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    10 12.82%
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    7 8.97%
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  1. #1

    Default How long has it been since any of you have been laid?

    Way too many sex polls lately....obv some people arent getting any....

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    where is the 'its the wrong time of the month' option!?
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    2 and a half months
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    Actually 3 whole months since i didnt realize what day it was.
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    Does my left hand count? Or does it only count as being laid if it's the right hand?
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    48 years
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    Quote Originally Posted by midas06
    48 years
    haha
    midas is a virgin!
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    being single blows
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    i'm saving myself --yeah right lol--(or i'm just a nerdatron)...proof of my nerdiness can be found in that i added an 'atron' to calling myself a nerd
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    I lay myself every day, I am such hot shit.
    If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!

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    Quote Originally Posted by midas06
    48 years
    ...wait a sec'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bmxicle
    i'm saving myself --yeah right lol--(or i'm just a nerdatron)...proof of my nerdiness can be found in that i added an 'atron' to calling myself a nerd
    Would you offer up your anal virginity for a chance to be coached by LolTrickedu? If so your def are a nerdotron.
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    Does giving a dirty sanchez to a hobo count as "getting laid?"
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    Its been about 10 minutes. Being a newlywed has at least a few perks.
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    this poll is misleading because i dont want to vote 'in the last year' but it wasnt in the past month either
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    Quote Originally Posted by Bmxicle
    i'm saving myself --yeah right lol--(or i'm just a nerdatron)...proof of my nerdiness can be found in that i added an 'atron' to calling myself a nerd
    Would you offer up your anal virginity for a chance to be coached by LolTrickedu? If so your def are a nerdotron.
    no but thats only cause lolo is a nit
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    3 months, but its not my fault, my gf is spending the summer in bfe
    i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    this poll is misleading because i dont want to vote 'in the last year' but it wasnt in the past month either
    Just write in 11 months
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greedo017
    3 months, but its not my fault, my gf is spending the summer getting bwned in bfe
    FYP
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    A week, but my gf gets here in about an hour. So uh, yeah, T minus 60 minutes and counting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    A week, but my gf gets here in about an hour. So uh, yeah, T minus 60 minutes and counting.
    are u having sex yet? Its been an hour now.
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    Honestly, I banged a pretty girl with a big round ass last Friday night. I don't know if that counts. I just wanted to see what all the hoopla was about junk in the trunk. I have an option to bang again, but I might trade it in for futures.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    How come courtie doesn't really post as much as she used to?
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    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    A week, but my gf gets here in about an hour. So uh, yeah, T minus 60 minutes and counting.
    are u having sex yet? Its been an hour now.
    Where are you bigred? I expected you to be back here posting at 3:14pm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    Honestly, I banged a pretty girl in her big round ass last Friday night. I don't know if that counts. I just wanted to see what all the hoopla was about junk in the trunk. I have an option to bang again, but I might trade it in for futures.
    FYP
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  27. #27
    Having a sexually active gf is +ev in some ways.
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    Couple days ago, but she likes it in the morning and always makes me late for work. Nothin' worse than trying to beat the clock and still get all the bases covered.

    And bein' single ain't bad either. Your free time, your money, your choices... Not to mention you can spread yerself about and not feel like you're cheating!


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    Quote Originally Posted by theDEEPdish
    Quote Originally Posted by Greedo017
    3 months, but its not my fault, my gf is spending the summer getting bwned in bfe
    FYP
    the only two guys she mentioned are one gay guy named fritz who wears tight pants and a guy named brad who she says has a tan he gets from sitting by the pool a lot, likes to go to the gym, gels his hair, shaves all over, originally from ohio, etc. you know the standard douchebag.

    either way in 8 days i'll be bwning her. our goal is to hit as many states as possible going from wyoming to north carolina. anyone have any ideas on the best way to get it done in a state you're not staying the night in?
    i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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    20 years.

