an occasional thread. As a mod at least I would have motivation to give a damn outside of making the games harder for everyone.

[XTR1000]

actually this is more sad than funny

[Thunder]

You're missing the irony here. You think its ok when you do it to others, but when they do it to you, it bothers you.

[will641]

Also LOL @ Spoon getting mad because people bitch about him not posting good stuff in BC anymore but are too fucking sorry to give a fuck when he actually does

You're missing the irony here. You think its ok when you do it to others, but when they do it to you, it bothers you.

Food for thought???

You've kept trying to say this in like every one of my commune threads for the past 2 months like it's some sort of stroke of genius or something. Get a new gimmick?

[x] stroke of genius
[ ] needs new gimmick

[al yell]

alright (sigh). They're anagrams. I rearranged the letters of the thread's title. nh me.

[a500lbgorilla]

ohhhhh

[flomo]

ssnaapppppppppppppp

[Galapogos]

alright (sigh). They're anagrams. I rearranged the letters of the thread's title. nh me.

lol, A+ for effort, Fail at getting noticed.

[flomo]

alright (sigh). They're anagrams. I rearranged the letters of the thread's title. nh me.

lol, A+ for effort, Fail at getting noticed.

Galapogos, who are you talking to?

[a500lbgorilla]

ssnaapppppppppppppp

[al yell]

alright (sigh). They're anagrams. I rearranged the letters of the thread's title. nh me.

lol, A+ for effort, Fail at getting noticed.

Galapogos, who are you talking to?

lol. a bit obscure, i admit. without a doubt the result of having just gotten baked prior to.

[donkbee]

spoon why dont you poast anything good in BC anymore?

There's no value in it. Why spend time and energy with something for people who don't care when I can have quality one-on-one time with people who do care when my time and energy won't be wasted?

and you wanted to be mod of the BC. maybe courties job aint so easy!

courtiebee I sincerely enjoy talking to you and I think you're probably a good person so don't take this in a bad personal way or something because I mean absolutely nothing against you by this.

It's an easy job when you don't post any strategy and just lock or move an occasional thread. As a mod at least I would have motivation to give a damn outside of making the games harder for everyone.

I'm pretty much the mod of the BC right now because none of the other mods want it. If it were my choice, you would have been the mod of the BC a long time ago.

[wesrman]

Also LOL @ Spoon getting mad because people bitch about him not posting good stuff in BC anymore but are too fucking sorry to give a fuck when he actually does

You're missing the irony here. You think its ok when you do it to others, but when they do it to you, it bothers you.

Food for thought???

You've kept trying to say this in like every one of my commune threads for the past 2 months like it's some sort of stroke of genius or something. Get a new gimmick?

[x] stroke of genius
[ ] needs new gimmick

I could say the same to you cuz i only really say it when you shit on someones thread or opinion. If you stopped, i wouldnt have to say it.

4 spades (commune)
2 spades (BC)

spoon and jesus don't mix

ez 5 if wes would fix some posts & add some sexy pics imo.

Sadly i cant save every thread.

I mean come on, my comp only has so much memory..lol.

[flomo]

ez 5 if wes would fix some posts & add some sexy pics imo.

Sadly i cant save every thread.

I mean come on, my comp only has so much memory..lol.

they ask a lot from jesus too