How long has it been since any of you have been laid?

[lambchopdc]

Way too many sex polls lately....obv some people arent getting any....

[Miffed22001]

where is the 'its the wrong time of the month' option!?

[a500lbgorilla]

2 and a half months

[a500lbgorilla]

Actually 3 whole months since i didnt realize what day it was.

[ensign_lee]

2 days.

Saying "farewell" when I left Hong Kong to go back to Houston.

[thenonsequitur]

Does my left hand count? Or does it only count as being laid if it's the right hand?

[midas06]

48 years

[Miffed22001]

48 years

haha
midas is a virgin!

[Renton]

about a month, not afraid to admit

being single blows

[Bmxicle]

i'm saving myself --yeah right lol--(or i'm just a nerdatron)...proof of my nerdiness can be found in that i added an 'atron' to calling myself a nerd

[BobbySalami]

I lay myself every day, I am such hot shit.

[Warpe]

48 years

...wait a sec'

[ilikeaces86]

i'm saving myself --yeah right lol--(or i'm just a nerdatron)...proof of my nerdiness can be found in that i added an 'atron' to calling myself a nerd

Would you offer up your anal virginity for a chance to be coached by LolTrickedu? If so your def are a nerdotron.

[samsonite2100]

Does giving a dirty sanchez to a hobo count as "getting laid?"

[ilikeaces86]

Its been about 10 minutes. Being a newlywed has at least a few perks.

[gabe]

this poll is misleading because i dont want to vote 'in the last year' but it wasnt in the past month either

[Bmxicle]

i'm saving myself --yeah right lol--(or i'm just a nerdatron)...proof of my nerdiness can be found in that i added an 'atron' to calling myself a nerd

Would you offer up your anal virginity for a chance to be coached by LolTrickedu? If so your def are a nerdotron.

no but thats only cause lolo is a nit

[Greedo017]

3 months, but its not my fault, my gf is spending the summer in bfe

[Rondavu]

this poll is misleading because i dont want to vote 'in the last year' but it wasnt in the past month either

Just write in 11 months

[theDEEPdish]

3 months, but its not my fault, my gf is spending the summer getting bwned in bfe

FYP

[bigred]

A week, but my gf gets here in about an hour. So uh, yeah, T minus 60 minutes and counting.

[vqc]

A week, but my gf gets here in about an hour. So uh, yeah, T minus 60 minutes and counting.

are u having sex yet? Its been an hour now.

[Rondavu]

Honestly, I banged a pretty girl with a big round ass last Friday night. I don't know if that counts. I just wanted to see what all the hoopla was about junk in the trunk. I have an option to bang again, but I might trade it in for futures.

[Irisheyes]

How come courtie doesn't really post as much as she used to?

[zook]

A week, but my gf gets here in about an hour. So uh, yeah, T minus 60 minutes and counting.

are u having sex yet? Its been an hour now.

Where are you bigred? I expected you to be back here posting at 3:14pm.

[bode]

Honestly, I banged a pretty girl in her big round ass last Friday night. I don't know if that counts. I just wanted to see what all the hoopla was about junk in the trunk. I have an option to bang again, but I might trade it in for futures.

FYP

[givememyleg]

Having a sexually active gf is +ev in some ways.

[Kessler]

Couple days ago, but she likes it in the morning and always makes me late for work. Nothin' worse than trying to beat the clock and still get all the bases covered.

And bein' single ain't bad either. Your free time, your money, your choices... Not to mention you can spread yerself about and not feel like you're cheating!


-Kes

[Greedo017]

3 months, but its not my fault, my gf is spending the summer getting bwned in bfe

FYP

the only two guys she mentioned are one gay guy named fritz who wears tight pants and a guy named brad who she says has a tan he gets from sitting by the pool a lot, likes to go to the gym, gels his hair, shaves all over, originally from ohio, etc. you know the standard douchebag.

either way in 8 days i'll be bwning her. our goal is to hit as many states as possible going from wyoming to north carolina. anyone have any ideas on the best way to get it done in a state you're not staying the night in?

[Tycho]

20 years.

I'd say theirs no rush, but still..

[animal_chin]

either way in 8 days i'll be bwning her. our goal is to hit as many states as possible going from wyoming to north carolina. anyone have any ideas on the best way to get it done in a state you're not staying the night in?

Road head?

[donkbee]

How come courtie doesn't really post as much as she used to?

I've been really busy From now until October, I have an out-of-town visitor for two weeks, a 10 day trip to Mexico, and possibly a weekend in Germany. But I will be going back to school in October! That means many many hours of procrastinating on FTR ...

[mrhappy333]

I slept with 2 different women Sat night. one at a Party, then when I got home another one. Actually it was Sunday morning at the party and Sunday morning when I got home, I guess.