    I'd say theirs no rush, but still..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greedo017
    either way in 8 days i'll be bwning her. our goal is to hit as many states as possible going from wyoming to north carolina. anyone have any ideas on the best way to get it done in a state you're not staying the night in?
    Road head?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    How come courtie doesn't really post as much as she used to?
    I've been really busy From now until October, I have an out-of-town visitor for two weeks, a 10 day trip to Mexico, and possibly a weekend in Germany. But I will be going back to school in October! That means many many hours of procrastinating on FTR ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I slept with 2 different women Sat night. one at a Party, then when I got home another one. Actually it was Sunday morning at the party and Sunday morning when I got home, I guess.
    Why didn't you stay for breakfast? I make the best eggs benedict.
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    Bump
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    1 day
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    -1 hours
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    less than a month.
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    rofl @ 1 year bump, good job guys
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    congrats on your tenth post in 6 months!!!! yay!
    Check out the new blog!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    congrats on your tenth post in 6 months!!!! yay!
    I have peoples who contact me when im needed. HOLLA!

    (T- 90ish days till next post)
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    1 month, 14 months to go...my penis went to Iraq.
    I'm just a girl, you should push.
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    6 & 1/2 hours ago.
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    sunday morning!! GMT time
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    lol it'll be great when the people like me that are not getting any right now chime in.
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    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Whenever I'm not playing online poker.

    Um, must have been once last week.
    Once all-in and called, you are simply at the mercy of the cards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greedo017
    Quote Originally Posted by theDEEPdish
    Quote Originally Posted by Greedo017
    3 months, but its not my fault, my gf is spending the summer getting bwned in bfe
    FYP
    the only two guys she mentioned are one gay guy named fritz who wears tight pants and a guy named brad who she says has a tan he gets from sitting by the pool a lot, likes to go to the gym, gels his hair, shaves all over, originally from ohio, etc. you know the standard douchebag.
    lukie?
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    very timely bump for me

    It would have been 5 months had this been bumped yesterday.
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    Right about 48 hours ago. But I'm married... does that count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fortune 500
    Right about 48 hours ago. But I'm married... does that count?
    You wallet does get fucked all the time
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    6 hours ago
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    4 days. Ran out of condoms. Dont feel like going to store.

    Wow, I just realized how lazy that really is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    4 days. Ran out of condoms. Dont feel like going to store.

    Wow, I just realized how lazy that really is.
    haha.... indeed.... but I'm sorry to say, I've been guilty of this as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Fortune 500
    Right about 48 hours ago. But I'm married... does that count?
    You wallet does get fucked all the time
    so true

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    I followed through as promised... might have been a lil over an hour though. Then again in the morning. Shes a secretary... she had her work clothes on... HOLLA
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    a little less than 24 hours
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    Update: FUCK!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NWNewell
    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    4 days. Ran out of condoms. Dont feel like going to store.

    Wow, I just realized how lazy that really is.
    haha.... indeed.... but I'm sorry to say, I've been guilty of this as well.
    Problem *ahem* rectified. Gonna use the whole pack tonight *giggity*

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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    very timely bump for me

    It would have been 5 months had this been bumped yesterday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmind
    Hanging out with my ex who keeps telling me she wants it but does not think it's right (haven't hung out in like 2 months) so she cannot decide...wish me luck. Will update afterwards.

    Update: FUCK!
    This can only be bad, man....unless you plan on getting back together.....
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    Update: FUCK!

    does that mean u did it or did not
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    very timely bump for me

    It would have been 5 months had this been bumped yesterday.
    haha

    Is that for the "5 months" part or the "yesterday" part
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    Quote Originally Posted by cardsman1992
    This can only be bad, man....unless you plan on getting back together.....
    Very true...I have never been on good terms with exes so I thought I would try something new but she's changed too much in such a short period.

    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    does that mean u did it or did not
    Did not. I did make sure to try though, it was a pretty funny and stupid attempt though.

    Anyways, now she left me all these messages about how happy she is that we hung out again blah blah...I hate girls. At least some other girl likes me, maybe that's the way to go.
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    Swigs. Molto bene!
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Is that for the "5 months" part or the "yesterday" part
    def the latter, you heart breaker.

    sigh ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    Swigs. Molto bene!


    molte grazie

    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    swiggidy wrote:
    Is that for the "5 months" part or the "yesterday" part
    def the latter, you heart breaker.

    sigh ...
    There's more than enough of me to go around. I just can't get the permission slips signed

    sigh ...
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