[freechus9]

I slept with 2 different women Sat night. one at a Party, then when I got home another one. Actually it was Sunday morning at the party and Sunday morning when I got home, I guess.

Why didn't you stay for breakfast? I make the best eggs benedict.

[IowaSkinsFan]

Bump

[givememyleg]

1 day

[boost]

-1 hours

[IowaSkinsFan]

less than a month.

[lambchopdc]

rofl @ 1 year bump, good job guys

[IowaSkinsFan]

congrats on your tenth post in 6 months!!!! yay!

[lambchopdc]

congrats on your tenth post in 6 months!!!! yay!

I have peoples who contact me when im needed. HOLLA!

(T- 90ish days till next post)

[StageWhisper]

1 month, 14 months to go...my penis went to Iraq.

[JL]

6 & 1/2 hours ago.

[Da GOAT]

sunday morning!! GMT time

[cardsman1992]

Last night....

[IowaSkinsFan]

lol it'll be great when the people like me that are not getting any right now chime in.

[Galapogos]

Last night.

[bode]

about 12 hours

[chipper5711]

Whenever I'm not playing online poker.

Um, must have been once last week.

[bode]

3 months, but its not my fault, my gf is spending the summer getting bwned in bfe

FYP

the only two guys she mentioned are one gay guy named fritz who wears tight pants and a guy named brad who she says has a tan he gets from sitting by the pool a lot, likes to go to the gym, gels his hair, shaves all over, originally from ohio, etc. you know the standard douchebag.

lukie?

[swiggidy]

very timely bump for me

It would have been 5 months had this been bumped yesterday.

[Fortune 500]

Right about 48 hours ago. But I'm married... does that count?

[swiggidy]

Right about 48 hours ago. But I'm married... does that count?

You wallet does get fucked all the time

[Phantaroth]

6 hours ago

[euphoricism]

4 days. Ran out of condoms. Dont feel like going to store.

Wow, I just realized how lazy that really is.

[NWNewell]

4 days. Ran out of condoms. Dont feel like going to store.

Wow, I just realized how lazy that really is.

haha.... indeed.... but I'm sorry to say, I've been guilty of this as well.

[Halv]

I can't remember having gotten any since I voted in the thread back in august. I'm like that guy in The Big Hit, I my sweet hands.

[Fortune 500]

Right about 48 hours ago. But I'm married... does that count?

You wallet does get fucked all the time

so true

[boost]

I followed through as promised... might have been a lil over an hour though. Then again in the morning. Shes a secretary... she had her work clothes on... HOLLA

[andy-akb]

a little less than 24 hours

[kmind]

Hanging out with my ex who keeps telling me she wants it but does not think it's right (haven't hung out in like 2 months) so she cannot decide...wish me luck. Will update afterwards.

Update: FUCK!

[euphoricism]

4 days. Ran out of condoms. Dont feel like going to store.

Wow, I just realized how lazy that really is.

haha.... indeed.... but I'm sorry to say, I've been guilty of this as well.

Problem *ahem* rectified. Gonna use the whole pack tonight *giggity*

Also, your avatar is badass. Is there a bigger version of that around? I've never seen the shuttle like that. Mucho awesome.

[donkbee]

very timely bump for me

It would have been 5 months had this been bumped yesterday.

[cardsman1992]

Hanging out with my ex who keeps telling me she wants it but does not think it's right (haven't hung out in like 2 months) so she cannot decide...wish me luck. Will update afterwards.

Update: FUCK!

This can only be bad, man....unless you plan on getting back together.....

[cardsman1992]

Double post....ooops

[gabe]

Update: FUCK!

does that mean u did it or did not

[swiggidy]

very timely bump for me

It would have been 5 months had this been bumped yesterday.

haha

Is that for the "5 months" part or the "yesterday" part

[kmind]

This can only be bad, man....unless you plan on getting back together.....

Very true...I have never been on good terms with exes so I thought I would try something new but she's changed too much in such a short period.

does that mean u did it or did not

Did not. I did make sure to try though, it was a pretty funny and stupid attempt though.

Anyways, now she left me all these messages about how happy she is that we hung out again blah blah...I hate girls. At least some other girl likes me, maybe that's the way to go.

[zook]

Swigs. Molto bene!

[donkbee]

Is that for the "5 months" part or the "yesterday" part

def the latter, you heart breaker.

sigh ...

[swiggidy]

Swigs. Molto bene!

molte grazie

swiggidy wrote:
Is that for the "5 months" part or the "yesterday" part
def the latter, you heart breaker.

sigh ...

There's more than enough of me to go around. I just can't get the permission slips signed

sigh ...